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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Drayco007(m): 1:13pm On Feb 23, 2022
All I can say is omooooooooo cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Ara21(f): 1:13pm On Feb 23, 2022
Like seriously?
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Decryptor(m): 1:13pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.


If we check now, you fit be simp wey dey give but no dey collect undecided

Go and sell all that sperm to a fertility clinic instead of wasting it
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by kkale02: 1:14pm On Feb 23, 2022
Hmmmm ��
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Datikwerreboi(m): 1:14pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
[s]Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.[/s]

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Ladycewhy(f): 1:15pm On Feb 23, 2022
It's this kind of people like the op that will be behind a lady on the queue and be using their penls to rub her. undecided.


And that people find it as normal behavior and even funny for a man to be so out of control that he masturbates in public places is disgusting.To many perverted and depraved people on this forum.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Anticult: 1:16pm On Feb 23, 2022
Nawa o. When pussy is not even that expensive. You can even purchase as low as 1k depending on your location.

Get a pussy and stop stressing your hand

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by TechspeciaIist(m): 1:18pm On Feb 23, 2022
bummyla:
In the stream by an older lady, she came out from the bushes around the stream, when I was almost cum, just looked at me, hissed and disappeared into the other side of the stream
why you no follow am go enjoy the real thing
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by OhiOfIhima: 1:19pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.


Lol
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by newface01(m): 1:19pm On Feb 23, 2022
U are a great man. Keep it up

Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Kaiser20: 1:20pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

See the type of youths they say are the future of Nigeria .........Nigeria lost talents
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Divoc19(f): 1:21pm On Feb 23, 2022
The only sin in the world is the sin of deceit. Konji is not a sin. It's simple biology
Mastakija:
no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by OhiOfIhima: 1:21pm On Feb 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other... grin

Omó, porn of a tin, e be like say naw 4 everybody oo.


Omó, porn of a tin, e be like say naw 4 everybody oo.

I was shocked yesterday.. my Oga 4 work wey me dey see as holy woman base on say naw she dey lead choirs for her church. As she wan make I help her searching something on her phone via chrome. As I just input www... The next tin I see naw xvideo, e no funny, she come dey do like say she no see waiting pump up, me too I assume nii oo... Next time, I go enter the x-rated video n call am mistake grin >: grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nobody: 1:21pm On Feb 23, 2022
Damn...
No self-control. You should be ashamed of yourself dawg.
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ikorodureporta: 1:21pm On Feb 23, 2022
grin grin
Una no see say NL these days dey promote porn.. check celebrity side, most of those threads go lead you to porn sites...& What's next cheesy

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Munzy14(m): 1:21pm On Feb 23, 2022
Vinnie2000:
I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things.
grin grin
House rent.
Utility bills.
Car maintenance.
Food.

Miscellaneous bills...This life.. grin grin

It is fun sha.
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Bmaster(m): 1:21pm On Feb 23, 2022
Vifx:
Masturbators will burn in hell
says a chronic fornicator
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by TechspeciaIist(m): 1:22pm On Feb 23, 2022
WowSweetGuy:
When i use to masturbate then as xvideos varieties wan kill me. Sometimes in d morning i no fit stand like all my blood don dry up
me sef dey wake up around 1pm and the whole day I'll be so unproductive and totally weak.
God punish porn

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by seyz91(m): 1:22pm On Feb 23, 2022
Weyrey leleyioooo
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Saint1960: 1:22pm On Feb 23, 2022
WowSweetGuy:
When i use to masturbate then as xvideos varieties wan kill me. Sometimes in d morning i no fit stand like all my blood don dry up


Chai my best site that year grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by rippa(m): 1:22pm On Feb 23, 2022
Vinnie2000:
OP, There is a part in d book of proverbs which says it takes a bad experience for us to change our ways. One day, sb will watch and film you, rubbing ur dick. Ur sex tape go burst out for social media like Oxlade n Tiwa. Ur eye go clear.
You are damn right. Na wetin make me stop bet9ja virtual be that. I took loan from loan shark apps to play virtual, I lost and couldn't meet up with the payment day for the app. I was defamed b4 all my contacts. Me that was claiming addiction, that i can never stop virtual, na once the hatred come. I dey see bet9ja now like devil.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Nvestor02: 1:22pm On Feb 23, 2022
[[s]quote author=WowSweetGuy post=110473011]When i use to masturbate then as xvideos varieties wan kill me. Sometimes in d morning i no fit stand like all my blood don dry up[/quote][/s]

I never get caught .... I rented house alone to enjoy my masturbation.

My own konji no dey take am easy at all....

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Greystone: 1:23pm On Feb 23, 2022
Datboredberri:
Omg!!! Damn! grin

I once masturbated in class... tongue

Sneaky... grin

Lol... Nope... Never!

I've been caught watching porn though... My mum... She gave me a lengthy sermon... Into one ear, out the other.. grin

Stubborn ghel grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Olam09(m): 1:23pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.


Guy, it's gonna affect your sales.. masturbating inside shop is very stupid. Yoruba says it causes Okuta. Low sales

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by kamez(m): 1:23pm On Feb 23, 2022
Vinnie2000:
I Suspect dat dem still dey chop free food from dier mama pot. If u re paying ur own bills, you wont have time for certain things.

Ooh shut the fu*ck up please....Nigerians and hypocrisy..people like u masturbate 4times a day and come to this faceless forum and act all holier than thou...

Masturbation can be an addiction. Lots of people battle with it, and actually do need help...it has nothing to do with been jobless or eating from Mama's pot..

Go online and u will see powerful men and women, career men and women caught on camera masturbating..are u busier than those people?..

Or were so foolish that u didn't read the part were he said he was doing it in his SHOP!!

Open ur mouth waaah!! And be vomiting rubbish..if we investigate u now, we might just discover that u are actually the jobless one here...

Pretending to be all busy but u have time to visit Nairaland and post comments...that shows that u have enough time to maturbate too....

Olori bu!!

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Munzy14(m): 1:24pm On Feb 23, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

Go get your girlfriend...You have one on earth, find her and wife her..

You have a shop, work well and provide..thats all..

To avoid embarrassing story.

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by PotatoSalad(m): 1:24pm On Feb 23, 2022
Olumighty123:


You be one of the reasons why I dey always check the seats before I sii down grin
Lmfao. You just reminded me of the last hotel i wanted to check into. It was around 11am and the former occupant just checked out, so i was rushing to check-in and drop my bag before heading to my meeting. A staff took me to the available room to check it out, turned out they were yet to clean it up. Omo the person that used the room did the unthinkable the previous night. See bedsheet soaked with what looked like female squirt. With barbecue foil scattered everywhere.
The way i shouted hell naw and left the hotel immediately. cheesy grin

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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by ikorodureporta: 1:25pm On Feb 23, 2022
Mastakija:
no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them
Sin get degree abeg.
How can you place a murderer & a liar on the same scale??
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by SaturnNick(m): 1:28pm On Feb 23, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“
Your mama like you ooo
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by Yankee101: 1:29pm On Feb 23, 2022
You're sick
You need deliverance
If you do it any of this abroad you'll be in jail

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