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Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 10:05am On May 10, 2020
Most times on nairaland I see fools yammering about how they want to stop masturbation and crying to god like cry babies. If you ask them why they want to stop it, they mention nothing sensible only some half baked crazy theories. They even say its immoral when their bible never mentions masturbation



Brothers and sisters, the thing you need to know is that nobody, and I mean nobody can tell you what to do with your body. Not your pastor, nor your brother or father nor anybody else! Only you have the right as long as you are not disturbing anybody else

If masturbation is what you enjoy, do it and for gods sake do not feel guilty!!



Let me tell you that the power any religion has over you is only that which you hand onto them



I can assure you that if god exists there are other things that are more important in this world for him to focus on that on what adults choose to do with their own time!!



People of like minds.... I need your input ooo

Let us liberate these fearful men and women thanks

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Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Conductor261: 10:06am On May 10, 2020
Who is telling you what to do with your body... boyman
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 10:10am On May 10, 2020
Conductor261:
Who is telling you what to do with your body... boyman
Anybody who ever said masturbation was bad smallie
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Conductor261: 10:12am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:

Anybody who ever said masturbation was bad smallie
Ok son. Rub your gbola as smooth as silk
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 10:14am On May 10, 2020
Conductor261:

Ok son. Rub your gbola as smooth as silk

I sure will.

While you do the same and cower like a sheep before your imaginary god and beg for forgiveness
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Conductor261: 10:16am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


I sure will.

While you do the same and cower like a sheep before your imaginary god and beg for forgiveness

Whatever works for you and rids you of this huge inferiority complex
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by johnoj24(m): 10:26am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:
Most times on nairaland I see fools yammering about how they want to stop masturbation and crying to god like cry babies. If you ask them why they want to stop it, they mention nothing sensible only some half baked crazy theories. They even say its immoral when their bible never mentions masturbation



Brothers and sisters, the thing you need to know is that nobody, and I mean nobody can tell you what to do with your body. Not your pastor, nor your brother or father nor anybody else! Only you have the right as long as you are not disturbing anybody else

If masturbation is what you enjoy, do it and for gods sake do not feel guilty!!



Let me tell you that the power any religion has over you is only that which you hand onto them



I can assure you that if god exists there are other things that are more important in this world for him to focus on that on what adults choose to do with their own time!!



People of like minds.... I need your input ooo

Let us liberate these fearful men and women thanks
Don't be a fool. You think you owns your body? The giver of your body gave it for a purpose but you misinterpreted it by using if for rubish called masturbation. You better pray to God to forgive and deliver you from that disgusting/ irritating act before that life of yours is taken and the life less body is buried then you end up in hell.

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Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by TheSourcerer: 10:34am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:
Most times on nairaland I see fools yammering about how they want to stop masturbation and crying to god like cry babies. If you ask them why they want to stop it, they mention nothing sensible only some half baked crazy theories. They even say its immoral when their bible never mentions masturbation



Brothers and sisters, the thing you need to know is that nobody, and I mean nobody can tell you what to do with your body. Not your pastor, nor your brother or father nor anybody else! Only you have the right as long as you are not disturbing anybody else

If masturbation is what you enjoy, do it and for gods sake do not feel guilty!!



Let me tell you that the power any religion has over you is only that which you hand onto them



I can assure you that if god exists there are other things that are more important in this world for him to focus on that on what adults choose to do with their own time!!



People of like minds.... I need your input ooo

Let us liberate these fearful men and women thanks
loudspeaker there , very needed input ,the same mfs that tell women how to wear their clothes or how they should act
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by TheSourcerer: 10:35am On May 10, 2020
johnoj24:

Don't be a fool. You think you owns your body? The giver of your body gave it for a purpose but you misinterpreted it by using if for rubish called masturbation. You better pray to God to forgive and deliver you from that disgusting/ irritating act before that life of yours is taken and the life less body is buried then you end up in hell.
shut
The
Phuck
Up
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by TodayNAlways: 11:05am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


I sure will.

While you do the same and cower like a sheep before your imaginary god and beg for forgiveness

You abandoned your giveaway thread?

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Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by GOFRONT(m): 11:08am On May 10, 2020
Sweet masturbation.....I masturbated last night and after that, I slept off like a rabbit..

Thank God for d gift of a left Arm long enough to reach my phallus.......Thank God also for d availabilty of Fressia Vaseline...

Your name alone is Exalted and worthy of our praise...
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by phantom24: 11:10am On May 10, 2020
When a fool gets drunk so early in the morning what do you expect from his/her speech?
what do you know about the scipture? I thought you'll cite any bible or quoran portion that supports your lustful indulgence or is that what your preacher teaches you if you have ever been to a church or mosque at all? you better seek for help b4 its too late. Tommorow you'll stil come here to advocate for gay & lesbianism.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 11:23am On May 10, 2020
johnoj24:

Don't be a fool. You think you owns your body? The giver of your body gave it for a purpose but you misinterpreted it by using if for rubish called masturbation. You better pray to God to forgive and deliver you from that disgusting/ irritating act before that life of yours is taken and the life less body is buried then you end up in hell.
You are obviously a dumb Bleep

My body is a biological instrument created by two adults who provided me with adequate sexual education at childhood

So Bleep off
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 11:36am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:
Most times on nairaland I see fools yammering about how they want to stop masturbation and crying to god like cry babies. If you ask them why they want to stop it, they mention nothing sensible only some half baked crazy theories. They even say its immoral when their bible never mentions masturbation



Brothers and sisters, the thing you need to know is that nobody, and I mean nobody can tell you what to do with your body. Not your pastor, nor your brother or father nor anybody else! Only you have the right as long as you are not disturbing anybody else

If masturbation is what you enjoy, do it and for gods sake do not feel guilty!!



Let me tell you that the power any religion has over you is only that which you hand onto them



I can assure you that if god exists there are other things that are more important in this world for him to focus on that on what adults choose to do with their own time!!



People of like minds.... I need your input ooo

Let us liberate these fearful men and women thanks
Guilty conscience. Who ask you whether you be Masturbator?
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 11:37am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


I sure will.

While you do the same and cower like a sheep before your imaginary god and beg for forgiveness
Look at that. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 11:37am On May 10, 2020
Conductor261:


Whatever works for you and rids you of this huge inferiority complex
No be small inferiority complex
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 11:37am On May 10, 2020
Anas09:

Guilty conscience. Who ask you whether you be Masturbator?

Lick my ass

Guilty conscience is exactly what I want to free these good people from
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 11:39am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:

You are obviously a dumb Bleep

My body is a biological instrument created by two adults who provided me with adequate sexual education at childhood

So Bleep off

Wow.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 11:40am On May 10, 2020
Anas09:

No be small inferiority complex

You are clearly a retard who isn't worthy of a fart from my ass lips if you are stupid enough to label someone you have never met as having inferiority complex
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Aladdin1(m): 11:48am On May 10, 2020
GOFRONT:
Sweet masturbation.....I masturbated last night and after that, I slept off like a rabbit..

Thank God for d gift of a left Arm long enough to reach my phallus.......Thank God also for d availabilty of Fressia Vaseline...

Your name alone is Exalted and worthy of our praise...
Am curious.pls.how do rabbits sleeps?becos the ones in my area disturbs at night.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 11:51am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


You are clearly a retard who isn't worthy of a fart from my ass lips if you are stupid enough to label someone you have never met as having inferiority complex
Your arse shd be jealous of your mouth for all the shit that comes out of it.

Go treat your low self esteem. Wait, were you raped by your father as a child? Folks like you suffered that hence turn against the heavenly father thinking He is like your earthly father.
Hahahahahahaha
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 11:53am On May 10, 2020
phantom24:
When a fool gets drunk so early in the morning what do you expect from his/her speech?
what do you know about the scipture? I thought you'll cite any bible or quoran portion that supports your lustful indulgence or is that what your preacher teaches you if you have ever been to a church or mosque at all? you better seek for help b4 its too late. Tommorow you'll stil come here to advocate for gay & lesbianism.

I may not be able to quote any that support it but I also can't find any that condemns masturbation

And I sure as hell can find scripture that calls for me to kill and commit genocide so you either contribute something meaningful to this thread or shut the fvck up!!!
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 11:55am On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


Lick my ass

Guilty conscience is exactly what I want to free these good people from
Hahahahahahahaha. I see, you want to give yourself the courage to come out and proudly declare that you fuq your father and it's your body to do as you pls.

Who do you hope to free, and from what? Free them from sanity to insanity or from self worth to low self worth like you.
I see, you dont want to be alone. Hahahahahahaha

Geraut
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 11:57am On May 10, 2020
Anas09:

Your arse shd be jealous of your mouth for all the shit that comes out of it.

Go treat your low self esteem. Wait, were you raped by your father as a child? Folks like you suffered that hence turn against the heavenly father thinking He is like your earthly father.
Hahahahahahaha


Look at the fvcking bullsheet that comes pouring out of that useless hole you call a mouth
Raped by my father...??

Is this your dullness generational?
Or are you the only person in your family this stupid and messed up?
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 12:11pm On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


Look at the fvcking bullsheet that comes pouring out of that useless hole you call a mouth
Raped by my father...??

Is this your dullness generational?
Or are you the only person in your family this stupid and messed up?
You are not ashamed to admit you are full of Lust, you can also admit that your father fuqs you hence your low self esteem.

Go get help pls.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by MJBOLT: 12:14pm On May 10, 2020
the same people who condemn masturbation are the ones you will see fornicating and committing adultery.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 12:15pm On May 10, 2020
Anas09:

You are not ashamed to admit you are full of Lust, you can also admit that your father fuqs you hence your low self esteem.

Go get help pls.

I was enjoying our banter until you mentioned incest
That reveals your mindset and tells me I shouldnt waste further breath on a possible psycho
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Primesky(m): 12:24pm On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:
Most times on nairaland I see fools yammering about how they want to stop masturbation and crying to god like cry babies. If you ask them why they want to stop it, they mention nothing sensible only some half baked crazy theories. They even say its immoral when their bible never mentions masturbation



Brothers and sisters, the thing you need to know is that nobody, and I mean nobody can tell you what to do with your body. Not your pastor, nor your brother or father nor anybody else! Only you have the right as long as you are not disturbing anybody else

If masturbation is what you enjoy, do it and for gods sake do not feel guilty!!



Let me tell you that the power any religion has over you is only that which you hand onto them



I can assure you that if god exists there are other things that are more important in this world for him to focus on that on what adults choose to do with their own time!!



People of like minds.... I need your input ooo

Let us liberate these fearful men and women thanks

Be careful not to mislead people because if you do, you'll be held accountable. If you tell them to use their bodies anyhow, also know and tell them that there will be a time to account for whatever they do with 'their' body.

Again, nothing in the whole wide world is more important to God thank man and all he is, everything else is secondary, what man does and what happens to man is of top priority to God while time remain, it's so important that Jesus Christ had to die for man.

The Bible tells us that the body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, and must not be defiled. If any man defiles the temple (body) will he or she not answer to God?. (1 Corinthians 6:19 -20)

Do you account for what is yours or what is not yours?.

Let me ask you, did you play any role whatsoever in determining your sex, colour of skin, texture, height or shape of 'your body?. Did you at anytime decide and say, 'I'm going down to earth at such a time or that to be born in the family where you were given birth to?. Alright, how about this mornning, what chemistry did you perform yesterday to warrant your being alive today whereas many others died?.

The trap in this is, if you claim it's your body, and at such behave anyhow, you can as well claim it's your life, and also use it and live it anyhow.

Everything we are and have, is given to us on 'trust', our life, body etc. That's why you will give account of what you do or did not do with 'your life, body and all.

It all belongs to God and MUST be lived for His glory. The question now is, does masturbation, fornication and adultery give glory to God?.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 12:32pm On May 10, 2020
Primesky:


Be careful not to mislead people because if you do, you'll be held accountable. If you tell them to use their bodies anyhow, also know and tell them that there will be a time to account for whatever they do with 'their' body.

Again, nothing in the whole wide world is more important to God thank man and all he is, everything else is secondary, what man does and what happens to man is of top priority to God while time remain, it's so important that Jesus Christ had to die for man.

The Bible tells us that the body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, and must not be defiled. If any man defiles the temple (body) will he or she not answer to God?. (1 Corinthians 6:19 -20)

Do you account for what is yours or what is not yours?.

Let me ask you, did you play any role whatsoever in determining your sex, colour of skin, texture, height or shape of 'your body?. Did you at anytime decide and say, 'I'm going down to earth at such a time or that to be born in the family where you were given birth to?. Alright, how about this mornning, what chemistry did you perform yesterday to warrant your being alive today whereas many others died?.

The trap in this is, if you claim it's your body, and at such behave anyhow, you can as well claim it's your life, and also use it and live it anyhow.

Everything we are and have, is given to us on 'trust', our life, body etc. That's why you will give account of what you do or did not do with 'your life, body and all.

It all belongs to God and MUST be lived for His glory. The question now is, does masturbation, fornication and adultery give glory to God?.

God must be a dumb fvck to create sexual desire in the first place

And god must be dumber to see all the poverty, war, disease, death and suffering in this world, ignore and decide to concern himself with me stroking the long dick he willingly gave me
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 12:33pm On May 10, 2020
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Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 1:08pm On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


I was enjoying our banter until you mentioned incest
That reveals your mindset and tells me I shouldnt waste further breath on a possible psycho
Oh, why won't you talk about incest?

And, why call it incest? You make it seem like it's something wrong. Why will it be wrong? After all incest is as much sexual sinas Masturbation.

If you can be barefaced unashamedly calling for folks to commit Masturbation, why shouldn't they be incestuous like you?
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 1:10pm On May 10, 2020
Please anybody who has anything meaningful to add to this thread add

Ignore the dumbfvcks above me, their perception of reality has been distorted by their dumb parents and religion

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