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I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 8:07am On Aug 21, 2022
My name is Victor Divine..I'm 19-yr-old and I'm from Jalingo, Taraba.I was the Assistant Headboy of Government Day Secondary School Jalingo (GDSS) in the year 2020.I'm my mom's only kid and she was estranged from my dad who had his wife and kids before his demise early this year.

This is my fate: I grew up with a single mom to avoid the brutal domestic abuse in my father's house.After my father's demise, I see my mom increasing alighnment with my step-mom and half siblings leaving me rejected and dejected.She rains heavy curses on me at any slight mistake.I would be wading thru emotional/psychological trauma/breakdown if I wasn't naturally strong.

Althoug I'm expecting admit letter from a private university, I want to join illuminati to take my life to the next level.People do say I'm destined for greatness.Joining illuminati will only oil my career.

I can sing. I recorded a song last year.I can act drama.I can teach.I'm gifted writer(fiction&nonfiction).Iam a talented footballer.

I want to join politics
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Bluntguy: 8:11am On Aug 21, 2022
You just came out from secondary school in 2020 and you have started misbehaving already? Boy, go and read your books and further your education.

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 8:38am On Aug 21, 2022
Bluntguy:
You just came out from secondary school in 2020 and you have started misbehaving already? Boy, go and read your books and further your education.
It's good to read before you comment, hence the saying "read before you type" is applicable to your case.

I wrote in my original post that Iam expecting admission letter, didn't you see it?
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by nifemi25(m): 8:40am On Aug 21, 2022
You are just 19yrs and wanted to join illuminating . Hope you aware Devil doesn't give chicken without requesting for human head in return

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by thesicilian: 8:56am On Aug 21, 2022
You're old enough to decide your fate in life. Go ahead. My condolences to your family in advance.

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by crackhaus: 8:56am On Aug 21, 2022
Do you know how to join, or you're just daydreaming?

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by izuch(m): 9:36am On Aug 21, 2022
See this bongotea, Be like say you think say illuminati na eiye or confraternity? My friend bend down and read your books, òmalè jàti jàtì
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Richy4(m): 9:38am On Aug 21, 2022
Your writing skills is flawless my dear boy... I love it..

If joining that will make u happy on this planet Earth, then so be it... There's a quote that says "choose ye this day whom to serve.."...

So if u have decided within your heart that greatness comes from them, then... embarassed

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 10:28am On Aug 21, 2022
crackhaus:
Do you know how to join, or you're just daydreaming?
I post it here so that if anyone knows the way, he can lead me thru.
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 10:59am On Aug 21, 2022
Richy4:
Your writing skills is flawless my dear boy... I love it..

If joining that will make u happy on this planet Earth, then so be it... There's a quote that says "choose ye this day whom to serve.."...

So if u have decided within your heart that greatness comes from them, then... embarassed
Thank you for the head up.
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Scamfinders: 11:06am On Aug 21, 2022
Illuminati existed but that was a long time ago even before the first world war. What we have today are just fictions to make life more interesting.

Supposed the old illuminati is active, it will not further ur career, u only have to be an asset and not a liability to life to be accepted. They won't accept you to make you great, but rather would accept a great man to make them greater.

The question here is, even if the fictional illuminati exists, will they be interested in you ?
Absolutely not. Devil doesn't give a middle finger about u at the moment cos he knows ur soul is 90% his... He won't even blink if you say you want to sell your soul for $100. Why would he care ? Here's a little boy that denied his creator because of money, you are already his automatically without a sweat so he doesn't need a dollar for that.

Think life through my dear, some of us av gone through worst things of life and still living, we didn't Pout over these things.

I will try to update this write up when am done with my duties for the morning....

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 11:16am On Aug 21, 2022
Illuminati was outlawed but there are visible evidence that illuminati still exists and operating secretely.

Illuminati would be glad to accept me, why? I have the potentials to be admitted to the illuminati.
@Scamfinders
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Arsenate(m): 11:32am On Aug 21, 2022
You seem brilliant. I perused through your other thread were you stated your JAMB scores; all higher than 270. And you write quite well.

You really can make something out of yourself if you improve your writing skills and/or acquire some tech skill. Of course you should get a degree. You can do all these, whilst keeping alive your dreams of joining politics.

Flush that thought of joining the illuminati or its equivalence while at it.

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Scamfinders: 11:36am On Aug 21, 2022
Stillwhites:
Illuminati was outlawed but there are visible evidence that illuminati still exists and operating secretely.

Illuminati would be glad to accept me, why? I have the potentials to be admitted to the illuminati.
@Scamfinders
No, devil has no use for ur soul at the moment. Try someone else, maybe Nigeria government but am not sure they do too.

The thing is, your soul is already his, he doesn't need to respond to your message to av u anymore. It's simple logic, like a Nigerian guy wants to bang a chick, the chick bangs the guy on the first visit and after getting home, he calls the guy to send her money..." The guy already banged the honey well...

My dear, even if illuminati wants someone it won't be you, you can try eiye, pyrate or some other cults, hope this won't hurt your feelings.

You should try to see yourself as value to be accepted as one... I don't know who put that stupid mindset into you that you're as worthless as someone wanting to be an illuminati apprentice. Take that off your mind, you av a better life to live than that stupid agenda
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by RB1330(m): 11:38am On Aug 21, 2022
De deceive ur self grin

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 12:48pm On Aug 21, 2022
Scamfinders. It's to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubts.Why would I hurt my feeling when you are typing from the comfort of your room.Maybe you just got off the dining after loading semo and egusi soup full of kpomo and vegetable.Please count yourself out of people who knows jack about illuminati.


@Arsenate thank you so much.I will take your advice into consideration and will notify you when I retrace my step.
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Scamfinders: 1:01pm On Aug 21, 2022
Stillwhites:
Scamfinders. It's to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubts.Why would I hurt my feeling when you are typing from the comfort of your room.Maybe you just got off the dining after loading semo and egusi soup full of kpomo and vegetable.Please count yourself out of people who knows jack about illuminati.


@Arsenate thank you so much.I will take your advice into consideration and will notify you when I retrace my step.
Now I see where d illuminati madness is coming from. You're a kid, don't insult ur ancestors.

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Nobody: 1:13pm On Aug 21, 2022
Richy4:
Your writing skills is flawless my dear boy... I love it..

If joining that will make u happy on this planet Earth, then so be it... There's a quote that says "choose ye this day whom to serve.."...

So if u have decided within your heart that greatness comes from them, then... embarassed
I beg to differ grin

His writeup is flawed!

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Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Bluntguy: 1:16pm On Aug 21, 2022
Stillwhites:
It's good to read before you comment, hence the saying "read before you type" is applicable to your case.

I wrote in my original post that Iam expecting admission letter, didn't you see it?
I saw it, but choose between admissions and illuminati. You sound too frustrated for your age. I have been reading before you were born.
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 1:20pm On Aug 21, 2022
Scamfinders:
Now I see where d illuminati madness is coming from. You're a kid, don't insult ur ancestors.
I'm sorry sir, but I would actually insult them if only you were one of them.
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Richy4(m): 1:21pm On Aug 21, 2022
Ajay7411:

I beg to differ grin

His writeup is flawed!
grin cheesy smiley
He's just 19,.. attended Government School....and was able to write like that.. haba!! grin
Assuming he attended Private school, he would have written a novel smiley

Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by xstudios(m): 1:23pm On Aug 21, 2022
ILUMINATI

....that which sheds more light!!
Am happy you have become a seeker, it is a life long process. The light is perpetual and he who seeks ‘enlightenment ‘ shall be uplifted.
Now you you will leave all props, and submit absolutely to the light, in propagation, practice and to protect it even with life
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 1:24pm On Aug 21, 2022
Ajay7411:
I beg to differ grin
His writeup is flawed!
I love corrections.
Please highlight where are flawed, I would like to work on those areas.
Thank you.
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by xstudios(m): 1:26pm On Aug 21, 2022
Am Certain you perhaps want a short cut, but if what you really want is LIFE unhindered, then you must become a true seeker

It will uplift you, guide you and manifest for you that which you desire
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by xstudios(m): 1:32pm On Aug 21, 2022
WHAT YOU NEED IS A MENTOR!!
One who will dedicate his time, energies and money to guiding you on a chosen path....

When a student is ready, ‘a teacher’ appears !!
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by pstemma1990: 1:56pm On Aug 21, 2022
Scamfinders:
Illuminati existed but that was a long time ago even before the first world war. What we have today are just fictions to make life more interesting.

Supposed the old illuminati is active, it will not further ur career, u only have to be an asset and not a liability to life to be accepted. They won't accept you to make you great, but rather would accept a great man to make them greater.

The question here is, even if the fictional illuminati exists, will they be interested in you ?
Absolutely not. Devil doesn't give a middle finger about u at the moment cos he knows ur soul is 90% his... He won't even blink if you say you want to sell your soul for $100. Why would he care ? Here's a little boy that denied his creator because of money, you are already his automatically without a sweat so he doesn't need a dollar for that.

Think life through my dear, some of us av gone through worst things of life and still living, we didn't Pout over these things.

I will try to update this write up when am done with my duties for the morning....
Seconded.
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by anthonyuncle(m): 2:01pm On Aug 21, 2022
at this age
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Karleb(m): 2:06pm On Aug 21, 2022
This is where a lot of so called conspiracy theorists will disappear.

Sorry but illuminati does not exist, or at least not as we know them.

Unless we are talking about those in Multiverse or Madness. grin
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Scamfinders: 2:17pm On Aug 21, 2022
Stillwhites:
I'm sorry sir, but I would actually insult them if only you were one of them.
Go and read ur books and stop trying to display ur foolery
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by frozen70(f): 2:38pm On Aug 21, 2022
Stillwhites:
My name is Victor Divine..I'm 19-yr-old and I'm from Jalingo, Taraba.I was the Assistant Headboy of Government Day Secondary School Jalingo (GDSS) in the year 2020.I'm my mom's only kid and she was estranged from my dad who had his wife and kids before his demise early this year.

This is my fate: I grew up with a single mom to avoid the brutal domestic abuse in my father's house.After my father's demise, I see my mom increasing alighnment with my step-mom and half siblings leaving me rejected and dejected.She rains heavy curses on me at any slight mistake.I would be wading thru emotional/psychological trauma/breakdown if I wasn't naturally strong.

Althoug I'm expecting admit letter from a private university, I want to join illuminati to take my life to the next level.People do say I'm destined for greatness.Joining illuminati will only oil my career.

I can sing. I recorded a song last year.I can act drama.I can teach.I'm gifted writer(fiction&nonfiction).Iam a talented footballer.

I want to join politics

You are way too young for such thoughts and thinking
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Nobody: 2:57pm On Aug 21, 2022
Stillwhites:
I love corrections.

Please highlight where are flawed, I would like to work on those areas.

Thank you.

First of all, it is correct to use one space after a period.

The full stop is a period!

Second of all, you use too many full stops to create unnecessary short sentences.

I'll advise that you download the Grammarly keyboard app, it'll help improve your writing skills.
Re: I've Finally Made Up My Mind To Join Illuminati by Stillwhites(m): 4:15pm On Aug 21, 2022
Scamfinders:
Go and read ur books and stop trying to display ur foolery
Huge deficit of common sense.Learn to advise and guide people with decorum..Stop
displaying your pride in a place where it won't be respected. Not everyone eats from the
same pot with you.

@Ajay7411
@Frozen70

Thank you.

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