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I created this thread for all nairalanders that love the politics section for us to chat together on nairaland

Let chat up and make new friends

Op what tribe are you from first?

You already have many friends here, just tell us your tribe and they will immediately align with you

Don't be shy this is nairaland afterall

SeeWahala:
Op what tribe are you from first?

You already have many friends here, just tell us your tribe and they will immediately align with you

Don't be shy this is nairaland afterall

what do you mean

Shomek:

what do you mean

What tribe are you from?

Don't be shy

SeeWahala:

What tribe are you from?
Don't be shy

am a yoruba guy and u

Shomek:

am a yoruba guy and u

Mschew . . . I am igbo

But me and you could still be friends sha, just answer me one more question . . .

Are you a child of the corn ?

SeeWahala:


Mschew . . . I am igbo

But me and you could still be friends sha, just answer me one more question . . .

Are you a child of the corn ?

we can still be friends
but u need to stop to be tribalist

Shomek:

we can still be friends
but u need to stop to be tribalist

Shebi you see . . . You're now dodging my question. I think I've begged you not to be shy so why are you still shying resist the urge to behave like your pipo and speak with one mouth jor

Now I ask again, slowly this time so you can understand very well

Are you a child of the C O R N ?

If you don't understand the question above you can ask for clarification although I will be disappointed

I don't like olodo friends

SeeWahala:


Shebi you see . . . You're now dodging my question. I think I've begged you not to be shy so why are you still shying resist the urge to behave like your pipo and speak with one mouth jor

Now I ask again, slowly this time so you can understand very well

Are you a child of the C O R N ?

If you don't understand the question above you can ask for clarification although I will be disappointed

I don't like olodo friends

No

let me ask u a question are u a child of a corn ?

Shomek:
No

let me ask u a question are u a child of a corn ?

Heaven and all its hosts of angels and fallen demons forbid tueeh I spit on corn kids heads

I can never be related to anything or anyone that has affiliation with the corn

So you're telling me you're a yoruba person but you are not a child of the corn abi?

I'm asking again for clarity

SeeWahala:


Heaven and all its hosts of angels and fallen demons forbid tueeh I spit on corn kids heads

I can never be related to anything or anyone that has affiliation with the corn

then why are u asking me

Shomek:

then why are u asking me

Because from the details if your tribe I thought you were a child of the corn that is why

SeeWahala:
So you're telling me you're a yoruba person but you are not a child of the corn abi?

I'm asking again for clarity

are u not sleeping again

SeeWahala:


Because from the details if your tribe I thought you were a child of the corn that is why

me too from the name of ur tribe i thought you are the son of a corn

Shomek:

are u not sleeping again

It is not night here where I am so I am not sleepy.

Plus

I am aware that eating too much corn especially before one goes to bed is bad for the stomach of a human being and can cause constipation . . . So I am awake to give my corn munching bros back home some online therapy to enable then have a semblance of rest from excessive pain of their teeth from chewing both the corn and its cub

Don't be surprised . . . It's just hunger that makes them behave that way nothing else.

Shomek:

me too from the name of ur tribe i thought you are the son of a corn

Wait oh . . . you thought that me? A bonafide flatty? Is a son of the corn ?

Are you sure you are of age to be commenting on this politics section?

SeeWahala:


It is not night here where I am so I am not sleepy.

Plus

I am aware that eating too much corn especially before one goes to bed is bad for the stomach of a human being and can cause constipation . . . So I am awake to give my corn munching bros back home some online therapy to enable then have a semblance of rest from excessive pain of their teeth from chewing both the corn and its cub

Don't be surprised . . . It's just hunger that makes them behave that way nothing else.

are u hungry
did u want some left over by my dog

SeeWahala:


It is not night here where I am so I am not sleepy.

Plus

I am aware that eating too much corn especially before one goes to bed is bad for the stomach of a human being and can cause constipation . . . So I am awake to give my corn munching bros back home some online therapy to enable then have a semblance of rest from excessive pain of their teeth from chewing both the corn and its cub

Don't be surprised . . . It's just hunger that makes them behave that way nothing else.

so your brother really eat the cub of corn
his he that hungry

Shomek:

are u hungry
did u want some left over by my dog

Which dog? That your skinny bingo wey if you give food this night the fleas wey boku full him body go chop half comot for him blood before morning?

No oh . . . Abeg no give me. Just open your window throw ypur eye go front small you go see your tribesmen wey need the food pass even your bingo self.

See the picture below for emphasis

Real matterz bro

SeeWahala:


Wait oh . . . you thought that me? A bonafide flatty? Is a son of the corn ?

Are you sure you are of age to be commenting on this politics section?

u are the one that start it so don't be angry bikonu

I come here to make friends not to make enemy

Shomek:

so your brother really eat the cub of corn
his he that hungry

No wait oh, make i call am come. I think it's better you hear from the horse's mouth . . .

Benwallt . . . Seunmsg . . . tsdarkside

Abeg come answer your bloda oh

Shomek:
I come here to make friends not to make enemy

Ahh no oh. Me and you are friends oh. No think am

SeeWahala:


Which dog? That your skinny bingo wey if you give food this night the fleas wey boku full him body go chop half comot for him blood before morning?

No oh . . . Abeg no give me. Just open your window throw ypur eye go front small you go see your tribesmen wey need the food pass even your bingo self.

See the picture below for emphasis

who is the graphic designer that do this
it really work of art

Better don't waste your time talking to me i will never fight with u we are friends

Shomek:

who is the graphic designer that do this
it really work of art

I'm telling you very wonderfully done

It's a stark reality facing all those people that chew the corn and are too stingy to throw away the cub.

Instead they chew it too . . . Not minding the constipation that will follow or the health of their teeth

SeeWahala:

Ahh no oh. Me and you are friends oh. No think am

my dear friend

Good morning guys