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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by emmamudi: 12:20pm On Feb 24, 2022
As well as adulterers
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by bepositive11: 4:19pm On Feb 24, 2022
Mhykel217:
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Ogaa sharrap. I'll be the last person to talk about religious beliefs lipsrsealed. And ofcuz sex with a girlfriend is better than masturbation naaa u dz jerk off monster

You've been brainwashed. Masturbation is natural. Just as natural as sex. If two people are in a committed relationship, sex is fine. But I'm not a fan of people having sex with no commitment, especially those men who just abandon their girlfriends when she becomes pregnant

It's only Nigerians that have a problem with masturbation. In other countries, even those in committed relationships masturbate sometimes while also having sex

Getting addicted to either masturbation or sex is not good though. It's always important to have a healthy balance

Now, since you're not religious, please explain the logic behind your claim

Masturbation reduces the risk of stds and unwanted pregnancies. Sex is with someone else, masturbation is with you alone. What else is the difference?
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by iLegendd(m): 12:07pm On Feb 25, 2022
3idiots:
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Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by wealthtrak: 10:55pm On Feb 25, 2022
Kollins11:
Omo! It was my mom that caught me masturbating oo!

One Saturday morning, I was in my room watching a movie on my laptop, I also connected my earpiece. A sex scene got my attention and I kept on repeating the scene, I was already hard and trying to masturbate.

I never knew my mom was spreading her clothes outside just close to my window. So she needed me to pass peggs for her, but I couldn't hear her because I was on my earpiece.

She caught me masturbating aggressively hard, she just stood by the window. I noticed that someone was blocking the morning sun from reflecting into my room.

So the moment I looked back. I was so shocked, I saw my mom Shaking her head and telling me “Collins go and marry before you rape someone in this house one day oooo!!!“
LMAO... grin grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by wealthtrak: 11:13pm On Feb 25, 2022
dilini:

Anywayz, this guy below had his best friend
gave him the shock of his life from the way
she was licking this in his car


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teOLMNnlk3w
What?! Lol... These 2 folks are crackin' me up right here over
some icecreams. wink grin
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by MrCuteking(m): 6:44am On Feb 26, 2022
bepositive11:


You've been brainwashed. Masturbation is natural. Just as natural as sex. If two people are in a committed relationship, sex is fine. But I'm not a fan of people having sex with no commitment, especially those men who just abandon their girlfriends when she becomes pregnant

It's only Nigerians that have a problem with masturbation. In other countries, even those in committed relationships masturbate sometimes while also having sex

Getting addicted to either masturbation or sex is not good though. It's always important to have a healthy balance

Now, since you're not religious, please explain the logic behind your claim

Masturbation reduces the risk of stds and unwanted pregnancies. Sex is with someone else, masturbation is with you alone. What else is the difference?

Not true. Search or follow “no fap”. Many people out there in the world are seeking for help cause they perceive that masturbation has ruined their lives
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by bepositive11: 9:00am On Feb 26, 2022
MrCuteking:


Not true. Search or follow “no fap”. Many people out there in the world are seeking for help cause they perceive that masturbation has ruined their lives

No fap is for people who are addicted to it.

Just like how sex addicts get sent for therapy

Sex addiction is a problem. Masturbation addiction is a problem.

Sex and masturbation are not a problem as long as the person is not addicted
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by DonroxyII: 12:37am On Mar 07, 2022
GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself grin grin This time I wasn't almost caught.

grin .. Ur Don turnioniown!
Re: Have You Ever Been Caught Masturbating. by DonroxyII: 12:40am On Mar 07, 2022
Mastakija:
no sin is worse
All sins are thesame
Its just d way we humman view them
Masturbation and Murder no be the same o.

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