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Had a chick back then. She was a fan of the really long, claw like Cardi B kinda Acrylic fake nails . I was indifferent till one night during an intense missionary session, the next thing I felt was the burning, painful feeling of the skin on my back peeling . Aunty came and unknowingly "tigered" my back with her Jezebel nails. Mehn, long marks all over my back like I fought a lion. She kept saying sorry. Luckily for me, the scars totally disappeared after a few months. Imagine bearing the proof of sin all over my back for the rest of my life if the scars had remained


My second experience... I was forming The Rock with one massive thick ass chick so I wanted to give her while carrying her.(Not my first time of trying it with much lighter girls) As I was lifting her up, the next thing I heard was a snap on my left wrist . I ended up with a sprained wrist I had to endure weeks of excruciating pain . Friends were asking me what happened to my wrist when they saw it bandaged the next Monday. I told them it's a long story

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That leg cramp though

No injury really,just DAT feeling u get like say oil don finish for ur waist sprocket and socket. That time u go dey ask "Cum,where art thou" . Na DAT time u go know say more grease to ur elbow dey important for life.

The day one girl give me correct headbutt during romance ehn....

LWKMD..so hilarious

Many times

But particular one was the day i was kneeling on a rug and raming her doggy, chaii the scar is still on my knees.

Each time I see the scar it reminds of that my ex

Swollen groin

old news :Pold news

Spreads mat...I dey like this kind story

you mean like breaking a dick... may God forbid



but was close to once...

these girls can be crazy sometimes I swear, na them dey enjoy sex pass...


once a girl's pussy is very wet and she is riding your dick so hard that the ass is slapping on your thigh with her eyes closed and she is looking upwards and slamming ass down on that dick, guy you better bring her back to planet earth by grabbing her waist or guiding the ass with your hand or else your dick will be broken into two...


brotherly advice

Just passing ,for the fumigation nd cleaning of your schools,homes,offices etc contact us to that for in a professional way

life no easy...

Lol, here to read stories...

I fell from a storey building in my dream and I sprained my neck in reality.

EzzyCarter:
Had a chick back then. She was a fan of the really long, claw like Cardi B kinda Acrylic fake nails . I was indifferent till one night during an intense missionary session, the next thing I felt was the burning, painful feeling of the skin on my back peeling . Aunty came and unknowingly "tigered" my back with her Jezebel nails. Mehn, long marks all over my back like I fought a lion. She kept saying sorry. Luckily for me, the scars totally disappeared after a few months. Imagine bearing the proof of sin all over my back for the rest of my life if the scars had remained


My second experience... I was forming The Rock with one massive thick ass chick so I wanted to give her while carrying her.(Not my first time of trying it with much lighter girls) As I was lifting her up, the next thing I heard was a snap on my left wrist . I ended up with a sprained wrist I had to endure weeks of excruciating pain . Friends were asking me what happened to my wrist when they saw it bandaged the next Monday. I told them it's a long story

I thought it was just me! I'm broken!

EzzyCarter:
Had a chick back then. She was a fan of the really long, claw like Cardi B kinda Acrylic fake nails . I was indifferent till one night during an intense missionary session, the next thing I felt was the burning, painful feeling of the skin on my back peeling . Aunty came and unknowingly "tigered" my back with her Jezebel nails. Mehn, long marks all over my back like I fought a lion. She kept saying sorry. Luckily for me, the scars totally disappeared after a few months. Imagine bearing the proof of sin all over my back for the rest of my life if the scars had remained


My second experience... I was forming The Rock with one massive thick ass chick so I wanted to give her while carrying her.(Not my first time of trying it with much lighter girls) As I was lifting her up, the next thing I heard was a snap on my left wrist . I ended up with a sprained wrist I had to endure weeks of excruciating pain . Friends were asking me what happened to my wrist when they saw it bandaged the next Monday. I told them it's a long story

u seff know say na sin.... Bad guy

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abeg, who don Bleep albino before, I won ask something!

make I drop my own. was having it with my girl we did missionary after she cummed I decided to do finishing na so I miss target na God save me that night my d**k no break d kind pain I felt that night was terrible

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The ladies are not commenting.

Not mine but an observation!!


What is it with poking the back vaginal wall...

I've had a few women complain of a small prolapse as a result of poor angulation of a short "tool"...

Poor lasses end with up a small reservoir affecting their ability to keep up with their genital hygiene amidst overflow incontinence! Problems get worse when coupled with anal s... ex practice.


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When I was bleeping my ex she come say make she ride me, the gbedu enter her body sotey condom burst, she no gree stop las las after the romp I come see bruise for my malawa, first and only time, the skin peel oh

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A few years ago I was having sex with my then-girlfriend. She was being rather noisy, and her roommates were home, so I told her to just bite my hand. She bit it. I ended up with six stitches."


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This happened back when my husband and I were first dating. He was spending the night, maybe for the third or fourth time. I woke up from some unsettling dreams and rolled over to cuddle with him.'I had a bad dream,' I say to him. He rubs my arm a bit and sleepily says, 'Oh yeah? I'm sorry.'

"'You know what makes it better?' I ask him. 'Hmmmm?' I squeeze him a bit tighter and rip a giant fart.

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Just finished sexin' and took off condom and put on floor (in some tissue). We were cooling off and she noticed that her dog had got to the condom and lapped up almost all the cum. I laughed a lot. She did too after a bit."

—Reddit

My girl asked me to role-play with her. She was the patient and I was the doctor. She starts off, 'What would you like me to do for you, doctor?"

First thing that comes out of my mouth: 'I'm gonna need you to fill out some paperwork first.'"

—Reddit user

Denique:

I thought it was just me! I'm broken!

huh