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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by my2chains(m): 4:58pm On May 17, 2020
Jobio1:
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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Myer(m): 5:18pm On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:

There is a man here, before the year runs out, you will be preaching Christ in your neighbourhood

Is this supposed to be a curse?
You yourself consider obeying your commission to be a curse? cheesy

Your idiocy is legendary.
I must have really hurt your feelings? Didn't know you were so emotional.
But tell me why do you like to say this to everyone who tells you the truth about your religion?
Do they teach you this in foundation school? Or shey na school of discipleship?
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Dareal90s(m): 5:23pm On May 17, 2020
kelvinkelvinkk:


DUMBO... god knows tomorrow but still created satan.
I said God not god, u don't knw anything. Just as he created u he created Satan. Are u in anyway better than Satan? Yet he gave u a chance to live.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Omooba77: 5:23pm On May 17, 2020
Myer:


Is this supposed to be a curse?
You yourself consider obeying your commission to be a curse? cheesy

Your idiocy is legendary.
I must have really hurt your feelings? Didn't know you were so emotional.
But tell me why do you like to say this to everyone who tells you the truth about your religion?
Do they teach you this in foundation school? Or shey na school of discipleship?

Ese sir, emabinu ooo
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Myer(m): 5:28pm On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:


Ese sir, emabinu ooo

You are the worst type of Christian.
You're clearly an RCCG member.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Omooba77: 5:38pm On May 17, 2020
Myer:

You are the worst type of Christian. You're clearly an RCCG member.
Lol
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by sonmvayina(m): 5:38pm On May 17, 2020
kelvinkelvinkk:


DUMBO... god knows tomorrow but still created satan.

Satan is just an aspect of God,. Just like the ministry of finance under the federal government of Nigeria.. The ministry is Satan.. The minister can be anybody...

Try and understand.. I don't know how else to explain it..
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by sonmvayina(m): 5:40pm On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:


Isaiah predicted the Birth Of Jesus and Surah did not dispute it.

Please point out where?
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Omooba77: 5:47pm On May 17, 2020
sonmvayina:

Please point out where?
Isaiah 7:14 & 9:6-7
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Olatara(f): 6:01pm On May 17, 2020
undecided
Rozz:
funny thanks darling we are all beautiful in our own ways

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by sonmvayina(m): 6:04pm On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:


Isaiah 7:14 & 9:6-7

Hmm.. Really?.. Why don't you go on to verse 16 of Isaiah 7...and see if it fits Jesus..
Isaiah 9:6-7 is about Hezekiah, he was already 6 years old when Isaiah was writing...

Isaiah 7 is about Isaiah son... He was the sign for king Ahaz to assure him that his kingdom will not be destroyed by the two kings threatening him...

Hmmm, dull Christians.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by my2chains(m): 6:07pm On May 17, 2020
My dream is just to be a big time rich niggar farmer!
Invest 100k in okro farming today and get 250% in just 4 months!
My2chains farm

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Slynation(m): 6:10pm On May 17, 2020
wickyyolo:


Surah predicted what Isaih says. Isaiah was there before Jesus and Islam.
You need to go through your bible once more...

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by ice4real: 6:46pm On May 17, 2020
helinues:
Here we go again undecided

They only predict cos no one knows tomorrow..

Ordinary a day weather no one can predict accurately not to talk of future events
Read 1 Corinthians 2vs 10.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by kimco(m): 7:00pm On May 17, 2020
kingxsamz:


US and Italy... Atheist nations? undecided


Stopped reading right there.

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Omooba77: 7:10pm On May 17, 2020
sonmvayina:


Hmm.. Really?.. Why don't you go on to verse 16 of Isaiah 7...and see if it fits Jesus..
Isaiah 9:6-7 is about Hezekiah, he was already 6 years old when Isaiah was writing...

Isaiah 7 is about Isaiah son... He was the sign for king Ahaz to assure him that his kingdom will not be destroyed by the two kings threatening him...

Hmmm, dull Christians.

At least you will believe these verses;
Surah 19
15. And peace be upon him the day he was born, and the day he dies, and the Day he is raised alive.

16. And mention in the Scripture Mary, when she withdrew from her people to an eastern location.

17. She screened herself away from them, and We sent to her Our spirit, and He appeared to her as an immaculate human.

18. She said, “I take refuge from you in the Most Merciful, should you be righteous.”

19. He said, “I am only the messenger of your Lord, to give you the gift of a pure son.”

20. She said, “How can I have a son, when no man has touched me, and I was never unchaste?”

21. He said, “Thus said your Lord, `It is easy for Me, and We will make him a sign for humanity, and a mercy from Us. It is a matter already decided.'“
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Nobody: 7:16pm On May 17, 2020
Rozz:
Prophesies are not predictions
there are no more prophecies. there are no needs for prophecies when the scripture is complete
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Darlon19: 7:19pm On May 17, 2020
ecolime:
This covid-19 has definitely reinforced the doubts of many.

How come no single prophet saw It?

Covid 19 was review to some person, e.g mbaka told us in year 2020 in the time of darkness, going to church will be impossible or difficulty onus ( a situation not going to church will be legal obligation) this situation is not common in our generation. Since I was born I have never witness such, ( not going to church become normal thing to every body). but right now is happening to us due to covid 19. Some people are telling me no prophet saw it coming because the name covid19 was not mentioned.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by PastorandMentor(m): 7:22pm On May 17, 2020
Can i Prophesy?
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by kimco(m): 7:24pm On May 17, 2020
Olatara:
undecided
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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by kelvinkelvinkk(m): 7:35pm On May 17, 2020
sonmvayina:


Satan is just an aspect of God,. Just like the ministry of finance under the federal government of Nigeria.. The ministry is Satan.. The minister can be anybody...

Try and understand.. I don't know how else to explain it..

Meaning God has an aspect of evil, he is the source of evil, but still punishes humans for an evil he created. one day, una go get sense...or not.

bg

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by judedwriter(m): 7:39pm On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:
Today many people dont believe in prophecies because they see many men of God as fake.
The Truth about prophecies is that if it is of God, no matter how long it will come to pass.

Remember, Isaiah prophecied about the birth of Jesus, which did not come in the life time of Isaiah and all that heard it. Many would have taken him to be a joker, alas, about 400 years later the prophecy was fulfilled.

So many prophecies in the Bible; many have been fulfilled, some yet. In a nutshell, all will be fulfilled!

The Greatest of them all is that Jesus Christ will return back and Only His Saints will reign with Him!

Very true. Eternal life with Jesus and a new heaven and earth is the greatest prophesy in the Bible.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by kelvinkelvinkk(m): 7:40pm On May 17, 2020
Dareal90s:

I said God not god, u don't knw anything. Just as he created u he created Satan. Are u in anyway better than Satan? Yet he gave u a chance to live.

Your typing nonsense with confidence.... he knows the begining and end of everything meaning he knew satan would revolt against him, knowing adam and eve would disobey him, and still ended up creating them. una go dey alright las las.

jj .u
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by kimco(m): 7:44pm On May 17, 2020
Darlon19:


Covid 19 was review to some person, e.g mbaka told us in year 2020 in the time of darkness, going to church will be impossible or difficulty onus ( a situation not going to church will be legal obligation) this situation is not common in our generation. Since I was born I have never witness such, ( not going to church become normal thing to every body). but right now is happening to us due to covid 19. Some people are telling me no prophet saw it coming because the name covid19 was not mentioned.

Ah ah...what have you written? When a pandemic has hit major places and they were already on lockdown that was when your pastor *predicted* that there will be lockdown? Where have our reasoning gone to? Any *prophesy* regarding covid-19 after August 2019 is not a prophesy. If you want to be ignorant of the happenings in the world and call your fakers, men of God, because they actually bothered to listen to the news while u spent ur time screaming helebaba helebaba in church building at night doesnt mean he is a prophet.
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Nobody: 7:45pm On May 17, 2020
Lostz:
there are no more prophecies. there are no needs for prophecies when the scripture is complete
There will always be prophesies as long as human continue to exist
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Godblessamaechi: 7:49pm On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:
Today many people dont believe in prophecies because they see many men of God as fake.
The Truth about prophecies is that if it is of God, no matter how long it will come to pass.

Remember, Isaiah prophecied about the birth of Jesus, which did not come in the life time of Isaiah and all that heard it. Many would have taken him to be a joker, alas, about 400 years later the prophecy was fulfilled.

So many prophecies in the Bible; many have been fulfilled, some yet. In a nutshell, all will be fulfilled!

The Greatest of them all is that Jesus Christ will return back and Only His Saints will reign with Him!


Very true brother � you might have quoted 1 Thessalonians 5:20 Despise not prophesyings. Without knowing.
Here's the thing, in every counterfeit there is an original. No counterfeit bill or product exist without the original this is an incontrovertible statement. If you are privileged to read my post am begging you my dear friend to believe the prophecy regarding the second coming of Jesus Christ. Remember Noah's generation, they never believed him until it was too late for them. Don't let the temporary pleasure of sin deceive you. Don't let so called civilization or modernization become your trap. Don't let anyone or anything stand on your way. Receive Jesus today continue with Him till the end of time and it shall be well with you.
2 Peter 3:9
The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
For a more detailed explanation read 2 Peter 3:1-14. God bless you.

For counseling WhatsApp or text me on 08033730233
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by xproducer: 7:57pm On May 17, 2020
Speaking the word of GOD - which is all about the Word of GOD (Hebrews 10:7) - from the holy Bible... is prophecy.

"And I fell at his feet to worship him. But he said to me, “See that you do not do that! I am your fellow servant, and of your brethren who have the testimony of Jesus. Worship God! For the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy.” - Revelation 19:10

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"Knowing this first, that no prophecy of Scripture is of any private interpretation, for prophecy never came by the will of man, but holy men of God spoke as they were moved by the Holy Spirit." - 2 Peter 1:20-21
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Temade29: 8:35pm On May 17, 2020
Rozz:
prophecies are real if it's from a real man of God
Real prophet of God like "Baba solution"
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Nobody: 8:43pm On May 17, 2020
Temade29:
Real prophet of God like "Baba solution"
whats Baba Solution
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by Temade29: 8:48pm On May 17, 2020
Rozz:
whats Baba Solution
Prophet Michael shoderu (Baba solution)
Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by flexindino(m): 8:49pm On May 17, 2020
Omooba77:
Today many people dont believe in prophecies because they see many men of God as fake.
The Truth about prophecies is that if it is of God, no matter how long it will come to pass.

Remember, Isaiah prophecied about the birth of Jesus, which did not come in the life time of Isaiah and all that heard it. Many would have taken him to be a joker, alas, about 400 years later the prophecy was fulfilled.

So many prophecies in the Bible; many have been fulfilled, some yet. In a nutshell, all will be fulfilled!

The Greatest of them all is that Jesus Christ will return back and Only His Saints will reign with Him!

prophesies is the next biggest scam after Nigerian covid19

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Re: Do Not Joke With Prophecies! by sonmvayina(m): 8:51pm On May 17, 2020
kelvinkelvinkk:


Meaning God has an aspect of evil, he is the source of evil, but still punishes humans for an evil he created. one day, una go get sense...or not.

bg

Define evil?..

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