I had a dream i was swimming in an ocean of Fanta * but i woke up and realized it was just a FANTA SEA

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Years ago we had steve jobs, bob hope and johnny cash Now no jobs , no hope , and no cash

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Na Apple kill Adam, kill eve, kill abacha. Now e don come back from heaven as iphone na this apple go end all of us una
*swrs

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Spiritual wife wey dem send to destroy my life *omo i don give am belle

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You are even lucky they told you its over.... Some of us na through rumour we hear say dem don replace the irreplaceable

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Some Nigerians get mind oo.... How can you be guilty of something and still say"if i lie make i die" then whisper to yourself"i no go die in jesus name"

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Don't be a stingy girlfriend
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sell your kidney and buy him iphone 14

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On judgment day
God:Boys this way girls that way.
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Bob risky:

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Don't fall in love with me....... Its very risky
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pele ooo Aunty risika

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Calaba girls na mad o how dem go give you wedding ring and you went to sell it

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Me:Hello a car just knock me down
Police:Where?
Me:In my dream
Police:

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13yrs old girl posting"I want to forget everything and move on" forget what o little sister, the multiplication table?

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Dog wey dem buy to dey monitor house... don dey sleep :

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A jealous boyfriend will zoom in ur picture, just to see who is that guy reflecting on ur sunglasses

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Chai! I don give soldeir daughter belle o

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At farm
Father: Get me the hole
Son: (Grabs mum)

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God:Meaning of Bob risky
Angel:Boy Or Babe Risky
God:

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Boss:Ur name?
Me:Olybrat
Boss:Ur surname?
Me:Sorry i only have a daughter

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A teacher wrote a sentence on the board, which read"My teacher is handsome" so he called one of his student to read it
Teacher:Akwasi, read what is on the board
Student:Sir i'm a student i can't lie

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Father in-law:Hope my daughter will not suffer
Me:I can't tell yet
Father in-law:

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Pls click here www.facebook.com/iamhollybrattcfr to follow me on facebook for more funny jokes, stories and memes that will make you laugh taya

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If she keeps shouting "Deeper! Deeper!" my brother remove your dick and put your leg you can't come and kill yourself

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I don't dance in public but when it comes to bathroom who is pocolee?

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Open your leg you said today is sunday, shey make we go do am for church ni

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My friend Tony begged me not to spell his name backward and i said y not

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Me:How much is con`dom?
Madam:N450
Me:Ha no worry let me have the baby

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Chaos14:
This my blother you no ok oh you wan kill pesin

my guy i hail o

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Continue saying his love is driving you crazy.., until you finally run mad

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Now that you have repost your picture what do you want us to say? recute, rebeautiful or rewow

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