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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by salem1996: 4:23pm On Aug 29, 2023
oluseyiforjesus:
U wife could carry python but scream at baby rubber
Rocky python ooooo not live one grin

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by tfelicityk(m): 4:24pm On Aug 29, 2023
You are very lucky that is not in Nigeria you did this...
Only God knew what would have happened to her - high BP, you may have be given name that you are occultist.
During my first degree days - my roommate dress like a ghost. Immediately, I look for a broom and beat hell out of that ghost.

Please let be careful whenever we want to prank otherwise

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Jokkarm2: 4:25pm On Aug 29, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Hello,
I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.


Her Sin;
For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement.
I recovered and made a promise.
Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.

I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.

I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. grin grin grin
On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.

Her Response;
I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her.
Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid.
No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.

For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature.
At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. grin grin grin grin grin.
Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.

If na for naija here, as you dee act, we dee beat hell out of you with 2/2 plank, we node fear, they system don make everybody strong that ghost himself dee doubt if he s still ghost. if the ghost come make mistake hold anything like money, he s gone forever.
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by AllBlack: 4:30pm On Aug 29, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Hello,
I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.


Her Sin;
For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement.


where did you get THE NUN costume? that is dope

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by IamtheTruth1(m): 4:33pm On Aug 29, 2023
englishmart:
Something tells me you are not a good father and husband

World people. He should subscribe to your definition of a “Good Father and Husband” ?

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by AllBlack: 4:34pm On Aug 29, 2023
Optimuss:
Just finished watching the conjuring 2 that is the costume of the demon in the movie VALAK

That is the costume from THE NUN

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Pootle: 4:35pm On Aug 29, 2023
YahooSon:
Where you dey stay?

na abroad dem dey na...na who chop belleful dey play that yeye love we dem dey do

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Exceed15: 4:37pm On Aug 29, 2023
You went to the extreme. She could die out of shock.

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Wainey: 4:38pm On Aug 29, 2023
1Sharon:
Awww..I love your relationship. This is also my style of humour
na until you wake up and see that costume right in front of you, you will chose another style of humour

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by KazikageSama: 4:39pm On Aug 29, 2023
Uk Homes grin

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by 1Sharon(f): 4:40pm On Aug 29, 2023
Wainey:
na until you wake up and see that costume right in front of you, you will chose another style of humour

I'll cry, then laugh about it and then plot my revenge..
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by winner37(m): 4:43pm On Aug 29, 2023
What a fucking nasty prank ...

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Yankee101: 4:45pm On Aug 29, 2023
Oga that is not monastery clothing
That’s a halloween costume

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by bonnyhope: 4:47pm On Aug 29, 2023
APOPTOSIS:

grin grin grin grin
This morning was something else oo.
I had to calm her nerves quickly, before my neighbors go alert police.
Police response time na 2 to 5minutes for here o

Which state is that?

Lagos or Ogun?
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by SweetDipBenny(m): 4:52pm On Aug 29, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Hello,
I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.


Her Sin;
For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement.
I recovered and made a promise.
Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.

I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.

I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. grin grin grin
On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.

Her Response;
I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her.
Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid.
No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.

For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature.
At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. grin grin grin grin grin.
Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.
Nice1 bro 😂

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by shantti(m): 4:56pm On Aug 29, 2023
Omo this is scary
Even aboki go shout wholly gwose even though he is not a christain

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Klass99(f): 5:04pm On Aug 29, 2023

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Ahigbo1: 5:05pm On Aug 29, 2023
You've paid back, okay. You two should stop this before it goes the extreme. There are other safer ways for couples to be comic

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by ibinaboonline: 5:06pm On Aug 29, 2023
Not just power-packed. What of turbocharged?
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by phorget(m): 5:11pm On Aug 29, 2023
Your wife is scared of ordinary ojuju calabar... grin

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by geokay777(m): 5:12pm On Aug 29, 2023
englishmart:
Something tells me you are not a good father and husband
To have gone this far all for the sake of getting back at his wife right grin grin grin

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Nwaotu10(m): 5:20pm On Aug 29, 2023
Holy shit grin

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by enemyofprogress: 5:24pm On Aug 29, 2023
Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by VULCAN(m): 5:25pm On Aug 29, 2023
You wicked sha lolllz


But your exaggeration is anointed sha

Unless Police have a patrol car on every street in your city it is not possible to have such a response time

APOPTOSIS:

grin grin grin grin
This morning was something else oo.
I had to calm her nerves quickly, before my neighbors go alert police.
Police response time na 2 to 5minutes for here o
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Omoawoke2(m): 5:27pm On Aug 29, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
Hello,
I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.


Her Sin;
For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement.
I recovered and made a promise.
Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.

I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.

I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. grin grin grin
On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.

Her Response;
I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her.
Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid.
No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.

For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature.
At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. grin grin grin grin grin.
Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.

Lmao, but you guys need to stop before an accident happens

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by RPG2020(m): 5:28pm On Aug 29, 2023
englishmart:
Something tells me you are not a good father and husband

Some body like you is everyday beating from your woman grin

Because you don't know how to play ⏯️

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by BabaIbo: 5:31pm On Aug 29, 2023
1Sharon:
Awww..I love your relationship. This is also my style of humour

See this one dey play

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Okpokpo09: 5:41pm On Aug 29, 2023
Man please I need this your costume. We can do business and benefit from each other, contact me please

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Akumoney(m): 5:43pm On Aug 29, 2023
Even the sight frethens me
grin grin grin grin
This morning was something else oo.
I had to calm her nerves quickly, before my neighbors go alert police.
Police response time na 2 to 5minutes for here o
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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by ElliotP: 5:54pm On Aug 29, 2023
Which kind mumu play go make person put rock python for wc, na small things like this go end my marriage

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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by RevenuesBoost(f): 6:01pm On Aug 29, 2023
Ahhh! I'll just die

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