LESSER OF TWO EVÌLS

I am leaving my wife and nobody can beg me!!!

We have just finished cleaning the house, and we agreed to cook together. No one cooks better than her, while I am the world's best dishwasher.

It was my birthday and since there was not much money at hand, I decided to suspend it until some other time.

My sweet baby then told me we should get some juice from the nearby store.

Evelyn has the sēxiest legs. I love it when she flaunts it around the house. Her backside is my weakest point.

She puts on a bump short with a spag. While I put on the usual gym-top and shorts. I just love to flex some muscle around to tell some guys that the six-pack you want to entice my wife with is plenty at home.

We are two playful couples, and we do that shamelessly anywhere. We were just behaving like a newfound love.

Suddenly, a brand-new Mercedes bypassed us.

“Babe, stop playing with me and face front. The man in that Benz is looking at you.”

I hurriedly said. As a smart babe, she coded and played alone.

Truly, the Benz reversed and stopped beside Evelyn.

“Beautiful lady, where are you going this evening?”

The elderly man in white agbada said. As expected, my wife ignored him and walked further. The man refused to back down.

He pursued.

“You are too beautiful to be walking alone without a bodyguard. Besides, you shouldn't be walking with your legs.”

The man insisted. I smiled sheepishly that this man doesn't know my wife.

The person that it took me 17 months, 3 weeks, and 3 days to toast before she eventually agreed to be my friend. The friendship lasted another 8 months, 2 weeks, and 4 days before she finally accepted to be my babe. And we dated for 2 years before she agreed to marry me.

Oga, you will talk today, your mouth will peel.

My wife stopped abruptly. I thought it was a film trick. How will she stop nah?

“Sir, I am not in the mood to talk today because what's happening now is..... (pretending to be crying).”

She sobbed. Perfect actor.

“Oh, sweet lady, don't cry. Even if you want to cry, enter my car and cry. It's better to cry under the AC than in the street. You are too beautiful to be seen like this.”

He flattered her. The man has catchy words. The next thing I saw was he handed over a 100-dollar bill to my wife to wipe her wet face with it.

I thought I was blind. I wipe my face repeatedly to be certain what I saw was what I saw.

Immediately, my wife beckoned me to join the car.

“Hmm. What is your name and who is this young man?”

He asked my wife. My countenance changed like an innocent boy. He noticed.

“Oh him? His name is Ben and we are ordinary neighbours. And my name is Evelyn.”

My wife played that part so well again.

“Are you sure? I want to avoid having a problem with all this young husband, oh. Young man, please don't be annoyed. Who are you to her?”

“Chief, are you doubting me? How do you look at me and expect me to marry this one? (Turn to me) Ben, what are we?”

She snapped. I was confused about what to say. How could she disrespect me like that?

This small acting don enters her head. Abeg fear women.

“We, we… We are neighbours. I can't marry this ash….”

I stutter. Furthermore, I couldn't complete the last word when I saw her reddish eyes.

“Hold the dollar for me, will you?”

She handed the money over to me. The Insult has now been well compensated.

“Guess what, Chief, today is my birthday!”

She announced to the man. Aside from the announcement, she hugged the man like they had known each other for a long time.

“Oh, beautiful! You are so lucky because I am happy today. If today is your birthday, it means I have to give you a big treat this evening and thereafter, we go to my room to complete the party.”

“Oh!!! Chief, you are the best! Don't worry, let me see your treat, then I will decide if the action will be hot or cold.”

“I am a man of my word. I will surprise you tonight.”

I just kept calm, listening to their rubbish gist. It's irritating. I wanted the game to stop. On the other hand, my wife was just getting started.

“My brother, you are lucky to have such a beautiful lady in your house. You will be helping me to look after her. If you see her with another man, just call me. Okay?”

He said. I just shook my head in agreement. This one that doesn't know what's going on.

We arrived at the mall and my wife bought many things. He bought some things for me too. From there we stopped at a boutique. I was shocked when my wife started pointing to male outfits. 2 complete suits, five shirts, and one Italian shoe.

She bought just one piece of clothing for herself. I suspected foul play there. Why me and not her?

There is no way this man is not a politician. He is a politician, only a politician flaunts money like this. Well, this is my time to eat a piece of the national cake.

Daddy carry on!!😂😂

As soon as we got back to the car, the awkwardest thing started.

My wife gave the chief another hug. Ah! Even me, that is your husband, it's a side hug I get on a regular. That full hug is once a month.

Chief has two already.

I think this prank is getting out of hand. I pinched my wife to stop. Instead, she slapped my hand.

That wasn't the thing, the weirdest of them all was when Evelyn brought out the pack of condoms she bought. I nearly passed out.

“Ye!!”

I screamed. They both looked at me and then asked what was wrong with me. I told them I was fine.

The car soon stopped In front of a hotel. It was then I knew it had gone beyond a prank.

My wife used to be an all-rounder. Good girl with a mix of olosho vibe. She was the reason I don't cheat. But now, I don't know her again.

She has everything. Now she's using it to torment me😭

“Babe, don't wound me, oh. You know I am an elderly man.”

He said, laughing like a hyena. I kept tapping my wife, whistled, and winked repeatedly.

She ignored.

This is Wahalur😱

“Baby don't worry. Just a sharp quickie. Then tomorrow I will come and spend the night with you.”

She responded. The tone was seductive. What I call a play has come back to bite me.

“Ben, please wait for us for just five or ten minutes. We will soon be back. Let's go, baby.”

It was as if they muted my senses. I couldn't imagine her turning the game around. How could she do this without even having some decency?

In my head, this marriage is about to come to an end.

I watched as the chief came out of the car and opened the door for my wife, holding her by the waist as they both entered the hotel.

It was like a dream.

I jolted back to life and wanted to rush out of the car, but it was locked. I managed to open the door and rushed into the hotel. The security couldn't stop me.

I nearly created a scene at the hotel. I kept ranting;

“They just brought my wife here. That old man who came in now is with my wife. I will scatter everywhere.”

The security men tried to calm me, but my anger was 💯. I was unstoppable.

The hotel manager could not stop me either. Immediately, the receptionist quickly told me the room number.

I pushed them away and rushed through the stairs.

Getting to the door, I tried to be composed. I want to be angry without committing any crime.

“Guy, relax. Just tell your wife to follow you and that's all. Don't touch the man. Please be calm.”

I told myself repeatedly before proceeding to open the door.

The room was dark and there was a slight moaning. I couldn't find the switch.

I was breathing heavily and ready to do the unthinkable.

Just as I decided to carry the small table and smashed it on whoever is on the bed with my wife, there was a sudden illumination in the room.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”

Unexpected voices roared from different angles of the room. I was shocked. I calmly drop the small table.

There, I saw my father-in-law, sister-in-law, wife's friends, my Mum, my sister, and two of my friends.
Every one of them started laughing… I felt so disappointed in myself.

My wife was holding the cake and laughing.

The old man was my wife's Uncle.

The initial plan was to bring me to the hotel, but when I started the game, she played along.

No more games with my wife again. I can't come and go and die of hypertension. 😂

My name is Amusan Tolulope Writes, and I am an impeccable writer.

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This guy sabi write abeg.

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Amb1045:
LESSER OF TWO EVÌLS

I am leaving my wife and nobody can beg me!!!

We have just finished cleaning the house, and we agreed to cook together. No one cooks better than her, while I am the world's best dishwasher.

It was my birthday and since there was not much money at hand, I decided to suspend it until some other time.

My sweet baby then told me we should get some juice from the nearby store.

Evelyn has the sēxiest legs. I love it when she flaunts it around the house. Her backside is my weakest point.

She puts on a bump short with a spag. While I put on the usual gym-top and shorts. I just love to flex some muscle around to tell some guys that the six-pack you want to entice my wife with is plenty at home.

We are two playful couples, and we do that shamelessly anywhere. We were just behaving like a newfound love.

Suddenly, a brand-new Mercedes bypassed us.

“Babe, stop playing with me and face front. The man in that Benz is looking at you.”

I hurriedly said. As a smart babe, she coded and played alone.

Truly, the Benz reversed and stopped beside Evelyn.

“Beautiful lady, where are you going this evening?”

The elderly man in white agbada said. As expected, my wife ignored him and walked further. The man refused to back down.

He pursued.

“You are too beautiful to be walking alone without a bodyguard. Besides, you shouldn't be walking with your legs.”

The man insisted. I smiled sheepishly that this man doesn't know my wife.

The person that it took me 17 months, 3 weeks, and 3 days to toast before she eventually agreed to be my friend. The friendship lasted another 8 months, 2 weeks, and 4 days before she finally accepted to be my babe. And we dated for 2 years before she agreed to marry me.

Oga, you will talk today, your mouth will peel.

My wife stopped abruptly. I thought it was a film trick. How will she stop nah?

“Sir, I am not in the mood to talk today because what's happening now is..... (pretending to be crying).”

She sobbed. Perfect actor.

“Oh, sweet lady, don't cry. Even if you want to cry, enter my car and cry. It's better to cry under the AC than in the street. You are too beautiful to be seen like this.”

He flattered her. The man has catchy words. The next thing I saw was he handed over a 100-dollar bill to my wife to wipe her wet face with it.

I thought I was blind. I wipe my face repeatedly to be certain what I saw was what I saw.

Immediately, my wife beckoned me to join the car.

“Hmm. What is your name and who is this young man?”

He asked my wife. My countenance changed like an innocent boy. He noticed.

“Oh him? His name is Ben and we are ordinary neighbours. And my name is Evelyn.”

My wife played that part so well again.

“Are you sure? I want to avoid having a problem with all this young husband, oh. Young man, please don't be annoyed. Who are you to her?”

“Chief, are you doubting me? How do you look at me and expect me to marry this one? (Turn to me) Ben, what are we?”

She snapped. I was confused about what to say. How could she disrespect me like that?

This small acting don enters her head. Abeg fear women.

“We, we… We are neighbours. I can't marry this ash….”

I stutter. Furthermore, I couldn't complete the last word when I saw her reddish eyes.

“Hold the dollar for me, will you?”

She handed the money over to me. The Insult has now been well compensated.

“Guess what, Chief, today is my birthday!”

She announced to the man. Aside from the announcement, she hugged the man like they had known each other for a long time.

“Oh, beautiful! You are so lucky because I am happy today. If today is your birthday, it means I have to give you a big treat this evening and thereafter, we go to my room to complete the party.”

“Oh!!! Chief, you are the best! Don't worry, let me see your treat, then I will decide if the action will be hot or cold.”

“I am a man of my word. I will surprise you tonight.”

I just kept calm, listening to their rubbish gist. It's irritating. I wanted the game to stop. On the other hand, my wife was just getting started.

“My brother, you are lucky to have such a beautiful lady in your house. You will be helping me to look after her. If you see her with another man, just call me. Okay?”

He said. I just shook my head in agreement. This one that doesn't know what's going on.

We arrived at the mall and my wife bought many things. He bought some things for me too. From there we stopped at a boutique. I was shocked when my wife started pointing to male outfits. 2 complete suits, five shirts, and one Italian shoe.

She bought just one piece of clothing for herself. I suspected foul play there. Why me and not her?

There is no way this man is not a politician. He is a politician, only a politician flaunts money like this. Well, this is my time to eat a piece of the national cake.

Daddy carry on!!😂😂

As soon as we got back to the car, the awkwardest thing started.

My wife gave the chief another hug. Ah! Even me, that is your husband, it's a side hug I get on a regular. That full hug is once a month.

Chief has two already.

I think this prank is getting out of hand. I pinched my wife to stop. Instead, she slapped my hand.

That wasn't the thing, the weirdest of them all was when Evelyn brought out the pack of condoms she bought. I nearly passed out.

“Ye!!”

I screamed. They both looked at me and then asked what was wrong with me. I told them I was fine.

The car soon stopped In front of a hotel. It was then I knew it had gone beyond a prank.

My wife used to be an all-rounder. Good girl with a mix of olosho vibe. She was the reason I don't cheat. But now, I don't know her again.

She has everything. Now she's using it to torment me😭

“Babe, don't wound me, oh. You know I am an elderly man.”

He said, laughing like a hyena. I kept tapping my wife, whistled, and winked repeatedly.

She ignored.

This is Wahalur😱

“Baby don't worry. Just a sharp quickie. Then tomorrow I will come and spend the night with you.”

She responded. The tone was seductive. What I call a play has come back to bite me.

“Ben, please wait for us for just five or ten minutes. We will soon be back. Let's go, baby.”

It was as if they muted my senses. I couldn't imagine her turning the game around. How could she do this without even having some decency?

In my head, this marriage is about to come to an end.

I watched as the chief came out of the car and opened the door for my wife, holding her by the waist as they both entered the hotel.

It was like a dream.

I jolted back to life and wanted to rush out of the car, but it was locked. I managed to open the door and rushed into the hotel. The security couldn't stop me.

I nearly created a scene at the hotel. I kept ranting;

“They just brought my wife here. That old man who came in now is with my wife. I will scatter everywhere.”

The security men tried to calm me, but my anger was 💯. I was unstoppable.

The hotel manager could not stop me either. Immediately, the receptionist quickly told me the room number.

I pushed them away and rushed through the stairs.

Getting to the door, I tried to be composed. I want to be angry without committing any crime.

“Guy, relax. Just tell your wife to follow you and that's all. Don't touch the man. Please be calm.”

I told myself repeatedly before proceeding to open the door.

The room was dark and there was a slight moaning. I couldn't find the switch.

I was breathing heavily and ready to do the unthinkable.

Just as I decided to carry the small table and smashed it on whoever is on the bed with my wife, there was a sudden illumination in the room.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY.”

Unexpected voices roared from different angles of the room. I was shocked. I calmly drop the small table.

There, I saw my father-in-law, sister-in-law, wife's friends, my Mum, my sister, and two of my friends.
Every one of them started laughing… I felt so disappointed in myself.

My wife was holding the cake and laughing.

The old man was my wife's Uncle.

The initial plan was to bring me to the hotel, but when I started the game, she played along.

No more games with my wife again. I can't come and go and die of hypertension. 😂

My name is Amusan Tolulope Writes, and I am an impeccable writer.

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