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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 9:03am On Apr 23, 2013
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 12:21pm On Apr 23, 2013
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Johnchike(m): 5:21am On Apr 24, 2013
Jesus is Lord
What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world and loses his soul? Ignore the empty promises of the devil and his agents.
Jesus has authority over all demons and devils.
Jesus is Lord, King of kings. The blood of Jesus is more precious than the lure and snares(money) from the devil.

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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Johnchike(m): 5:52am On Apr 24, 2013
[b] All things in the world were created through Jesus.
All authority in the heavens above, the earth and the underneath have been handed over to Jesus
Jesus is the good shepherd.
Jesus can bless you and turn your life around. Remember he said: Come to me all of you who are burdened and heavy of heart and I will give you rest. Jesus promised the samaritan woman and all of us the water of life. He said all who drink this shall never thirst.
Jesus fed the five thousand, healed the sick, raised the dead. Jesus said we should ask for anything in his name.
Jesus is the way, the truth and the life.

The devil is a thief and a cunny being. All his empty promises will land you in hell. To catch a fish, put a worm around a hook, to catch a rabbit, drop bits of carrot and it will come to you. That's what the devil is doing. The money and riches is a bait. The net is hell fire.

Renounce the devil and accept Jesus Christ. I am a christian and blessed by Jesus. Christianity isn't hard. Why sell your soul? You would regret this one day.
The devil is just a creature and isn't greater than the Creator. All authority belongs to God! [/b]

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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 10:46am On Apr 28, 2013
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 10:48am On Apr 28, 2013
virging: Are you proud of being a Xtian hypocratic religion)?. I am boldly proud of being a satanist. HAIL FATHER LUCIFER:I want to be a member of church of satan i don't know how to do it. SEE IT HERE: To become a member of the church of Satan.
send in the following details.
full name:
age:
home address:
email address:
phone number:
1 passport: send it to okechukwuonhouse@yahoo.com or call us: 07065001206. May davel give's u joy.
Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 10:50am On Apr 28, 2013
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 6:43pm On Apr 28, 2013
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by alemharry: 9:21pm On May 28, 2013
The Church of Satan is an organization dedicated to the acceptance of the carnal self, as articulated in The Satanic Bible, written in 1969 by Anton Szandor Lavey.

we don't kill, we help to create wealth, we also believe in the existence of almighty God. we invite you to join us. We welcome new ideas and value enthusiasm from members and volunteers, new and old. log on to www.churchofsatanworld.yolasite.com and click on registration form to register the form is now on.

Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by brainhack(m): 12:00am On May 29, 2013
Please get a necromancer! Maybe you can ask Aleister crowley (the father of modern satanism) how well he enjoyed living the last of his earthly years as a recluse; battling drug addiction, loneliness, and depression. lets not forget the best part; how he enjoyed dying in sweet jolly poverty. undecided

serving the devil is so wonderful that Rebecca Brown (a former satanist) had to write a book (He came to set the captives free), warning people about the horrors of such a thoughtless decision.

well as they say a try would convince you, jump right in! It comes with a very little cost if you must know; nothing special its just your SOUL.

"And what do you benefit if you gain the whole world but lose your own soul? Is anything worth more than your soul?"

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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by samexukpeh(m): 9:51am On Jun 06, 2013
I am a Jealous GOD said the lord of host...

thou shall have no other god except me
Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Umbro01(m): 10:13am On Jun 06, 2013
For me ALLAH is sufficient, there's none worthy of worship but HIM, in HIM i put my trust, HE is the LORD of the supreme throne.
Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Umbro01(m): 11:24am On Jun 06, 2013
Judek2: I'm not ready to become a terrorist,or to bow to a Moon god (Allah),
You are not better than him,so you are included.

Mohammad must answer to Jesus Christ for decieving you people.
And we're nt ready 2 worship false god n satan either cos ya'll r d same,u xtians must anwer d call of Allah n His Prophet.Islam,our pride.
Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by brainhack(m): 12:36pm On Jun 07, 2013
samexukpeh: After spending your years in Hypocracy of religion, You still end up in hell cheesy
What does it profit u to live a retched life of poverty, fake life claiming to be holy and u still wake up in hell....
Ave Satanas.........
Everyone have the choice of religion. Dnt condenm. Do your own and live your life....
If u are in c.o.s or freemason or skull and bone; lets have a hook up email me on samexukpeh@gmail.com......
If u wanna be a member email me as well and you will be smilling with your wealth and fame.
Rush now!
Ave Satanas

Hmmm. This trend smells like a scam, I guess the next step after *maga contact* is to ask them to pay for the forms.

.....is the knowledge of the Hidden. Btw If you ever get to meet any familiar (I would prefer a principality though) mention the name JESUS, am sure you will never forget what comes next.

Yes everybody has choice of religion and am glad you mentioned HELL. Less than 150 yrs of your life VS Eternity (Time without beginning or end); please choose wisely.

"I've been poor, and I've been rich. And let me tell you, it's better to be rich. But...

Money will buy a bed but not sleep;
Books but not brains;
Food but not appetite;
Finery but not beauty;
A house but not a home;
Medicine but not health;
Luxuries but not culture;
Amusements but not happiness;
Religion but not salvation."

I would tell you the truth, with JESUS CHRIST you can have it all.

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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 2:14pm On Jun 09, 2013
[quote author=brainhack]

Hmmm. This trend smells like a scam, I guess the next step after *maga contact* is to ask them to pay for the forms.

.....is the knowledge ofHidden. Btw If you ever get to meet any familiar (I would prefer a principality though) mention the name JESUS, am sure you will never forget what comes next.

Yes everybody has choice of religion and am glad you mentioned HELL. Less than 150 yrs of your life VS Eternity (Time without beginning or end); pleaschoose wisely.

"I've been poor, and I've been rich. And let me tell you, it's better to be rich. But...

Money will buy a bed but not sleep;
Books but
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Nobody: 12:07pm On Jun 24, 2013
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 12:29pm On Jun 24, 2013
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Call me with anxiety on 07065001206 but note that there's always a price to pay
AVE SATANAS
Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 12:31pm On Jun 24, 2013
[quote
author=virging]Are you proud of being a Xtian hypocratic religion)?. I
am boldly proud of being a satanist. HAIL FATHER LUCIFER:I want to be a
member of church of satan i don't know how to do it. SEE IT HERE: To
become a member of the church of Satan.
send in the following details.
full name:
age:
home address:
email address:
phone number:
1 passport: send it to okechukwuonhouse@yahoo.com or call us:
+2347065001206. May davel give's u joy.[/quote]
Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 12:40pm On Jun 24, 2013
[quote
author=goofymoney]You can call for more details on 07065001206, I will
be waiting for real people who are ready to serve our lord
devil.[/quote]
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 12:43pm On Jun 24, 2013
[quote
author=virging]Are you proud of being a Xtian hypocratic religion)?. I
am boldly proud of being a satanist. HAIL FATHER LUCIFER:I want to be a
member of church of satan i don't know how to do it. SEE IT HERE: To
become a member of the church of Satan.
send in the following details.
full name:
age:
home address:
email address:
phone number:
1 passport: send it to chidon202069@yahoo.com or call us:
+2347065001206. May davel give's u joy.[/quote]
Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 12:47pm On Jun 24, 2013
[quote
author=alem harry]
The Church of Satan is an organization dedicated to the acceptance of
the carnal self, as articulated in The Satanic Bible, written in 1969 by
Anton Szandor Lavey.

we don't kill, we help to create wealth, we also believe in the
existence of almighty God. we invite you to join us. We welcome new
ideas and value enthusiasm from members and volunteers, new and old. log
on to www.churchofsatanworld.yolasite.com and click on registration
form to register the form is now on. call me on +2347065001206[/quote]
Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Chidon202069(m): 12:52pm On Jun 24, 2013
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Re: Church Of Satan Now Opened For All Willing To Join And May The Devil Give You Joy. by Nobody: 9:28am On Jul 09, 2013
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