10 Ways To Apologize To Her After A Horrible Performance In Bed.

1). Own your 2 minutes like a man.
"Baby, that was so quick yeah? Yes, I know. Usain Bolt lasts longer on the track than I do."

2). Just keep Silent And Let Your Shame Be Less Shameful.
Asking her if she came when you came faster than a cockrell, is adding fuel to the fire.

3). Don't You Dare Sleep Off!
Sleeping off shows you're selfish and wicked! Your eyes should be wide open thinking of how to make atonement for your terrible performance.

4). Apologize Like A Real Man.
Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress.

5). Get Yourself Up And Go Fix Her Something To Eat.
Ensure you cook something that lasts longer than you.

6). After Eating, Stroke Her Hairs And Gently Sing Rock A Bye Baby So She Can Sleep.

7). You Can Now Sleep Too.
Make sure to ask God why, in your dreams.

. When She's Ready To Leave, Ask For Her Account Details.

9). Make Sure You Send Money That Shows How You Were Supposed To Last.
For example, no 2k, 3k, 5k, because it'll just remind her of how bad you were. It should start 20k upwards. At least 20k, 20mins.

10). When She Leaves, put Burna Boy's Last Last On Repeat.

Horrible performance ke? After 10-30 mins of mimicking movements of an agama lizard, mushin rottweiler, a Chinese monkey, she should be happy I gave my horse dick some work to do.

Na who she go kill she dey find. If she is not happy she should use the 17inch Love Machine I bought for her 45th birthday.

3). Don't You Dare Sleep Off!
Sleeping off shows you're selfish and wicked! Your eyes should be wide open thinking of how to make atonement for your terrible performance.

Can't help but to lol at here.



The truth remains, no amount of time spent on bed is enough for an average Nigerian girl.

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Can't help but to lol at here.



The truth remains, no amount of time spent on bed is enough for an average Nigerian girl.

50seconds man spotted with that your potbellyy
Shame, it's only mouth you have

IconicR:
50seconds man spotted with that your potbellyy
Shame, it's only mouth you have

O girl, I no even get mouth when it comes to sex with Nigerian girls. I only hustle for my cum.. that's all

Simp delete this thread asap

Nothing person nor go see for Nairaland

U go too mumu reach ground for real life.
Damn!!🤔

Most male nairalanders cant withstand chickens in Bleep-a-thon.
That is to say all male nairalanders are 40 seconds men except helinues my love.

I love you helinues

Man life no easy,person wan devote him life to pleasing woman..lol.if I too try 30mins.anytin more than that abeg look for some one else

omoh......,una go jst dey make person laff for nairaland.

Men these days acts without confidence.

See I will last 2 minutes if I like and there is nothing she can do about it.

I enjoy myself and that's it. If you don't like it go and cheat, but make sure I don't catch you. Because with me, there's no plea, there's no forgiveness.

I can't relate so the write up sounds funny 2 mins men fit get heart attack after reading this list... Op U no well

Many are mad, few are roaming