Eriggs:
ur own no fit pass, 'ol' boy come, make i go buy weed for u'!
Damnnnn niggarrr


all liars will go to hell fire

school feeding contract COVID era

mine after my wedding my wife conceive after nine months we lost the baby through C_S and the second born was a boy still through C_S I was extremely happy but the one that kept me stand still without food is when she gave birth to our 3rd born here comes the news of a two bouncing baby girls infact I spent a whole day without food

Depressed101:
there was this old wrecked pick up van in my area near the arena we watched that match, When we won the match, we lifted it.. Chai it was crazy

Ah !
Wtf

When I saw miracles happening in the name of jesus with my korokoro eye in one village like that on osun state called idi ita..I was joyous to hear of a deaf boy talk Jesus do well that day

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Na the day when i collect my first cash....six million!
Before that day..my cousin informed me say them kill the aza...
I was surprised when he call me again say the money scale through abi na sail through before them burst the aza....
O boy see joy....I nor fit eat anything that day...I nor fit sleep
Early morning...i run go meet my cousin..
O boy... We remove one ride Voltron( car)...that was my first ride
Buy three land... The remaining one na enough bottles and weed plus hotel booking and lodging.... constant pussy

the realest G ..boss teach your boy work na hustle no easy

The day i had that Benue state is located in Nigeria The day our building relocated to another site by itself The day i was made d financial secretary in my church! Ooo God

When I was asked to come pick my appointment letter of a job that paid well. As it got into my hands, the hunger that was in me disappeared instantly. Some close friends took me out for a meal on hearing of the good news. I could manage to put 6 spoons of the fried rice into my mouth. Inside of my stomach was flowing like rivers of living waters. I shall never forget that day in a hurry

Uncountable blessings!!! Praise to God Almighty.

The day i bought my Ride ( Toyota Camry Big Daddy) i didnt sleep the night before the day. its now two years thanks to God. what a Night

HantaVirus:
The day I was surprisingly awarded a contract of 200 million after bidding with heavyweights

I know the feeling Chief

None. I want good news that'll make me lose my appetite ohhhhhh

Vyzz:
Konji was disturbing me for weeks....







Then one day as I was eating.... Babe wey I been talk to some days past call me for phone talk say she wan come my house.....



Instantly I dropped the food.... And started arranging my room and myself for the work ahead

hehehehehehehehehe

gypsey:
when i won £200,000 on a £5 lottery scratch card. i bought meself a £30,000 benz SUV the next week.

boss i hail o teach me one or two i go appreciate

zeroq911:

God punish your real father and your entire generation..

Ole

If you can't help then keep quiet
Why are you people this heartless and foolish
Na wa ooo

When I passed Part 2 MBBS exams! Only medical students will understand the type of joy that comes with passing MB exams, especially 400L and 600L .

The day I saw unilorin message giving me admission, after waiting for 5 years to gain admission to even any higher institution but God so great he help me secure University admission

HantaVirus:
The day I was surprisingly awarded a contract of 200 million after bidding with heavyweights

big boss anything for you, boss abeg any work dey teach me how to fish sir

Buhari's victory in 2015 and 2019

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright

Na the day when i collect my first cash....six million!
Before that day..my cousin informed me say them kill the aza...
I was surprised when he call me again say the money scale through abi na sail through before them burst the aza....
O boy see joy....I nor fit eat anything that day...I nor fit sleep
Early morning...i run go meet my cousin..
O boy... We remove one ride Voltron( car)...that was my first ride
Buy three land... The remaining one na enough bottles and weed plus hotel booking and lodging.... constant pussy

i like you boss you sabi the way, big boss abeg teach me the way i want to leave poverty behind any help i go appreciate

She don see her period

metrosexual:
I remember it like yesterday...


...Went to my regular sit out where I order food at evenings to eat, my dream job which I had been waiting for like two years, I was at a point that there was no hope anywhere except holding on to God as he was my last hope in life at that point....


...Then suddenly the offer letter dropped in my email, I have never been so happy in my life, my favourite egusi soup with big meats suddenly lost taste, like seriously I couldn't eat, Lol.

Faithful father, thank you again!

This is totally me, but mine was a call that came in around a few minutes past 6pm, I was directed on where to pick up my appointment letter . I was in that canteen about eating beans and pap. It is over ten years now but still remember the event like it was yesterday.

I was working in a supermarket that rarely pays Yu during month end (you'll recieve your month end salary in the middle of the next month and it usually not complete.... that place was like suffering..no money to buy food..no food to eat or even a Little pocket money)
So during one of the afternoon I manage I buy garri ijebu to drink I received a text message on my small phone that I was invited for an interview in an eatery also close to my home ...you should have come and see me that day ehh,. I was so overjoyed even as I never go interview I was still happy cause God want to deliver me from that supermarket.........Las Las I later got the job and we were doing very good before the pandemic which led so many jobless with me been among......So till now I pray to God to get a better new one

THIS NIGHT SWEET ME DIE. AS MAN U DRAW THE MATCH. KIKIKIKI

Feb 16, 2016 by 1pm there about got an SMS to come and collect my appointment letter. Meanwhile I was in a canteen with my friend we had orders and I was about to start when I read the SMS. I left the food and virtually ran to the office to collect the letter and started work the next day.

Tonight when southampton make it a draw with machester unity. . .

The day I got admission, it was unbelievable, even after I made a mistake during the post UTME, yet God still did it for me!


Happiest day of my life so far....

The next will be when I get a good job, after years of being without one...

Mine was the day ex paid me a surprise visit. I was actually missing him, so was about eating and he called and said he was almost at my gate. Wow! My heart skipped and I lost my appetite immediately and damned the food .

Vyzz:
Konji was disturbing me for weeks....







Then one day as I was eating.... Babe wey I been talk to some days past call me for phone talk say she wan come my house.....



Instantly I dropped the food.... And started arranging my room and myself for the work ahead

Hope you eventually fvcked her

moscobabs:
May 19,2012. The day Chelsea won UCL.

I experienced the real meaning of happiness in life and the memory is still linger.

Bro, you see that moment Drogba slotted in the last penalty, that very moment remains my happiest moment in life. I am still wondering if a moment will appear in my life where I will be happier.

Typing this gives me goose pimples seff.

Anyway am still expecting my own breakthrough

philip0906:

Did you make good use of the money? Honest answer, I'm just curious...

Sent money to my Dad and siblings. First time I sent my Dad money, Rest his soul.
Sent #250k home, kept the rest to myself. Bought a gen set for my friend who I was squatting with then. Spent the rest on logistics.