1). Own your 2 minutes like a man.
"Baby, that was so quick yeah? Yes, I know. Usain Bolt lasts longer on the track than I do."

2). Just keep Silent And Let Your Shame Be Less Shameful.
Asking her if she came when you came faster than a cockrell, is adding fuel to the fire.

3). Don't You Dare Sleep Off!
Sleeping off shows you're selfish and wicked! Your eyes should be wide open thinking of how to make atonement for your terrible performance.

4). Apologize Like A Real Man.
Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress.

5). Get Yourself Up And Go Fix Her Something To Eat.
Ensure you cook something that lasts longer than you.

6). After Eating, Stroke Her Hairs And Gently Sing Rock A Bye Baby So She Can Sleep.

7). You Can Now Sleep Too.
Make sure to ask God why, in your dreams.

cool. When She's Ready To Leave, Ask For Her Account Details.

9). Make Sure You Send Money That Shows How You Were Supposed To Last.
For example, no 2k, 3k, 5k, because it'll just remind her of how bad you were. It should start 20k upwards. At least 20k, 20mins.

10). For permanet cure for weak erection, quick ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, Watery and low Sperm Count, infertility and improvement of your girth reach me on WhatsApp with the number on my signature.

If after one week you do not get your desired result you are free to report my bank account for fraud and post my details online and call me out on nairaland.

It's hundred percent herbal and 90 percent bitter kola made without any side effects.

Shame on all two minutes men shior

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EreluRoz:
Shame on all two minutes men shior

But, but, I'm a one minute man.

Horrible performance ke?
Is there a trophy involved?

Bitterkolatea4:

1). Own your 2 minutes like a man.
"Baby, that was so quick yeah? Yes, I know. Usain Bolt lasts longer on the track than I do."

2). Just keep Silent And Let Your Shame Be Less Shameful.
Asking her if she came when you came faster than a cockrell, is adding fuel to the fire.

3). Don't You Dare Sleep Off!
Sleeping off shows you're selfish and wicked! Your eyes should be wide open thinking of how to make atonement for your terrible performance.

4). Apologize Like A Real Man.
Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress.

5). Get Yourself Up And Go Fix Her Something To Eat.
Ensure you cook something that lasts longer than you.

6). After Eating, Stroke Her Hairs And Gently Sing Rock A Bye Baby So She Can Sleep.

7). You Can Now Sleep Too.
Make sure to ask God why, in your dreams.

cool. When She's Ready To Leave, Ask For Her Account Details.

9). Make Sure You Send Money That Shows How You Were Supposed To Last.
For example, no 2k, 3k, 5k, because it'll just remind her of how bad you were. It should start 20k upwards. At least 20k, 20mins.

10). For permanet cure for weak erection, quick ejaculation, erectile dysfunction, Watery and low Sperm Count, infertility and improvement of your girth reach me on WhatsApp with the number on my signature.

If after one week you do not get your desired result you are free to report my bank account for fraud and post my details online and call me out on nairaland.

It's hundred percent herbal and 90 percent bitter kola made without any side effects.

Tell her she's too sweet that's why you c****d after 30 seconds.

EreluRoz:
Shame on all two minutes men shior

What then do we tell the boreholes that make many men last for hours because there's no sensation

Negroid001:


But, but, I'm a one minute man.

Then cover your head in shame

thesicilian:

What then do we tell the boreholes that make many men last for hours because there's no sensation

Nothing like borehole, you just have a tiny

When a woman cums quick does she apologize? What you have is what you gave, try again another time.

EreluRoz:
Nothing like borehole, you just have a tiny

Even the statue of liberty will look like a needle inside the grand canyon

EreluRoz:
Then cover your head in shame

Why?
Only takes one drop of sperm to impregnate a woman. Why i go dey stress myself?

Lemme ask you, can you ride a guy effectively for more than 5 minutes?

thesicilian:

Even the statue of liberty will look like a needle inside the grand canyon

Gbam

thesicilian:

What then do we tell the boreholes that make many men last for hours because there's no sensation

Wether tight or slack, who dey last go last.

thesicilian:

What then do we tell the boreholes that make many men last for hours because there's no sensation

Dat one fit swallow ur head join. May God save men from boreholes jarre.

no man should be shamed on his bedroom performance, so long as he gave his best. if the babe doesnt like it, let her go find someone else.
so long as you gave your absolute best, why should you care what she thinks/desire? thats all you got, she can take it or bounce!

I had to laugh at this...

Every man has experienced 2 mins at one point or another.

No matter how you choose to go about it, it is always an embarrassing and awkward moment!

All this demonizing of men is too harsh, I am yet to see a woman who can ride for 10 Minutes, yet they want men to dig them forever.

Apologize Like A Real Man.
Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress.
You can't kill yourself my brother

thesicilian:

What then do we tell the boreholes that make many men last for hours because there's no sensation

Louder..