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| Roflmao (hope This Hasn't Been Previously Posted) by uchetobi(f): 6:44pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Quickie: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. JFTD: TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM, ARE NOT: 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge. 8. Counsellor, let's do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute. 6 Is it a penal offence? 5. Better leave the handcuffs on. 4. For $200 an hour, she better be good! 3. Can you get him to drop his suit? 2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't 1. Think you can get me off? ----------- ------------------ -------------- TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE, ARE NOT: 10. I need to whip it out by 5. 9. Mind if I use your laptop? 8. Just stick it in my box. 7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!! 5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid! 4. My equipment is so old; it takes forever to finish. 3. It's an entry-level position. 2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but at the office isn't 1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!! ------------ --------- -------------- TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF, ARE NOT: 10. Damn, my shaft is bent. 9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk. 8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 7. Look at the size of his putter. 6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more. 5. Mind if I join your party? 4. Stand with your back turned and drop it. 3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip! 2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't 1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first! "Faith, Hope and Love abide these 3, but the greatest of these is Love" |
| Re: Roflmao (hope This Hasn't Been Previously Posted) by Migines(m): 7:39pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
Nice one. Lol |
| Re: Roflmao (hope This Hasn't Been Previously Posted) by nguage(m): 10:40pm On Jul 23, 2007 |
lmbao. |
| Re: Roflmao (hope This Hasn't Been Previously Posted) by cuteass1(f): 11:41am On Jul 24, 2007 |
I just love'em , , thanks uchetobi  mooooorrrrrreeeeeee!!! |
| Re: Roflmao (hope This Hasn't Been Previously Posted) by viee(f): 1:27pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice one uchetobi im still laughn!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Roflmao (hope This Hasn't Been Previously Posted) by oge4real(f): 11:49pm On Jul 24, 2007 |
nice. |
| Re: Roflmao (hope This Hasn't Been Previously Posted) by jayjaylux(m): 10:45pm On Jul 25, 2007 |
cool one bt i guess u really did a good job puttin dis 2gether |
| Re: Roflmao (hope This Hasn't Been Previously Posted) by tasiana(m): 12:58pm On Jul 30, 2007 |
  Dats sure a very good one. |
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