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Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Hollicom(m): 9:31pm On Aug 14, 2021
Hey fellas,

Please what’s the purpose of the dick slapping on top of the pussy before sex? Does it mean, it deleted previous settings? Cos I am not understanding....�

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by sooncornme(m): 9:33pm On Aug 14, 2021
Who go wan ride or work with engine without kick starting... Lol���

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Goldbw122(m): 9:41pm On Aug 14, 2021
sooncornme:
Who go wan ride or work with engine without kick starting... Lol���
grin
sooncornme:
Who go wan ride or work with engine without kick starting... Lol���
smiley
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by goodmorning40: 9:41pm On Aug 14, 2021
It is an act of testing before chopping
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Goodlyhrt(m): 9:59pm On Aug 14, 2021
Pervs! The lots of you. Haha

Would love to get slapped in the dick by a female sha. Lol
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Nobody: 10:09pm On Aug 14, 2021
As u dey buy bread shey u dey press am fess to confam if it's soft?
Mic check! 1 2 1 2

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by billynoni(m): 10:52pm On Aug 14, 2021
I don't do thread like this, but since you asked nicely... Courtesy demand you knock the door as a visitor, before entering any house. You get it now?

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Fourwinds: 11:02pm On Aug 14, 2021
Hollicom:
Hey fellas,

Please what’s the purpose of the dick slapping on top of the pussy before sex? Does it mean, it deleted previous settings? Cos I am not understanding....�
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Fati2001, will answer you

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Nobody: 11:12pm On Aug 14, 2021
Na porn star fit give you sensible answer ooo.
We no no why them dey do am.

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Nobody: 11:21pm On Aug 14, 2021
SmellySperm:
As u dey buy bread shey u dey press am fess to confam if it's soft?
Mic check! 1 2 1 2
Just passing
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Aniboo: 11:25pm On Aug 14, 2021
Meaning you say Abi what?
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Gboyeboy(m): 11:48pm On Aug 14, 2021
Don't you knock on the door before "entering" someone else's house?

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by punisha: 1:26am On Aug 15, 2021
Most silly thread ever....lmaooo.
Mad people full this naira land.
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Uchwilliam(m): 6:30am On Aug 15, 2021
Kids. It's actually done to remove ejaculation feeling and it's also done to quickly hard the dick for good inserting and thrusting.

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Nobody: 6:58am On Aug 15, 2021
It's done for diverse reasons.

One, to assert dominance which has been an old age primitive trait that eminent from our ancestors in the primordial age.

Second, to harden the organ and prepare for thrusting.

Third, to arouse the hole and get her ready for an invasion.

Lastly, it's a kink for many men!!

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by arthurwillia(m): 7:01am On Aug 15, 2021
Easier penetration baba mi
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Joeyfizzo: 7:11am On Aug 15, 2021
Let me explain why. Dick slapping is a form of ritual performed by the guy or sometimes his partner be it a male or a female to hold back exam malpractice inside a mango tree oblivion century of iron storm prejudice in all criterium......that's my point of view tho

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by vb0mb(m): 7:24am On Aug 15, 2021
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by ashawopikin(m): 7:34am On Aug 15, 2021
Megatron77:
Just passing
come back here cheesy grin
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by GTCO: 7:56am On Aug 15, 2021
Hollicom:
Hey fellas,

Please what’s the purpose of the dick slapping on top of the pussy before sex? Does it mean, it deleted previous settings? Cos I am not understanding....�
Courtesy demands you know on a door before you enter a door grin

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:00am On Aug 15, 2021
Hollicom:
Hey fellas,

Please what’s the purpose of the dick slapping on top of the pussy before sex? Does it mean, it deleted previous settings? Cos I am not understanding....�

It's to mark out your territory and assert the dominance of the dick over the pvssy grin

Kpa kpa kpa, na me dey hia! grin grin

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Nobody: 8:22am On Aug 15, 2021
Megatron77:
Just passing
Babes come back here jor wink
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Pochettino(f): 10:36am On Aug 15, 2021
To see if a cockroach will crawl out before going in...

We women can be very dirty.

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by OGWILLS123: 11:40am On Aug 15, 2021
Hollicom:
Hey fellas,

Please what’s the purpose of the dick slapping on top of the pussy before sex? Does it mean, it deleted previous settings? Cos I am not understanding....�

Ask the legend cheesy.
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Nobody: 4:14pm On Aug 15, 2021
SmellySperm:

Babes come back here jor wink
I won't oooh and i'll arrest you for corrupt comment
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Nobody: 4:15pm On Aug 15, 2021
After dick-slapping, make you come do some clit-rubbing at the entrance, this is where you can make her renounce feminism. Tell her you won't enter if she doesn't say NO to feminism cheesy. If she no gree, nothing else can make her stop being a feminist like Saphiere.

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Nobody: 4:17pm On Aug 15, 2021
ashawopikin:
come back here cheesy grin
No sir, this place is not for innocent minds like me

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Frales6(f): 4:24pm On Aug 15, 2021
I just feel say na nonsense behavior, dem wan show say dem Bleep.
Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by DAramis: 7:27pm On Aug 15, 2021
Nairaland people no go kill me with comments. I have been laughing since over the various reasons stated by people on this thread.

The guy that asked op, "don't you knock before entering someone's house" aptly captured it.

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Kobicove(m): 7:55pm On Aug 15, 2021
sooncornme:
Who go wan ride or work with engine without kick starting... Lol���

grin

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Re: Purpose Of Dick Slapping by Gadafii: 8:10pm On Aug 15, 2021
It's simply means 'ji masun' incase the Toto is on energy saving mode before or 'testing testing,1,2..1,2' cheesy

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