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Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 8:53pm On Mar 22, 2023
I still have mine.

Was perusing through my file yesterday and saw these. Nice memory.
Dad did a great job of keeping these for years before handing it over to us when we became adults.

Let's see how many still have theirs.
.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 8:57pm On Mar 22, 2023
Looks like some didn't even do pry 6 or write common entrance. Awon skipping skipping classes. grin. Please if you are in that category, don't talk here.

nlfpmod.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by njelrapheal: 9:02pm On Mar 22, 2023
I still have mine. But i really dont know its use

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 9:04pm On Mar 22, 2023
njelrapheal:
I still have mine. But i really dont know its use

You don't know its use? sebi you don use am enter secondary and tertiary institutions finish, you no come know its use again. Chai! Human beings grin. Ok.

Wait until you want to contest for any political office.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Sucre6: 9:27pm On Mar 22, 2023
I remembered reading like mad when I was in JSS 3 in preparation for junior WAEC, our principal was threatening us that if we didn't pass junior WAEC we won't be able to graduate to SS1 alas after all said and done, I realised that Junior Waec is the most useless exams in the world

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Stawner16(m): 9:30pm On Mar 22, 2023
Do you know what it means to be a “keeper”?

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 9:32pm On Mar 22, 2023
Sucre6:
I remembered reading like mad when I was in JSS 3 in preparation for junior WAEC, our principal was threatening us that if we didn't pass junior WAEC we won't be able to graduate to SS1 alas after all said and done, I realised that Junior Waec is the most useless exams in the world

Lol..😂 😂.. I don't think it's useless because without it, you can't proceed to ss1 na cheesy. They don't give cert for it though.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 9:33pm On Mar 22, 2023
Stawner16:
Do you know what it means to be a “keeper”?

I know but I don't mean it in that context, abeg. I used the word literally.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Sucre6: 9:37pm On Mar 22, 2023
EriMma1:


Lol..😂 😂.. I don't think it's useless because without it, you can't proceed to ss1 na cheesy. They don't give cert for it though.


Who tell you,?😳😳 dem give us certificate ohh, me I still get my own reach now self 😂😂😂😂😂

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 9:38pm On Mar 22, 2023
Sucre6:


Who tell you,?😳😳 dem give us certificate ohh, me I still get my own reach now self 😂😂😂😂😂

For jss3? No way! Maybe you're mistaking ss3 cert for jss3.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by MrAgbako: 9:58pm On Mar 22, 2023
njelrapheal:
I still have mine. But i really dont know its use
it is as useless as JCE ( junior school leaving certificate

These are the useful ones
Waec/neco/GCE
Poly/Uni ND,NCE,HND, Degrees
Masters/PHD

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by DontBullshitMe: 10:29pm On Mar 22, 2023
I didn't even collect mine at all.

Do these things matter in anyway?

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Sucre6: 10:41pm On Mar 22, 2023
EriMma1:


For jss3? No way! Maybe you're mistaking ss3 cert for jss3.

Don't worry I will look for it, snap and upload here , e go shock u 😂

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Benki003(m): 11:02pm On Mar 22, 2023
I still have mine

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 11:07pm On Mar 22, 2023
Benki003:
I still have mine

Wow.. cool. But your own never Tay now. 2014 here.. anyways, you try.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 11:11pm On Mar 22, 2023
MrAgbako:
it is as useless as JCE ( junior school leaving certificate

These are the useful ones
Waec/neco/GCE
Poly/Uni ND,NCE,HND, Degrees
Masters/PHD


LoL . You guys are making me to laugh. It's not useless oo. Without it you wouldn't be admitted into any secondary school and it would have been scrapped by now if it's really useless like you said but private schools still pay for their students to be allowed to write the exam and acquire this very certificate.

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by minz(f): 11:12pm On Mar 22, 2023
EriMma1:
I still have mine.

Was perusing through my file yesterday and saw these. Nice memory.
Dad did a great job of keeping these for years before handing it over to us when we became adults.

Let's see how many still have theirs.


Do this document still have use?

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 11:13pm On Mar 22, 2023
DontBullshitMe:
I didn't even collect mine at all.

Do these things matter in anyway?

Why? Go back to your primary school. It will still be waiting for you there.

What year by the way?

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 11:13pm On Mar 22, 2023
minz:



Do this document still have use?

Should I throw them away?

No way!
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 11:18pm On Mar 22, 2023
Sucre6:


Don't worry I will look for it, snap and upload here , e go shock u 😂

Oh really... But we were not given during my own time.

Ok na. I'll be waiting. cool
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Stawner16(m): 11:42pm On Mar 22, 2023
EriMma1:


I know but I don't mean it in that context, abeg. I used the word literally.

Alright bruv . I wanted to be sure wink

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Venekconsultt: 12:01am On Mar 23, 2023
omo i have both of them o so like this i fit keep something o grin..LOL
All the same thanks to my papa because i know say if n only me i know for even know how those two certs looks like

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by minz(f): 12:12am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:


Should I throw them away?

No way!

Lol
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by SouthSouth1914: 12:14am On Mar 23, 2023
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 12:17am On Mar 23, 2023
Venekconsultt:
omo i have both of them o so like this i fit keep something o grin..LOL
All the same thanks to my papa because i know say if n only me i know for even know how those two certs looks like

Yes o. Thanks to our papas. They really kept these things for us.

Whare are yours now?

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by MrAgbako: 12:41am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:


LoL . You guys are making me to laugh. It's not useless oo. Without it you wouldn't be admitted into any secondary school and it would have been scrapped by now but private schools still pay for their students to be allowed to write the exam and aquire this very certificate.

No be naija we dey?

Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Venekconsultt: 12:46am On Mar 23, 2023
in a safe place
EriMma1:


Yes o. Thanks to our papas. They really kept these things for us.

Whare are yours now?

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Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by EriMma1: 1:17am On Mar 23, 2023
MrAgbako:


No be naija we dey?

Ok. I hear you.
Re: Certificates: If You Still Have These 2 Things Intact, You're Indeed A Keeper by Nobody: 1:46am On Mar 23, 2023
EriMma1:



Wait until you want to contest for any political office.
It's actually no fuss if you don't have
Just go to your school and pay them for a new one. Or go and claim any good primary school, pay them and they'll give you a cleaner certificate than the one you have.
Money solves everything. Keeping a piece of paper from yester years back doesn't classify you as a keeper. I'm just saying.

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