proclinician:


Lol u go fear na... I thought I read where another wrote she has a nice voice.

Lol these boys and their daydreams.

You can imagine. I thought he knew me from before here at some point.

Wait, first, where you dey for this matter sef?

Pancakeey:

Hmm I don’t agree.
My relationship is rocky at the moment. You can’t tell me to hope it gets better.
Because that won’t do it.

I feel we just have to work towards achieving that perfect relationship.
Expectations or not

Different strokes for different folks.

Ooh I didn’t even check the op moniker

Lol, you are part of our problems in this con3

Sixfeetbelle:


What do you want to check?

If the movie worth craving for love

Shortyy:
Sorry to bust your bubble dearie. In these days love setting. Love is sex and money.

There is no sincerity. Even when you sincerely open your heart wholeheartedly to love and accept them, they'll play you like a football. (Chelsea vs Man U kind of match). But if you're very strong and want to keep attempting till you find the right person, break a leg then.

But I'll advice you to carry all that love and give to your family and the less privileged, they're people that need it the most and will cherish it.

can I love you

JOACHINpedro:

If the movie worth craving for love

No ooh. Not at all.

Most especially to a non-believer of love like you

biddostandard:
can I love you

How can you desire to "love" her when she says there's no love and you agree?

iPrevail:
If you love yourself so deep and so hard.. You'll realize you don't need someone else to interfere

How can someone love their self so deep and so hard?

Sixfeetbelle:


How can someone love their self so deep and so hard?

Hmmmmm u r still online that love must be very hard

chingle5:


Hmmmmm u r still online that love must be very hard

And so are you.

But you haven't said you need love, so I'm wondering why you're still online at this time?

SarutobiEky:
Ahan. I'm corn_fused. Are you not the lass who wants to fall in love? You have a guy willing to donate his heart and you're not taking it?

Is she really a lass, ? I thought she was an evening newspaper

EmptyGarden:
Take am easy o, no fall break leg.

Silentgroper:
Is she really a lass, ? I thought she was an evening newspaper

Nawa o

Sixfeetbelle:




You can imagine. I thought he knew me from before here at some point.

Wait, first, where you dey for this matter sef?

I no de anywhere at all. I don't know what love is aside family. I don't need it either

Sixfeetbelle:


How can you desire to "love" her when she says there's no love and you agree?

I didn't agree ,sure there's love but kinda scarce

Sixfeetbelle:


No ooh. Not at all.

Most especially to a non-believer of love like you

Ah ah!
Me that love LOVE

Sixfeetbelle:
Chim ooh! Local girl is tired. Ole ihe bu ihe nkaa?

The Genesis of the matter.

I just finished watching a romantic movie and I've been sighing longingly for over an hour. What is in this "love" that people are falling into everyday yet I've been unlucky in finding that place? And although I hear people say "there's no love in Nigeria", I can't help but doubt them when I see my timelines on Facebook. Wedding every Saturday, love in the air. Or is there own feem trick?. Does love segregate?

What pushed me to write this thread?

I just realised that as old as I am, I've never been in love before and I'm suddenly coming to the unpalatable conclusion that at the rate I'm going, falling in love may never happen to me (wails uncontrollably). I want to love somebody's son and I want somebody's son to love me back. Is it hard to do?

There was a time I thought I knew how to achieve this feat but conditions are not favoring my initial plans of travelling abroad, doing a whirlwind romance and falling in love like they portray that they do over there, so I've decided to cut my coat according to my cloth, literally, and just do the type practiced here. So early this year, I made a research (Aproko) on how best to achieve this and voila: Nairaland Romance section popped up in brilliant hues.

Romance-land and the word "love"

But contrary to my expectations, romanceland has failed woefully in trying to help me attain this goal (these peeps here don't know what love is). With their incessant need to discuss on repetition topics ranging from preeks and kitten to redpill and feminism, even broke guys and entitled ladies all day long, I've found it hard to actually pinpoint a topic/thread that centers/teaches on love and how to fall in it. Thus asking, should I consult another section and try my luck over there? Maybe politics section? Those guys over there "sound" vicious enough and since the violent taketh it by force...

What I need?

So I've taken it upon myself to make the necessary clarion call on behalf of all the single people like me who has never been in love before, and for those who wish to experience it again to get the directions they need. As I am ignorant about how to go about falling in love, I'd implore those with expertise to help us with plentiful knowledge on the matter so that we can all learn and apply it.

Specifically, I need clarification on: where the entrance called "love" is located so I can go and fall inside or is that it is no longer accepting applications at this time? Has the door of love finally closed?



Thank you.


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I like the way you articulate it...
There is different in finding love and getting married..
Marriage for now No Why (Finance)
Love is normal as it's comes and go why? (You can't date without vision destination life partner, not afraid of commitment but one has to be Financially capable to carry the load and demand that comes with dating such as unpredicted pregnancy and fathering the innocent kid.
Am a bit interested but skeptical because this is nigeria unpredictable this happens. 9061792462 Chat

CosmicPhoenix:

We all know you are looking for a man to tie down with marriage, just say the truth

That practically a no no for me.

proclinician:


I no de anywhere at all. I don't know what love is aside family. I don't need it either

Okay ooh.

So you have no plans to marry? Have kids? Form married men friendships? Be a grandfather?

I want to believe you need love to achieve all these plans.

SkyRicks:


I like the way you articulate it...
There is different in finding love and getting married..
Marriage for now No Why (Finance)
Love is normal as it's comes and go why? (You can't date without vision destination life partner, not afraid of commitment but one has to be Financially capable to carry the load and demand that comes with dating such as unpredicted pregnancy and fathering the innocent kid.
Am a bit interested but skeptical because this is nigeria unpredictable this happens. Chat

Thank you for the interest but I'm a bit skeptical about accepting too many requests at any one time. I like to keep things grounded and controlled, if you understand what I mean?

Sixfeetbelle:


Thank you for the interest but I'm a bit skeptical about accepting too many requests at any one time. I like to keep things grounded and controlled, if you understand what I mean?

Ya I do. Am not a push guy... Take your time it's your life.
We have to be skeptical but I think I was clear in the previous comment..

Sixfeetbelle:


Okay ooh.

So you have no plans to marry? Have kids? Form married men friendships? Be a grandfather?

I want to believe you need love to achieve all these plans.

I don't need love to do all these. Just a woman that I can trust to give me 2 good kids and guarantee a happy home. Then I in turn will give the kids the best in everything.

luminouz:



Firstly, you need a man in your life as a mentor. What really tickles me is that so many girls online and offline think they have men figured out but thats not the case. Most of y'all dont know US. So try and have a male friend(who is either engaged,married or not attracted to you sexually oh...) And if he is a G, he will advise you well. This is what I have done for 3 separate girls. 2 of them are now married.

The first thing a G will tell you is that THERE IS NOTHING LIKE LOVE. Hollywood, Bollywood, Bollywood,Ghollywood or whatever fuqin wood these mudafvckers call their shiiits, are all wrong. Love is not what you all think it is. Its a mirage, a concept invented to make it easier for people to get married without causing too many wars and bloodshed. That shiit ain't real sis. You have the capacity to love a man in every city in Nigeria,Africa and the world. Humans ain't doves babe, we dont bond for life. If we did, we would have been wiped out.

That mushy mushy feeling,gooey half-dreamy stare, butterfly(what dafuq is that anyway) in the tummy, head swooning sensation the movies show you ain't mudafvcking real sis. What you have is interest and likeness which can vary from passive to very active. But like all things, these feelings can wane and become wan with time, subject to MUDAFVCKING factors that range from economy,family to who doesn't wash his/her socks on time kinda bullshit.




Digest that first. If you want, I can expatiante and really dig into the topic

bros....wait ooo why too much mudamudamuda now

proclinician:


I don't need love to do all these. Just a woman that I can trust to give me 2 good kids and guarantee a happy home. Then I in turn will give the kids the best in everything.

But not the woman?

omotola90:
bros....wait ooo why too much mudamudamuda now

Abi ooh. E don reach to ask.

luminouz, luff. Come and explain yasef.

Sixfeetbelle:
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But not the woman?

Lol she will be happy knowing that her kids are well taken care of. Won't you?

proclinician:


Lol she will be happy knowing that her kids are well taken care of. Won't you?

No, I'm not. And I don't think any woman would be okay with that arrangement either.

omotola90:
bros....wait ooo why too much mudamudamuda now

What's mudamuda?

Sixfeetbelle:




Abi ooh. E don reach to ask.

luminouz, luff. Come and explain yasef.

Babe geh!!!


I wan EPP u na but na love you want so I say make cuteh.ector EPP out

Sixfeetbelle:




No, I'm not. And I don't think any woman would be okay with that arrangement either.

come this girl, you Neva still find love??

proclinician:


Lol she will be happy knowing that her kids are well taken care of. Won't you?

I believe making generational impact, you will need to work on yourself by loving your wife... Love truly is a day-to-day activity... No one must come between you two not even your children... You must truly love your wife.... You know it's a tasking activity in training up a child morally and day by day the environment we are isn't helping matters... One would need a soul mate who can multi task in different phase of bringing up a child.... That is another pivotal aspect of marriage.... So, my brother it's a must no one must come between you and your wife....

luminouz:



What's mudamuda?

lol...

luminouz:



Babe geh!!!


I wan EPP u na but na love you want so I say make cuteh.ector EPP out

I was referring to your post where you were shouting "muda" everywhere.