Mr, Cork:

  bro. what did you smoke? 

Palm kernel back

190:

^

pDude:

Lol. God punish some girls.
This story reminds me of one smallie whey i been don dey chase the time when man still dey find work and money no dey hand. I spend the little money whey dey my hand on her and she still had the forking guts to ask me once, "have you ever given me anything?". By the time small money don dey enter man pikin hand, come see as this yeye smallie come dey plan our marriage. She no let me rest with midnight calls, text and calls. Na on top facebook d e.diot see my wedding pix. She no even believe say person whey dey follow am plan wedding don go do wedding for her back. Thunder faya her yansh!

chi-baby:

Mr. .Cork sugarr are u always on your period?

Odunnu:

Classic!

chi-baby:

Have u experienced slammed door on ya face b4?

chi-baby:

Mr. .Cork sugarr are u always on your period?

satos:

PHONE IN PROGRAM Rhythm FM 8am today

PRESENTER: What's your contribution?

CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my efforts proved abortive, she wouldn't pick my calls, she would laugh at me while passing by, for reasons best known to her! Five months later, I was able to get my apartment, get a new car, courtesy of a contract job I secured with a major oil company. Now, most of the missed calls I have are hers, barrage of SMS and all that. I am confused on what to do. Please help me out.

PRESENTER: Listen up! You pick up your phone now; give her a call, letting her know you'll be at her house in 2 hours. You take a cool shower; wear a nice outfit and an attention-catching perfume. When it’s exactly 2 hours, you call her and tell her that you'll be there in another 2 hours. When the 2 hours are now over, you now drive down to her house, get down from d car, walk to her house, knock on her door. Once she opens the door, with †ђξ sexiest smile you have got, stylishly look into her eyes, draw her slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear and whisper "Thunder fire your head"