1_ Some girls are like pack of weed, you love them but you can't introduce her to your parents.
2_ Imagine dating a girl who hits a wall while arguing!
3_ When visitors knock right after u finish eating, u know God got youq back.
4_ Don't correct my english, the english i speak to u might look exactly like u, i know what am doing.
5_ The exercise i hate most is running out of money, u will lose weight in two days.
6_ Most guys will be claiming MARLIANS on Social Media yet their mother still escort them to urinate at midnight.
7_ Boy: "fine girl were are u chatting from?
Girl: "do u want to kidnap me?
8_ Because dey say "Feel At Home" you rush fry 4 eggs. Na u lay am?
9_ Soon as i wakeup i just grab my phone, i don't even check if am alive sef.
10_ A journey of a thousand miles begin with transport fare,
Don't let any motivational speaker deceive you.
11_ Good night to u all, but if you're in a relationship good afternoon!!