Dear diary, I swear the next day any of these idiots whose breakfast is always roasted yam and palm oil, will open their useless tongue to call me "Proud" again, I promise to bite off that person's left ear.
That person should only pray that a miracle, like the one that was done in John 18 happens again, IF NOT, that ear will be forever condemned, because by the time, my incisors apply the pressure of guilt and wickedness on the tip of that person's left eye, It is a done deal.
Just imagine calling this fresh, fine, pink lipped dude, whose only male competition in the whole entire planet is Groovy, Karim Benzema, and Olalademi Asake, proud.
What do you actually expect
I should be filled with humility, despite having these neat teeths that not up to 7 people in Kwara can boast about.
With this intelligence that beats all human imagination, you mean I should not raise my shoulder.
Oga, You MUST be mad.
I will be proud whenever I want.
Whichever time this spirit of bragging comes upon me, I will exhibit it to the fullest.
I will snub whoever my heart desires to snub, and there is nothing you, or anyone can do about it.
If you're having low esteem issues, see a therapist, or better still, consult a herbalist, to save cost..
A lot of Mad people everywhere 🤒
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