Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by TOPCRUISE(m): 1:31am On Aug 30, 2023 |
APOPTOSIS: Hello, I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.
Her Sin; For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement. I recovered and made a promise. Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.
I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.
I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.
Her Response; I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her. Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid. No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.
For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature. At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. . Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.
If you had watched the movie THE NUN, Just the first five minutes of the movie would have let you know that you did was a murder attempt in your wife. |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Bullhari: 4:37am On Aug 30, 2023 |
APOPTOSIS: Hello, I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.
Children shouldn't get married. But you did. Of all Nigeria's problems, it's to do nonsense |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Cutehector(m): 5:36am On Aug 30, 2023 |
Ah... Rough play.. 1 Like |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by amorprincesa: 7:36am On Aug 30, 2023 |
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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by cococandy(f): 7:47am On Aug 30, 2023 |
Adding to cart for Halloween |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Optimuss: 8:48am On Aug 30, 2023 |
Nun is still the demon in the conjuring 2 and the name is valak |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Optimuss: 8:53am On Aug 30, 2023 |
AllBlack:
That is the costume from THE NUN Nun is still the demon in the conjuring 2 and the name is valak |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by ahnie: 9:13am On Aug 30, 2023 |
1Sharon:
Ha!!
He's back? đ His alternate. 1 Like |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by MightySparrow: 11:10am On Aug 30, 2023 |
APOPTOSIS: Hello, I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.
Her Sin; For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement. I recovered and made a promise.
Good riddle but bad revenge in the expression of love. Please stop such it. could go wrong way. Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.
I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.
I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.
Her Response; I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her. Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid. No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.
For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature. At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. . Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.
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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Nextt: 11:51am On Aug 30, 2023 |
APOPTOSIS: Hello, I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.
Her Sin; For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement. I recovered and made a promise. Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.
I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.
I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.
Her Response; I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her. Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid. No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.
For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature. At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. . Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.
hahahahaha. You guys are really funny and lovely couple. That costume must have sent the very shivers down her spine. đ¤Łđ¤Ł 1 Like |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by linearity: 12:46pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
Wainey: na until you wake up and see that costume right in front of you, you will chose another style of humour One thing you should also understand is the cultural and expectation differences, Nigeria versus abroad. In Nigeria we are inundated with spirits, ghosts, supernatural, etc on a daily based, such that we dream, think and live among them. If you stay abroad for just 2 years, your prayer points would change, you would hardly bind and cast demons, curse generational spirits. You understand a cultural shift in thinking and realities. Your kids born abroad donât even know a thing about those evil âdemonic spiritsâ back in Nigeria. To your kids and yourself, these are mere costume and whichever one have the greater scary factor wins the brownie points. It is done for itâs entertainment and enjoyment factors only! 1 Like |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Wainey: 12:55pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
linearity:
One thing you should also understand is the cultural and expectation differences, Nigeria versus abroad.
In Nigeria we are inundated with spirits, ghosts, supernatural, etc on a daily based, such that we dream, think and live among them.
If you stay abroad for just 2 years, your prayer points would change, you would hardly bind and cast demons, curse generational spirits. You understand a cultural shift in thinking and realities. Your kids born abroad donât even know a thing about those evil âdemonic spiritsâ back in Nigeria.
To your kids and yourself, these are mere costume and whichever one have the greater scary factor wins the brownie points. It is done for itâs entertainment and enjoyment factors only! So in summary, that costume will scare us more cos we are more conversant with evil spirits and it's acts. Which makes me to say, u can't see that as humour |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Sleekfingers: 1:13pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
I will order for this costume.
Make I scare my wife small. Since she no dey let person rest with her Jesus, Jesus, Jesus |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by linearity: 1:15pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
Wainey: So in summary, that costume will scare us more cos we are more conversant with evil spirits and it's acts.
Which makes me to say, u can't see that as humour You are very correct, though I was expecting to see you put âevil spirits and itâs actsâ in air quotes like the bolds up there! I truly still believe that, if these African powers and evils spirits were very powerful the Whiteman would never have been able to colonize and ship us out as slave with mere single barrel guns and gun powders. Ours is simply a case where our tradition, practice and believe system and way of thinking have become our reality and have enslave us, travel out of Nigeria for a few months, you will see those beliefs systems and thinkings start to crumble one after the other and their hitherto powers and dreadfulness starts to wear offâŚ.yes, it may take years for them to completely wear off, but the countdown begins the day one steps out. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Zhahovic(m): 1:42pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
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Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by obailala(m): 4:48pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
APOPTOSIS: Hello, I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.
Her Sin; For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement. I recovered and made a promise. Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.
I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.
I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.
Her Response; I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her. Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid. No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.
For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature. At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. . Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.
Lol... I need this costume! |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Yewandequeen(f): 7:22am On Aug 31, 2023 |
Similar thing my hubby did 3nights back around 11:30pm. I was in the second room, went to the toilet ensuit to pee. All lights were turned off prior to sleep mode, Upon return I just saw someone creep out of the wardrobe all of a sudden. I screamed my heart out, no one told him before he drew close to calm me down cos the shock ehn I never expected him in the bedroom though cos I actually thought he slept off in sitting room or still watching movies. Just that he is used to my own standing behind door scare so still thinking of my payback 1 Like |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by seguno2: 7:39pm On Oct 27, 2023 |
APOPTOSIS: Hello, I write this today, with respect to my previous thread, where I did promise I was going to pay my wife back.
Her Sin; For those who may not recall what she did, she placed a Rock Python inside our WC & watched me scream 2d roof to her amazement. I recovered and made a promise. Little did she know the PROMISE would be fulfilled today after many months of oblivion.
I got back this morning from work without the primary intention of doing such, however when I realised how favourable the ambience for such was, I had to perfect my plans immediately.
I wore my newly acquired monastery costume and headed straight for the bedroom where my wife was snoring deeply. On arriving, I went for her face which was my desired site of action.
Her Response; I immediately stood still and waited for my shadow to reflect my presence to her. Lo & behold, the appointed time ensued and there was this thunderous yelling, calling on JESUS to swiftly come for her aid. No one could have imagined how she would have screamed. But as we may have it, it was so loud and power packed that I had to hold her in assistance because anything could have happened at this time. Neighbors could call 911.
For the fact that I drew closer to assist her, even aggravated the whole matter, as she continued yelling at the sight of this horrendous creature. At this point I resolved never to attempt such again. . Afterwards, she regained sanity and took these pictures of me.
Nice Halloween costume idea 1 Like |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by yahoodetector: 12:22pm On Nov 02, 2023 |
Fearyourcreator:
Me he no go see my toto for 2 months Side chick will give him hers to see. |
Re: How I Paid My WIFE Back For Her Deeds. by Fearyourcreator: 1:04pm On Nov 02, 2023 |
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