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Funniest Piece I've Read This Year by Saintdan0421(m): 4:14pm On May 29, 2023
Welcome to South Africa πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-We call every toothpaste COLGATE!
We don't careπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚!
We are like thatπŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚!
-We call every insecticide, DOOM!
We can't help itπŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹!
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNAπŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜›!
-We point at an empty chair and ask β€œWho's sitting there”?
We are like thatπŸ™…πŸ™…
πŸ™…β€β™€οΈπŸ™…β€β™€οΈ!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the houseπŸ™…β€β™€οΈ
We are just like that.
-When ESKOM⚑ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like thatπŸ™…πŸ™…!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problemπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's used!
We don't careπŸ˜‚πŸ€£!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by manπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£, we are in South Africa phela.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away! This is Mzansi phela.
We are courteous πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like thatπŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
-We can't change, the way we are πŸ˜‚πŸ‘
-We are πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€ͺSouth Africans.
πŸŠπŸŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our ear phones to see clearly πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

We are AfricansπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€


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Re: Funniest Piece I've Read This Year by Saintdan0421(m): 4:20pm On May 29, 2023
Every softdrink in naija is called minerals..
Every noodles is tagged indomie..
Every diaper is pampers..

Every Northerner is an Aboki.
Re: Funniest Piece I've Read This Year by Odunayo433(f): 4:26pm On May 29, 2023
Lol
It's funny ASF

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Re: Funniest Piece I've Read This Year by Jaypayne(m): 6:01pm On May 31, 2023
Lol

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