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Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by naijaking1: 4:02pm On Jun 15, 2011
A Texas registered intimacy offender dies while r*aping a 71 year old woman.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110614/ts_alt_afp/ussexcrime_20110614184635;_ylt=AoVGT9XKxWy076PP_FoJeFhH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTM1dTB2cWlkBGFzc2V0A2FmcC8yMDExMDYxNC91c3NleGNyaW1lBGNjb2RlA3RvcGdtcHRvcDIwMHBvb2wEY3BvcwMxBHBvcwMxBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDdGV4YXNtYW5kaWVz

What a miscalculation sad
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by VALIDATOR: 4:52pm On Jun 15, 2011
CHICAGO (AFP) – A Texas man died while raping a 77-year-old woman, local media reported.

Isabel Chavelo Gutierrez, 53, broke into the woman's rural home armed with a knife and attacked her.

But in the midst of the rape he complained he wasn't feeling well and "stopped having sex with her so he could rest," the Corpus Christi Caller reported citing the local sheriff's office.

The registered sex offender continued to handle her, however, then rolled over and died.

The woman initially thought he had passed out drunk because she smelled alcohol on his breath. She fled her home in her car and called her daughter for help.

Investigators believe Gutierrez died of a heart attack after riding his bicycle two miles to the woman's home on a hot summer day but are awaiting the results of an autopsy.

He was on parole for sex crimes including indecency with a child in 1986 and had been released from prison in 2008.

The Refugio County Sheriff's Office was not immediately available for comment.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110614/ts_alt_afp/ussexcrime_20110614184635;_ylt=AoVGT9XKxWy076PP_FoJeFhH2ocA;_ylu=X3oDMTM1dTB2cWlkBGFzc2V0A2FmcC8yMDExMDYxNC91c3NleGNyaW1lBGNjb2RlA3RvcGdtcHRvcDIwMHBvb2wEY3BvcwMxBHBvcwMxBHNlYwN5bl90b3Bfc3RvcmllcwRzbGsDdGV4YXNtYW5kaWVz



Na wa ooooh. Abi electricity shock the guy inside her "thing" ? Could she have killed him?
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by lysaa(f): 5:04pm On Jun 15, 2011
And this is a joke?
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by obowunmi(m): 5:43pm On Jun 15, 2011
ra, pe is not a funny matter.  He died of a heart attack. Serves him right, now he can take the express train to HELL FIRE.  angry angry angry
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by naijaking1: 6:59pm On Jun 15, 2011
lysaa:

And this is a joke?
Yeah!
If no be say we post link, people go think say no joke cheesy
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by lysaa(f): 7:41pm On Jun 15, 2011
I still don't get the joke in this matter.
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by StudioCFR(m): 9:24pm On Jun 15, 2011
is NAIRALAND the BBC NEWS for ibo people?
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by kodylicky(f): 9:54pm On Jun 15, 2011
Interesting piece.
@ stud : You neva 4give dat ur igbo Gf?
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by StudioCFR(m): 10:41pm On Jun 15, 2011
fine boy like me date IBO GIRL?

hell no
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by mamagee3(f): 11:34pm On Jun 15, 2011
obowunmi:

ra, pe is not a funny matter. He died of a heart attack. Serves him right, now he can take the express train to HELL FIRE. angry angry angry
Like I know right?

Dude is a piece of scum.
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by VALIDATOR: 9:27am On Jun 16, 2011
Studio CFR:

is NAIRALAND the BBC NEWS for ibo people?

Have you taken your medicine today?
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by Mysticalz(f): 2:05pm On Jun 16, 2011
hot mama
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by Nobody: 2:29pm On Jun 16, 2011
My Niece came back from school Yesterday and was reciting a poem they learnt. It goes like this
"Stupid Studio Stop your Stupid Struts" Note the Rhyme Scheme.
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by StudioCFR(m): 9:45pm On Jun 16, 2011
Okoro. . . Lol . . IBO MAN. .take your time o



validator. . . U well so?
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by oderemo(m): 12:21am On Jun 17, 2011
where is the damn joke in this news?
next.
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by neyshed: 1:10pm On Jun 17, 2011
Okoro watin go happen for 2015 grin
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by Nobody: 2:35pm On Jun 17, 2011
neyshed:

Okoro watin go happen for 2015 grin

2015 = Okoro
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by Badesh(m): 3:00pm On Jun 17, 2011
This is a simple case of "Live by the sword, Die by the sword"
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by bright007(f): 10:27pm On Jun 17, 2011
where is the joke?
Re: Texas Man Dies R*a*ping Old Woman by jamace(m): 2:07pm On Jun 18, 2011
^^^Shine your eye well well. The joke is in the joker. grin grin

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