CONFESSION OF AN IJAW KID


Little Diepriye came into the kitchen where his mother
was making dinner.
His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a
good time to tell his mother what he wanted.
"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.
" Little Priye was a bit of a troublemaker.
He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.
Priye's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday. Little Priye, of course, thought he did.

Priye's mother wanted Priye to reflect on his behavior
over the last year.
"Go to your room, Priye, and think about how you have
behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you
deserve a bike for your birthday." Little Priye stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

Letter 1
Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like
a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a
very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

Letter 2
Dear God,
This is your friend Priye. I have been a good boy this
year and I would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you.
Your friend Priye

Priye knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore
up the letter and started again.

Letter 3
Dear God,
I have been an "OK "boy this year. I still would
really like a bike for my birthday.
Priye

Priye knew he could not send this letter to God
either. So, Priye wrote a fourth letter.

Letter 4
God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very
sorry. I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please!
Thank you,
Priye

Priye knew, even if it was true, this letter was not
going to get him a bike.

Now, Priye was very upset. He went downstairs and told
his mom that he wanted to go to church. Priye's mother thought her
plan had worked, as Priye looked very sad.
"Just be home in time for dinner," Priye's mother told
him.


Priye walked down the street to the church on the
corner. Little Priye went into the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. Priye bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary. He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen. Priye began to write his letter to God.

Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER
AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

The hit man.

Diepriye

. once an ijaw kid will always be an ijaw kid
this is funny

this is a very cool one from someone soooooo "young"

Digital:

CONFESSION OF AN IJAW KID



Letter 5
God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER
AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

The hit man.

Diepriye

;DGood one

I was laughing and everyone knew I've been to Nairaland

Well done poster

Am happy you all love it, una thank you

true ijaw pikin

funny

my goodness i read it out to my brothers they all laughed the heads off
i laughed till my eyes leaked
i love it

you know despite thew fact thet i post this trend, i come here almost everyhour to read the joke its still my best joke so far.

Heah , i read your joke at the office , and i burst into laughther , every one rushed down to see if i was going mad , and they all joined in the madness.

that was really fun , the funniest i have read on nairaland.

Your joke has brought me to a mental assylum. When i was laughing they thought i was mad.

darkroll:

Heah , i read your joke at the office , and i burst into laughther , every one rushed down to see if i was going mad , and they all joined in the madness.

that was really fun , the funniest i have read on nairaland.

So here, i read your reply and burst into laffter and pple was wondering wat 's happening. I think your reply can also be joke, amybe i shd post it as new topic

Thats Niger delta for u

young millitant in the making

fesse:

young millitant in the making