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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Biafraaa: 8:38am On Mar 23, 2023
Isabi4lov:
Na indomie generation go still get their own intact. Children from year 2002
You should learn how not to be careless with how you handle your documents. It will help you in life. Even my father has all his documents from the 60s interact.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 8:39am On Mar 23, 2023
Biafraaa:

I have my own cert oo. They gave us cert for jss3. Maybe you didn't bother to collect yours or you just finished exam and change location or something...

I didn't know they give. I never saw any in my dad's briefcase cos that's where he normally keeps them.

Anyways, good to know. I must collect my pikin own.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by minz(f): 8:40am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:


Should I throw them away?

No way!

Sure, that's the prove you have been their.
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 8:40am On Mar 23, 2023
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
Mine is fully laminated.

Including my university school fees and acceptance fee receipts

No dulling.

School fees Kwa hahahaha.. this one strong o
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 8:41am On Mar 23, 2023
Isabi4lov:
Na indomie generation go still get their own intact. Children from year 2002

Na lie. Check the date on my own. grin
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Lordatkinson: 8:42am On Mar 23, 2023
Sucre6:


Who tell you,?😳😳 dem give us certificate ohh, me I still get my own reach now self πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

You for post your certificate for us to see.

Junior waec has only statement of result and not certificate.
The exam back then use to be tough, the essence why those teachers and principal use to vex muscles is because they want us to be serious about the exam and also, your result in the exam determines the department they will allocate you at the senior cadre.
Example:
If you don't have good result in maths, integrated science and introtech, you can't go to science department.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Isabi4lov: 8:43am On Mar 23, 2023
Biafraaa:

You should learn how not to be careless with how you handle your documents. It will help you in life. Even my father has all his documents from the 60s interact.
Na my papa I give o , I no no if the certificate still dey him hand but he sabi keep things well.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 8:44am On Mar 23, 2023
minz:


Sure, that's the prove you have been their.

Of course now. Not when they ask you, you'll be claiming audio certificate up and Dan. Kikikiki.. no body will listen.
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Germi9: 8:46am On Mar 23, 2023
They scammed us with these stuffs
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by gigabyte13: 8:48am On Mar 23, 2023
Sucre6:
I remembered reading like mad when I was in JSS 3 in preparation for junior WAEC, our principal was threatening us that if we didn't pass junior WAEC we won't be able to graduate to SS1 alas after all said and done, I realised that Junior Waec is the most useless exams in the world





Very very useless
Everything about it is useless
I got a whole lot of As in it
I read like my life depends on it
Only for me to discover it USELESSNESS later.
E pain me Sha
I like the result pass my real WAEC

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by kaywhy09(m): 8:48am On Mar 23, 2023
You mean its normal to loose those?
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Kharol1234: 8:49am On Mar 23, 2023
Hmm make I go find my own
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by 2starboy25: 8:49am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:


You don't know its use? sebi you don use am enter secondary and tertiary institutions finish, you no come know its use again. Chai! Human beings grin. Ok.

Wait until you want to contest for any political office.
RIGHT
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Isabi4lov: 8:50am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:


Na lie. Check the date on my own. grin

That's good , I gave my dad my own , I don't know what actually happened to it but he knows how to keep things ,My secondary school own down to higher institution i have them with me, I also have them on my goggle drive.
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by 2starboy25: 8:50am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:


You don't know its use? sebi you don use am enter secondary and tertiary institutions finish, you no come know its use again. Chai! Human beings grin. Ok.

Wait until you want to contest for any political office.
RIGHT, they will ask u the name of ur nursery school teacher grand fathers
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by VeeVeeMyLuv(m): 8:51am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:


I know but I don't mean it in that context, abeg. I used the word literally.
Replace "keeper" with holder
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by BigDawsNet: 8:52am On Mar 23, 2023
I have mine with me...

I thought I was going to use them get employment in Nigeria federal military and paramilitary... but since na "who no person" dem dey do... I kukuma file it in my safe...

I will return back to Nigeria from America to contest for Lagos state governor... na dat time I go bring ham out again in Jesus name

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by spencekat(m): 8:53am On Mar 23, 2023
I still have them ,even some secondary school results(1st term-3rd term).I have scanned them and sent to a folder.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by tuzle(m): 8:53am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:


LoL . You guys are making me to laugh. It's not useless oo. Without it you wouldn't be admitted into any secondary school and it would have been scrapped by now if it's really useless like you said but private schools still pay for their students to be allowed to write the exam and acquire this very certificate.
this isn't true. Most private schools don't ask for ur primary school certificate
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by PDJT: 8:54am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:
I still have mine.

Was perusing through my file yesterday and saw these. Nice memory.
Dad did a great job of keeping these for years before handing it over to us when we became adults.

Let's see how many still have theirs.
.

-Tinubu will just download and edit this una certificates take go present for court. Make una dey play oo! cheesy

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by spencekat(m): 8:54am On Mar 23, 2023
Sucre6:


Don't worry I will look for it, snap and upload here , e go shock u πŸ˜‚
You are correct,some schools issue it.
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by spencekat(m): 8:56am On Mar 23, 2023
Biafraaa:

You should learn how not to be careless with how you handle your documents. It will help you in life. Even my father has all his documents from the 60s interact.
Do not mind him.I still see my late grand father's documents in his box.
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by theophorus(m): 8:56am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:
I still have mine.

Was perusing through my file yesterday and saw these. Nice memory.
Dad did a great job of keeping these for years before handing it over to us when we became adults.

Let's see how many still have theirs.
.


Chai! I still get my own self, you na Snr. Mama ooo, my own na 1996 date sha.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Biafraaa: 8:57am On Mar 23, 2023
Isabi4lov:
Na my papa I give o , I no no if the certificate still dey him hand but he sabi keep things well.
As long as na your papa it's safe. Those people knows how to safeguard stuffs like that with ultimate care.πŸ€—
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Nwadu: 8:57am On Mar 23, 2023
Benki003:
I still have mine

Mumu boy removed name and left picture
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 9:01am On Mar 23, 2023
VeeVeeMyLuv:

Replace "keeper" with holder

No ma cos it is also correct to use "keeper" in this context of expression.

See one of the dictionary meanings of a "keeper".

Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by MVLOX(m): 9:02am On Mar 23, 2023
I haven't even collected my primary 6 certificate

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by YoungBlackRico(m): 9:03am On Mar 23, 2023
Still have my testimonial, didn't collect the cert

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Buffalo2(m): 9:05am On Mar 23, 2023
Sucre6:
I remembered reading like mad when I was in JSS 3 in preparation for junior WAEC, our principal was threatening us that if we didn't pass junior WAEC we won't be able to graduate to SS1 alas after all said and done, I realised that Junior Waec is the most useless exams in the world
In fact, primary school leaving certificate if far far useful than that JSS 3 thrash.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by jiggar(m): 9:06am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:
I still have mine.

Was perusing through my file yesterday and saw these. Nice memory.
Dad did a great job of keeping these for years before handing it over to us when we became adults.

Let's see how many still have theirs.
.

Wait, you went to Ireti?

Wow,Nice!

I went there too, makes me remember Corona.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by DrDunamis(m): 9:07am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:
I still have mine.

Was perusing through my file yesterday and saw these. Nice memory.
Dad did a great job of keeping these for years before handing it over to us when we became adults.

Let's see how many still have theirs.
.

So we should clap πŸ‘ for you for keeping your documents safe and secure like any sane individual should do?
Okay ooh, don't keep your documents well. You could give them to aboki to wrap suya with.

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