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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Sambai65(m): 10:38pm On Jul 04, 2022

chii8:
Wait oooo
So people go to eatery to order Noddles?

Na waooo...you will hear that they sold that for #1k5h....

help me ask them my sister

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Mumusaphire: 10:43pm On Jul 04, 2022

mema900:

Well, there is no English like more sharper

there is. However, the steep of curve was more sharper in the good navigator, demonstrating efficient means to operate in the limited resources.

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by fineboynl(m): 10:44pm On Jul 04, 2022

Plastic plate and fork. And you are asking for Cutlery?

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by zhad(m): 10:46pm On Jul 04, 2022

They should have just give you Cutlass. This Knife is too small

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by SugarGirl44(f): 10:46pm On Jul 04, 2022

mema900:

Well, there is no English like more sharper

No offense pls, but we need to stop correcting people's english. The important thing is that his message is well understood.

We are losing our local languages daily, I think we should put more energy into reviving them and teaching the little kids, instead of speaking more foreign language.

Pls don't insult me o, just a piece of advice.

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by kingmsookwagh(m): 10:47pm On Jul 04, 2022

Op you can lie.
So lies has started gaining FB ahbi?

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Okobola146: 10:48pm On Jul 04, 2022

my3name:

Use am cut the chicken e dey more sharper

no mind am. People no dey appreciate small things, until dem go give am cutlass to cut the chicken

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jul 04, 2022

Don't be in a hurry to condemn that Kniflery.. they're kidnapping people anyhow nowadays.

That cutlery may be useful when bandits show up

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by UrPapa: 11:08pm On Jul 04, 2022

Incase u won commit suicide na grin

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Aliou007(m): 11:11pm On Jul 04, 2022

Pass the blunt brooooo! grin

Cladez:
Incase the chicken gets up, you kill am again

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by saintkeppy(m): 11:32pm On Jul 04, 2022

chinae:
Still cutlery.

.

No wonder Sheffield United F.C a football club is nicknamed The Blade &it's reflect in the club's logo

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by seanwilliam(m): 11:39pm On Jul 04, 2022

Offpoint1:
De eatery name na "Chop and chook"

As an African man, nothing concern me with cutlery... I request for water, wash my hands, chop my chicken and chop the bones, wash hands, clean mouth, rub hand for head or legs, carry toothpick chook for mouth... Bounce out like a king.

On another note, how do grown men eat Indomie? that's the last thing I'll ever buy with my money

so we plenty wey no sabi use cutlery ?? grin

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by seanwilliam(m): 11:40pm On Jul 04, 2022

Okobola146:
no mind am. People no dey appreciate small things, until dem go give am cutlass to cut the chicken

I don die

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Cladez(m): 11:44pm On Jul 04, 2022

Aliou007:
Pass the blunt brooooo!

I wish but your head no go fit carry am!! grin

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by my3name(m): 11:57pm On Jul 04, 2022

mema900:

Well, there is no English like more sharper

Okay sir

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by yomzy123(m): 11:59pm On Jul 04, 2022

But na lie shaaa, na kitchen u dey ...lookat the kitchen table
quote author=senatepresido post=114397585]It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got grin

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well

[/quote]

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by kasniga(m): 12:08am On Jul 05, 2022

What is the name of the eatery please?

senatepresido:
It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by chatinent: 12:09am On Jul 05, 2022

E cut or enno cut?

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by ussv: 12:11am On Jul 05, 2022

My brother you no go blame them, na austerity measures. Country hard.

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by SlavaUkraini: 12:18am On Jul 05, 2022

kals4luv990:
Shebi OP asked for cutlery ni
Cutlery he got

This one nor be cutlery

This one na cutlassry ... cheesy

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Lanretoye(m): 12:20am On Jul 05, 2022

Cutlery pro max ni.

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by SenecaTheYonger: 12:26am On Jul 05, 2022

senatepresido:
It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well

Real knife for a real man

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by SlavaUkraini: 12:33am On Jul 05, 2022

TimeArena1:

At least it served its purpose.

LoL...

This one na Cutlassry

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by OBoy50: 12:59am On Jul 05, 2022

Tinubu modern achitect of lasgidi my ass... Soon una go use Cutlass as cutlery grin

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by wilroy: 1:16am On Jul 05, 2022

Dem use style give you “no loose guard” tool

Dem no guarantee ur safety so defend yourself comrade

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by hardbody: 2:49am On Jul 05, 2022

senatepresido:

Matter weak me o
Dem for just tell me say no cutlery

na wetin u dey find ha hin u see. Simple.

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by dfhgfs1255: 2:59am On Jul 05, 2022

Est-il la descendance des japonais? Ses chefs-d’oeuvre sont trop sanglants, qui m’ont fait peur! #Huayong#

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by ufotunang: 5:03am On Jul 05, 2022

Na mama Bola, mama put canteen you go chop....not eatery...so I do not blame the canteen

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by DesChyko: 5:37am On Jul 05, 2022

That's the cut in cutlery, my friend wink

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Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by Offpoint1: 5:52am On Jul 05, 2022

seanwilliam:
so we plenty wey no sabi use cutlery ??

First time I tried that thing I wasted my chicken, dey thing pain me die. grin

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by 123papas(m): 6:08am On Jul 05, 2022

senatepresido:
It was a hilarious moment for me in particular
So I entered this little Lagos eatery on the Island and met two guys there, I made a request for Indomie and chicken and base on the fact that I have established a good friendly rapport with them, when the Indomie was served with fork, I requested for a knife cutlery and look at what I got

Make I nor lie shall, the Indomie sweet well well

If they had given you a plastic knife like other regular customers, you are would’ve had a tough time cutting that deep fried chicken.

Re: What I Got As Cutlery In A Lagos Eatery by iLoveYouToo(m): 6:13am On Jul 05, 2022

my3name:

Use am cut the chicken e dey ~~more~~ sharper

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