*HOW I FOUND MY DEATH CERTIFICATE WITH MY WIFE WHILE I AM STILL ALIVE*
As narrated by the husband..


My name is Air Commodore Gadzama (rtd).
I retired last year at 60 years as a Senior officer. I collected my 30million Naira saved money from my banks, and use 10million Naira to set up my wife's business so that she can take care of her personal expenses. Part of the money was kept aside for my family expenses while I invested the rest in my business. My wife's business was doing well as well as mine.

Two months ago, my wife asked me to give her 500,000 Naira for her personal upkeep. I told her to please take it from her business. She got upset and said she will get back at me.

A man came knocking at my door last week. I opened and ask him what he wanted. He said he was from Local Government, an officer in charge of WIDOW EMPOWERMENT PROGRAMME. That my wife applied for 5million Naira Widow Support with my Original Death Certificate. That he was here to verify if she is truly a Widow and to inform her that she has been considered to collect the 5 million Naira. I was speechless, almost fainted. I told the man that, I am her husband and still alive. I collected the Original Certificate from him.

The man turned back without uttering a word. I confronted my wife about it and she said, she wanted to add the money to her business.

This morning, Local Government officials came with Police to arrest my wife for forging my death Certificate in order to collect money from government. I can't imagine myself going to Police Station to bail a woman who declared me dead while I am still alive.

AS MEN, WHAT IS YOUR ADVICE OR OPINION ON THE ABOVE. THANK YOU

Which advice does he wants again, no wonder the wife is smarter than him.

VIKTO83:
*HOW I FOUND MY DEATH CERTIFICATE WITH MY WIFE WHILE I AM STILL ALIVE*


My name is Air Commodore Gadzama (rtd).
I retired last year at 60 years as a Senior officer. I collected my 30million Naira saved money from my banks, and use 10million Naira to set up my wife's business so that she can take care of her personal expenses. Part of the money was kept aside for my family expenses while I invested the rest in my business. My wife's business was doing well as well as mine.

Two months ago, my wife asked me to give her 500,000 Naira for her personal upkeep. I told her to please take it from her business. She got upset and said she will get back at me.

A man came knocking at my door last week. I opened and ask him what he wanted. He said he was from Local Government, an officer in charge of WIDOW EMPOWERMENT PROGRAMME. That my wife applied for 5million Naira Widow Support with my Original Death Certificate. That he was here to verify if she is truly a Widow and to inform her that she has been considered to collect the 5 million Naira. I was speechless, almost fainted. I told the man that, I am her husband and still alive. I collected the Original Certificate from him.

The man turned back without uttering a word. I confronted my wife about it and she said, she wanted to add the money to her business.

This morning, Local Government officials came with Police to arrest my wife for forging my death Certificate in order to collect money from government. I can't imagine myself going to Police Station to bail a woman who declared me dead while I am still alive.

AS MEN, WHAT IS YOUR ADVICE OR OPINION ON THE ABOVE. THANK YOU

Hmmmm, wahala oo

This is serious. Leave her there for like three months to enjoy watery beans. You should only bail her for the sake of humanity not as been her husband. Someone who can forge your death certificate wont hesitate to send you to the great beyond if given the chance.

"Air commodore"
Retired last year.in Nigeria or Sudan?
With 30 million naira savings.even if you no dey corrupt like some.no be dat kind money you suppose get . don't mean to disrespect you.but,it's an insult to Nigeria and that rank.

Don't know where some men kept their sense.
As far as the woman is concerned , she's a widow and you are dead
Do dead bodies go to bail the living at the station?
Better remain the living dead you ve been declared and let her enjoy her widowhood in peace.