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Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 1:11pm On May 10, 2020
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Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 1:16pm On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


God must be a dumb fvck to create sexual desire in the first place

And god must be dumber to see all the poverty, war, disease, death and suffering in this world, ignore and decide to concern himself with me stroking the long dick he willingly gave me
Why are you so angry? Trust me God is not responsible for.what happened to you.

Let me pray for you.
Father, in the name of Jesus, I ask that you allow a demon push this stupid ignorant child into an activity that will cause him to loose his long manhood you blessed him with.
Let him become impotent so that he will no longer need any sexual urge since he blames you for giving him a penis.s.

Let an incurable disease attack and destroy his peni.s permanently.

Nggs121, say Amen.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 1:20pm On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


God must be a dumb fvck to create sexual desire in the first place

And god must be dumber to see all the poverty, war, disease, death and suffering in this world, ignore and decide to concern himself with me stroking the long dick he willingly gave me
Okay, since sexual urge is a curse and your functional print.s is also a curse of which you don't need, shd we pray that you loose them?

Say yes, ans I will pray for you to loose them. I promise you that you will cry, beg, you will spend money, you will given give your life to Christ, you will still not get them back. If you think it's a joke say pray.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 1:28pm On May 10, 2020
Anas09:

Okay, since sexual urge is a curse and your functional print.s is also a curse of which you don't need, shd we pray that you loose them?

Say yes, ans I will pray for you to loose them. I promise you that you will cry, beg, you will spend money, you will given give your life to Christ, you will still not get them back. If you think it's a joke say pray.

My guy read between the lines na I'm obviously an atheist

Pray to get money so you don't have to argue with strangers in an anonymous forum first
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 1:30pm On May 10, 2020
Like I said guys... Ignore any fool not adding useful info to this thread
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Baycard55(m): 1:33pm On May 10, 2020
Nkan be
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Anas09: 1:33pm On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


My guy read between the lines na I'm obviously an atheist

Pray to get money so you don't have to argue with strangers in an anonymous forum first
Guy, be a man and say Pray.

You are an atheist so this shd not be a big deal, say pray then you will know that all the demons your father's have served which are after your miserable life to destroy it will not be able to help you.

Say pray
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Primesky(m): 1:41pm On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


God must be a dumb fvck to create sexual desire in the first place

And god must be dumber to see all the poverty, war, disease, death and suffering in this world, ignore and decide to concern himself with me stroking the long dick he willingly gave me

May the good and gracious Lord have mercy on your poor soul because you know not what you're doing.

It's very unfortunate for the created to speak so foolishly against his maker, something even the devils cannot do.

I would not give you the opportunity to further drive you down.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 1:41pm On May 10, 2020
Anas09:

Guy, be a man and say Pray.

You are an atheist so this shd not be a big deal, say pray then you will know that all the demons your father's have served which are after your miserable life to destroy it will not be able to help you.

Say pray

Brotherly I'm sure the networth of my gateman is twice what your father and uncles ever made from a lifetime of looking for iron scraps on the road

I don't believe in demons, flying chariots and talking donkeys and all other crackpot nonsense, I and anyone with half a brain can identify it as obvious bullsheet grin grin

Modified

THIS GUY AGAIN??
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 1:44pm On May 10, 2020
Primesky:


May the good and gracious Lord have mercy on your poor soul because you know not what you're doing.

It's very unfortunate for the created to speak so foolishly against his maker, something even the devils cannot do.

I would not give you the opportunity to further drive you down.

Prove god to me by asking god to strike me for blaspheming

I promise to credit your acct with $250 if you do

If you do not then fvck you and fvck your god for wasting my time
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Primesky(m): 1:47pm On May 10, 2020
Nggs121:


God must be a dumb fvck to create sexual desire in the first place

And god must be dumber to see all the poverty, war, disease, death and suffering in this world, ignore and decide to concern himself with me stroking the long dick he willingly gave me

You hate him, you doubt him, you lie against him, yet you can't just keep away from talking about him. Stop deceiving yourself, stop punishing your endangered soul. Your soul yarns for his maker, but you won't let him.

Take this from me, it may not make sense to you now, but I hope it does before it's too late. You would never keep away from talking about God for all your life. Save this and mark this date. Your soul will always hunger for Him. Be wise enough to accept Him. Time is of the essence.

Take care.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 1:53pm On May 10, 2020
Primesky:


You hate him, you doubt him, you lie against him, yet you can't just keep away from talking about him. Stop deceiving yourself, stop punishing your endangered soul. Your soul yarns for his maker, but you won't let him.

Take this from me, it may not make sense to you now, but I hope it does before it's too late. You would never keep away from talking about God for all your life. Save this and mark this date. Your soul will always hunger for Him. Be wise enough to accept Him. Time is of the essence.

Take care.

You must be crazy for what you just said
I talk more about the christian god when I'm surrounded by his zombies

When I'm on reddit I laugh at the Muslims more

When I'm on an Indian based site I ridicule Buddhism, Zoroastrianism, Hinduism etc

And the funny thing is that the attitude of y'all zombies remain the same irrespective of whatever god you tout
#dumbfvcks
cheesy grin
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by orisa37: 2:04pm On May 10, 2020
O YES. KEEP MASTURBATING. THE BODY ITSELF IS A LIVING SPIRIT AND WILL TELL YOU TO STOP WHEN IT FEELS SO.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Primesky(m): 10:56am On May 24, 2020
Nggs121:


You must be crazy for what you just said
I talk more about the christian god when I'm surrounded by his zombies

When I'm on reddit I laugh at the Muslims more

When I'm on an Indian based site I ridicule Buddhism, Zoroastrianism, Hinduism etc

And the funny thing is that the attitude of y'all zombies remain the same irrespective of whatever god you tout
#dumbfvcks
cheesy grin

A clean heart will produce clean words and attitude. A dirty heart will produce dirty words and attitude, cursing and lies.

But there's cleansing power in the blood of Jesus Christ.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Primesky(m): 11:01am On May 24, 2020
Nggs121:


Prove god to me by asking god to strike me for blaspheming

I promise to credit your acct with $250 if you do

If you do not then fvck you and fvck your god for wasting my time

My God is not interested in killing the sinner, but that the sinner might repent. If that sinner dies in his or her sins, it's that sinner`s cup of tea, because the goodness and knowledge of God has appeared to all men. Therefore no man whatsoever have any excuse. Unfortunately, some people will ony realize this when it's rather too late. Don't fall in that category because the CHOICE is yours.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Hoodbilonia: 11:02am On May 24, 2020
As at 2014
Guy all the babes wey i dey follow
Dey beef me
Say my sperm dey eatery
I no fit go pass 2mins
I had dat dont smoke dont drink mindset
Dey buy juice,coke,dey chop. Till one gal disgraced me publicly.
Depression came in fast 2015. I started smoking kush .taking alomo,blackwood,action bitters and wanking.
Bleep.2016.my body changed. D gal i started dating complained too much dat i dont cum early.say i too like fuc k.
My 2018 bitters don turn to water for my body
Na fire down till date. I no be champion
But one tin sure for me.
I fit no cum in the next 1hr
And my own na fast Bleep kin
No time.
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 11:29am On May 24, 2020
Primesky:


My God is not interested in killing the sinner, but that the sinner might repent. If that sinner dies in his or her sins, it's that sinner`s cup of tea, because the goodness and knowledge of God has appeared to all men. Therefore no man whatsoever have any excuse. Unfortunately, some people will ony realize this when it's rather too late. Don't fall in that category because the CHOICE is yours.

Fvck you and fvck god too grin
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by hayoholla(m): 12:10pm On May 24, 2020
@OP, whatever yabis you receive concerning this post, you asked for it grin. No one asked you to make this post either grin
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by Nggs121: 1:51pm On May 24, 2020
hayoholla:
@OP, whatever yabis you receive concerning this post, you asked for it grin. No one asked you to make this post either grin
Who the fvck is this?
Re: Masturbation: No One Can Tell Me What To Do With My Body by hayoholla(m): 2:25pm On May 24, 2020
Nggs121:

Who the fvck is this?

Why do you wanna know mister grin

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