The Double Standards of Nigerian Women

When a woman leaves an unhappy marriage and becomes a side chic to another married man

Nigerian Women - She deserves to be happy. She has finally found love.

When a man leaves his unhappy marriage and marries another woman

Nigerian women - Shame on him. He’s a disgrace. He will also leave that woman. Tueh

When a man cheats on his wife

Nigerian women - He’s a disgrace. Divorce him before he gives you STDs. Look at how fine his wife is, what do men really want?

When a woman cheats on her husband

Nigerian women - Maybe her husband doesn’t touch her at home. He must have cheated first. Her husband doesn’t pay attention to her (You will never hear one mention of STDs)

When a 19 year old boy forges UTME result

Nigerian women - That’s how they are. Upcoming yahoo boy. Jail him.

When a 19 year old girl forges UTME result

Nigerian women - This girl is too young to know how to forge result, someone must have helped her do it. She’s innocent. JAMB is trying to set her up.

When a single man sleeps around

Nigerian women - He’s a dog. He sleeps with anything under a skirt.

When a single woman sleeps around

Nigerian women - She’s living her best life. Good girl no dey pay.

When a man marries a rich woman twice his age

Nigerian women - This one na gold digger. Lazy man. She should be careful oh.

When a woman marries a rich man twice her age

Nigerian women - So happy for her. God when? They look so cute together. Truly, age is just a number.

When a man breaks up with a woman after 6 years of dating and marries another woman

Nigerian women - He has used and dumped her. He is wicked. This new woman is very shameless, reaping where she did not sow.

When a woman breaks up with a man who saw her through school for 6 years and marries another man

Nigerian women - someone you’ve known for 2 months can have better intentions than someone you’ve known for years, time means nothing. Did she force him to pay her school fees? He was grooming her and it backfired.

Watch out for Part 2

Meanwhile na Mumu dey follow these standards.

Dear Kings.

Do whatever the hell you want for your happiness. The women that will cry on your matter on Facebook will do the same thing if given the opportunity.

Funny but true

The earlier you know that naija girls are dumb and useless the better for you

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