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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Kraytur: 7:36pm On Sep 29, 2022
Pap own still good have you tried making custard
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Starz825(m): 7:37pm On Sep 29, 2022
When you want to make Pap...
While mixing your pap with ordinary water...
Make sure you mix well with spoon so the pap would have melted well with ordinary water ..before adding hot water and then it will come itself..if you don't mix well it will give you koko ...and some times...the pap itself could be the problem.....
It might sometime turn out to be too watery..even without much hot water...
Just pour it in a small pot and put on fire..it come up thick itself and you stir ..thats all
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Bluezy13(m): 7:38pm On Sep 29, 2022
bhella10:
All these epistle for pap?

It embarrassed a man.
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Bladesociety: 7:38pm On Sep 29, 2022
I'm a victim of this, even though I cook more than 98% of the women I have met including my wife. I also learnt how to make Akamu through my wife ���
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by mastermaestro(m): 7:38pm On Sep 29, 2022
ppogba:


All these chemistry because of Akamu preparation?

Your teachers should be proud of you.
Your parents should be happy you have not wasted their money.

Congrats.

Laugh wan tear my belle as I dey read am. My guy don force everybody enter chemistry class today. grin grin
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by djgreenland(m): 7:39pm On Sep 29, 2022
There are 3 ingredients you need to successfully make pap..

Hot water, Pap and the grace of god.

grin grin grin
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by vikstandon(m): 7:40pm On Sep 29, 2022
As the pap ages... It becomes weak... Making it watery, no matter your skill of prep.


When buying pap... Buy fresh pap.
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by bhella10: 7:41pm On Sep 29, 2022
Bluezy13:


It embarrassed a man.
Pele o
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by sweetMichael(m): 7:42pm On Sep 29, 2022
[quote author=Bluezy13 post=117118970]Hmmm...

(1) Uneven dissolution of the solute (raw pap) in the solvent (water); Pouring 100°C water into the solution would result to formation of lumps and/or balls.
(2) Non uniform stirring of the solution while adding the hot water will result to formation of lumps. In some cases, stirring may not be required while adding the hot water.

(3) Non uniform distribution of the hot water in the cold water + pap solution will result to the formation of lumps.
(4) Addition of more than the required quantity of solvent (cold water) into the solute (raw pap) in the initial stage of preparation will result to the preparation of watery pap.

(5) Addition of more than the required hot water into the cold water + pap solution will result to the preparation of watery pap.
(6) Avoid addition of sugar into the cold water solution, otherwise you risk having watery pap.
(6) Impatience in effectively mixing of the raw pap
that number 3 is the main stage to be careful with

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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Okhuadams(m): 7:43pm On Sep 29, 2022
ManofgodJnr3:


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Any day you complain of too much salt or no salt at all or even too or not too much pepper about ur wife I will come for you I just wonder if you go even fit make eba or boil water
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Ofemmanu1: 7:47pm On Sep 29, 2022
Bashnigga:
Lol, Akamu na ur mate grin

Almost everyone has at one point got it wrong while making pap

I never get it wrong, I just make a slurry, put enough water and cook till it turns akamu.

isn't that simple?

Common sense.

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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by beejay85: 7:49pm On Sep 29, 2022
ManofgodJnr3:


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First of all i wish u a happy married life...I pray ur marriage is filled with joy and happiness ..
On a funny note, bros shey matter don cast? grin
While dating...side chick will cook...
Bros go use d food form for main chic say he sabi cook grin
Now after marriage oga come dey fry akamu grin
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by ZombieSlayer1: 7:49pm On Sep 29, 2022
abbey621:
Make una stop this nonsense, no such thing as pap will disgrace you, na you no get proper OT. If you no get confidence, get measuring spoon and cups, know that there's a science behind this, know the right amount of papa, cold water and hot water to use, no come dey act drama for here!
lolz..see u, no matter the measurement pap will still disgrace you.
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Arizoner: 7:49pm On Sep 29, 2022
caesymore:




Lol, Bro never call Pap ordinary. I'm a kitchen champion and Pap messes good cooks up once in a while this I know.
Pap has little details you really have to give heed to.

From your write up you have a healthy marriage I wish you more of that bro.

when last did you cum pap?
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Konjiboii: 7:49pm On Sep 29, 2022
Mine was custard, that shit is socery you have to learn the art of alchemy
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by abbey621(m): 7:52pm On Sep 29, 2022
ZombieSlayer1:

lolz..see u, no matter the measurement pap will still disgrace you.

Over 500 pap made so far in life, never been disgraced, some of us grew up with iya agba so we are ibile to the core grin grin grin
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Channah1(f): 7:53pm On Sep 29, 2022
MMempire:
Try adding thickener to the pap next time. ���

Jesus'! shocked thickener inside akamu? Hahahaaaaaa..

I'm the akamu master. Nothing can ever go wrong with my akamu.

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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by ZombieSlayer1: 7:56pm On Sep 29, 2022
abbey621:


Over 500 pap made so far in life, never been disgraced, some of us grew up with iya agba so we are ibile to the core grin grin grin
You're one of the lucky few. Even this morning I was disgraced by pap but I've not gotten so used to the disgrace, I put the bowl of watery pap on the gas and cooked it on low heat. It turned out very lumpy but I ate it like that.
Funny enough I have a bucket of custard, but I've always preferred pap
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Agboriotejoye(m): 7:58pm On Sep 29, 2022
Which "akamu" is he talking about
He should clarify. Parables cannot help in this matter
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Belleful: 8:00pm On Sep 29, 2022
Na new marriage dey catch u. After one year, u go learn how to stay away from kitchen.
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Denixel: 8:01pm On Sep 29, 2022
I don rest my case in making Akamu, Each time I try to make it I will always mess it up.
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Chris2chris: 8:02pm On Sep 29, 2022
To make pap is as easy as any other food. Go and learn well, practice and enjoy
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by abbey621(m): 8:03pm On Sep 29, 2022
ZombieSlayer1:

You're one of the lucky few. Even this morning I was disgraced by pap but I've not gotten so used to the disgrace, I put the bowl of watery pap on the gas and cooked it on low heat. It turned out very lumpy but I ate it like that.
Funny enough I have a bucket of custard, but I've always preferred pap

The key is knowing the right mixture of pap, cold water and hot water.

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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Nobody: 8:06pm On Sep 29, 2022
Rexymania:
The hot water, while pouring it inside your Pap should be little. Pour it gently

Try guinea corn,e go humble you
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by ped007(m): 8:15pm On Sep 29, 2022
VeryWickedGoat:
Add sperm to thicken it.
Jesu....
You might not make heaven for this...
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by LienwaltAbel(m): 8:22pm On Sep 29, 2022
Na una dey waste una time. My own na to dissolve am with enough cold water, drop am on top fire, and stir till it thickens. I no dey to o that boiled water rubbish because the texture ends up being chalky.
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by folake4u(f): 8:29pm On Sep 29, 2022
I can't make Pap to save my life.
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Lepon02: 8:30pm On Sep 29, 2022
Why are you worrying yourself over the wrong akamu?

O ya weyrey ni?
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Nobody: 8:31pm On Sep 29, 2022
Mcreloaded:


And the men are more in numbers as the best chef in 5 star hotels.
Not forgetting also that majority of men win most cooking competition if not all
You are right. But who cooks much at home?
Women. Those chefs in 5 star hotels still v wives at home that cook for them.
So...what's your point?

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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by kelmicheal: 8:35pm On Sep 29, 2022
They are some stubborn akamu no matter the hotness of the water they will still be watery like tea
Re: A Week After We Got Married. by emmabest2000(m): 8:46pm On Sep 29, 2022
djgreenland:
There are 3 ingredients you need to successfully make pap..

Hot water, Pap and the grace of god.

grin grin grin
Rexymania:
The hot water, while pouring it inside your Pap should be little. Pour it gently
Starz825:
When you want to make Pap...
While mixing your pap with ordinary water...
Make sure you mix well with spoon so the pap would have melted well with ordinary water ..before adding hot water and then it will come itself..if you don't mix well it will give you koko ...and some times...the pap itself could be the problem.....
It might sometime turn out to be too watery..even without much hot water...
Just pour it in a small pot and put on fire..it come up thick itself and you stir ..thats all
The only way to get it right depends on the cold water, while mixing up the pap and cold water start from pouring the cold water little by little and make sure you mixed them up very well
Infant your mixture with cold water depends on the kind of result you will get , as long as you mix your pap very well with cold water and it become thicken and smooth then start adding your hot water, don't put your spoon or anything inside it while pouring in the hot. You will get the thickest pap with this method cheesy
Note that if after mixing the pap with cold water and you realize that it is a little bit watery, add more pap to make it thicker, if not then enjoy your watery pap in peace grin

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Re: A Week After We Got Married. by Hafizah(f): 8:50pm On Sep 29, 2022
Akamu simple yet difficult.. One thing hv observed, as long as it is refrigerated. U cant get it by just pouring hot water, u must return it back to the fire. Secondly always make sure your pap mixture is thick and well stirred before pouring hot water, u dont expect to get a thick pap when your mixture is watery already.. Thirdly preparing pap is divine grace from GOD

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