How do i go about being Ǻ member ۵f the church ۵f satan.please send ♍Ƹ details on teedonalds@gmail.com

pls i want u guys to stop deceiving and fools urselves into thinking that d devil luvs u!he luvs only and i repeat only himself.you go abt preaching and publicising abt d devil!wat has he given in return for this trouble?
absolutely NOTHING! NOTHING!! NOTHING!!!.

he promised you wealth,in xchng of wat? "blood sacrifice".
he promised you health,in xchng of wat?"blood sacrifice".
he promised you long life,in xchng of wat?"blood sacrifice".
he promised you fame,in xchng of wat?"blood sacrifice".
can't he give u somtin(which is nt permanent by the way)without wanting somtin in return?
dont u ever get tried of killing?all in d name of living large.

but you see my GOD GIVES YOU EVERY THING ABUNDANTLY(FREELY).in xchng of wat? LOVING AND TRUSTING HIM.

i would go on and on and on ......

i am i living witness dat d devil is a big LIAR, am not scare because i know THE GOD i serve.

think right and choose wisely whom to serve."as for me and my households we will serve THE LIVING GOD" no contest!

Hehehehehe......you make me laugh but you have chosen the path you want to tow but I should leave you wih this:Jesus alone is the only way to the creator of the universe,Jehovah.

i what to belog i have med up my mind to sell my soul to the devil to get money and that is it i need money badly. My nop is 08169270837

blessing’s maketh rich and addeth no sorrow with it!!  PROVERBS 10-22

And Promotion comes neither from the east, nor from the west, nor from

the south but from the Lord!!! PSALM 75- 6

While some trust in chariots and some in horse; but we will remember

the name of the Lord our God. PSALMS 20-7

JESUS IS LORD!!

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I WANT TO BECOME A MEMBER OF CHURCH OF SATAN..

ANY HELP CALL ME ON 2348068782834

EMAIL:jerryplasmaltd@gmail.com

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I WANT TO BELONG.

tony_runo: oh! Dear dark lord satan, who art in oblivion, exalted be thy name, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on earth even when it is refused in heaven, give us this day our daily bread, no need 2 4give our trespasses cuz we wont 4give those fockers dat Bleep wif us, lead us in2 lots n lots of temptation, let ur evil flow, 4 thine is ur kingdom, ur power and ur glory, 4 ever and ever, YES BOSS!

Why can't his kingdom be established in heaven??

I thought he had so much power..........

Oh I forgot..........

His a**ss was kicked out longtime ago by his creator Yahweh......

Wake up my people......

Satan has some1 superior to him in everytin.....

Worshipping d created instead of d creator is such a weigthless effort.........

Is there any satanic church in bali?
May i join? If you have any friends in bali, please send me a messages.

like the saying goes.
when satan start doing good. Then he is no longer the devil. (the deciever, killer, destroyer) remember also the gift of satan is bring head come take head. I pray u realise u ar taking the wrong path b4 is to late. Amen.

HOLY GHOST FIREEEEEEEEE...... ANY EVIL PLAN OF THE DEVIL SHALL NOT COME TO PAST

JESUS ONLY IS THE WAY,THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE...NO ONE COMETH UNTO THE FATHER BUT EXCEPT BY HIM........DEVIL HAS BEN DEFEATED IN THE LAKE OF FIRE AND HAS NO LIFE AND CANNOT GIVE YOU RICHES.DONT DECIEVE YOURSELVE,COS DEVIL DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE

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Dear sir.my name is Ejovwoke can i be

SATAN IS OUR FATHERE FOREVER AND NOBODY CAN STOP US FROM WORSHIPING HIM.MY PHONE NUMBER IS 08067788885 U CAN CALL ME IF U WANT TO JOIN IT.MAY THE MERCY OF OUR LORD SATAN BE WITH U ALL.E-MAIL:martinbaridoma@yahoo.com

OH,OUR LORD SATAN 4GIVE THEM,THEY DNT NO WHAT THEY ARE DOING.LET UR MERCY FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF MY LIFE,AMEN.I LOVE U SATAN.

MEMBERS CAN CALL ME ON 080652305769,08067788885.OR E_MAIL ME martinbaridoma@yahoo.com

I WANT TO BE A MEMBER,.08067788885.THANKS.

Recruitment goin on serious! Christain brothers beware....! As for those lazy losers who couldn't find a way to make money but to from d pit of hell, remember ye dis day u made a choice! U chose to be losers!

hello my name chibueze am from Lagos sir i what join to save Satan pls this my phone number +2348060002331 pls i what hear from u soon i love u all

hello my name chibueze am from Lagos sir i what join to save Satan pls this my phone number +2348060002331 pls i what hear from u soon i love u all or sand me mails my email is chiboy4live3000@yahoo.com or chibuezeanum@yahoo.com thank u am very very happy to be a new MEMBERS

I want to be a member and my number is 07065001206

Saleng: Are you proud of being a Xtian(dogma/ deceivers/hypocratic religion)?. I am boldly proud of being a satanist. HAIL FATHER LUCIFER.

you're lost. Enjoy your stay in hell. As for me, Jesus is mine

My name is chibuzor okonkwoI want to be a member of church of satan and i will give my heart body and soul pls my number is 07065001206

I want be a member pls

You would later regret your actions. Stop thinking about the present, think of the future as well. Once you sell your soul to the devil, you would be part of the anti-christ team. No pastor or priest can deliver you if you reach that stage because the mark '666' cannot be deleted. For the last time, repent and believe in Jesus.