am tired of a cheating gal , but help me breakup with her cos i caught her cheating with a guy and a friend for that matter , so tell wat to do and how to get a new gal

NB. if u are pretty am single ,.........................aight

You want nairalanders to teach you how to break up with your girl?

O baby, I don taya. Dey go ya own make I dey go my own.

"Oh, girl I'm tired. Why don't you go your way and let me go my own way?"

Tell her that you have AIDS, I'm sure that's the best way....

Chani if you're serious we could help you. knowledgeable people are in the forum.
But the tune of your message sounds like you're not serious. I want to be serious with serious matters in this forum.

If I you're serious you don't need her just tell her point blank that you've gotten no interest in her anymore and that you have other plans rather than her she will understand you and if she doesn't introduce someone to her as your "futurity"if you get one.

Don't use this forum to sell yourself out ooo that you are now a free agent

mamba:

Tell her that you have AIDS, I'm sure that's the best way....

Go mamba, go mamaba. best idea!

Just pursue her with knife, she will think you are mad, and will never come close to you. Or tell her you have a STD.

if she was caught as you said and you can't forgive and continue with the relationship then just call her and tell her you are no more interested....nothing is as good as telling each other.

(my inner thought) I don't think this is a problem in the first instance or is there some instances in this relationship that we don't know and that is why it is very difficult for you to tell her or is this just an idea or an imagination of yours?

The easiest way to break a relationship, one, stop collectin some thing from the guy, breach ur communication, stop ur visitation, try and make the guy to understand some certain things, this shd be done amikably.

after tht uwaka go ur way and make a new turn for ur life, I kn is so easy for one to break a relationship come to think of tht if it's a guy u loved so much, but in all things I will still advice u to give God all the glory.

Please don't get broken in the process of breaking up a relationship oo.

Just tell her things aint working out maybe it might be okay o split up 4 a while..omg..am a gurl and am telling u how to break up wit ur gurl..lol

Chxta:

O baby, I don taya. Dey go ya own make I dey go my own.

"Oh, girl I'm tired. Why don't you go your way and let me go my own way?"

I second Chxta. If that doesn't work, then try Mamba's AIDS line.

And if you go down the AIDS line, I wonder how you will dispell the rumour that you have AIDS??

am serious,
and for does of u that suggested aid option , abeg i nor want make people run from me o. well thanx all , only a few gave me a good idea , well am still waiting 4 the day i will tell her , thakx all .
ur boi
freaking whispering chani

okay..u still counting daysss??

looks like he is. Just count those days before she carry belle. (oh my gosh.. i spoke pidgin right)

gurl..yes u did..
boy dont count daysss..

Ok let me offer you the last advise I have for you, Just give her a dirty slap and bite her so hard on her nipple.

She will think you a vampire and run away from afar if she gazes at you ..

@ chani "NB. if you are pretty am single ,.........................aight "
that was really really cheesy and a total turn off!!

anyway like i said either you love her or you leave her. and about getting a new girlfriend, first of all you definately need better pick up lines!!! for sure

and @ greatpeter why in the worl does it have to be the NIPPLE? have you done that before?
and @mamba i give up!!!

greatpeter!!!!!!
bite her on her nipple
sheesh..*dirty*

O'boy Greatpeter "Bite her on her nipple?"

You don't want her to breastfeed for life again?

nike4luv:

greatpeter!!!!!!
bite her on her nipple
sheesh, *dirty*

why should he bite her,there must be other way to tell
her he dont want her

i think

I think after considering all of these methods, good old fashion truth will set you free. Tell her it's not going to work out and outline your reasons if you give a shit about her.

Greatpeter:

Ok let me offer you the last advise I have for you, Just give her a dirty slap and bite her so hard on her nipple.

She will think you a vampire and run away from afar if she gazes at you , 

that was precious.
But i prefer this: she walks in and she sees u with a machete, a hot iron and a big stick on the coffee table (or bed). u greet her cheefully, walk over give her a kiss and then bite her on the nipple. she will not return after that

Pls dont y'all crucify me now, i know someone that actually did something along this line.very effective with minimum violence

tell her that i no go do again [/i]

since she is cheating on you! simple! tell her u'r feb up wit the relationship, because she is cheating on you.

NB. if u are pretty am single ,, aight

Lmao already??

So soon?

Hi,
The best solution is for to reduce your sexual intercourse with her, how do i mean, If u go 2 to3 round b4, Reduce it to 1 round and do it as if u are not capable again or suffering from piles.

Or how do u feel.
Pls dont call or alters bad to things (STD) to urself cos we dont know the kind of angel the is passing during that time.

MAKE IT REAL.

wel if it's real that she's cheatin on you and if you've got real evidence on it, just tell her d reality, dat
"GIRL, I'VE FOUND OUT DAT DIS AIN'T REAL LOVE, THERE'S SOMETHIN GOIN ON. I THINK WE SHOULD END THIS RELATIONSHIP."
short, simple n clear

elys, u gotta be kidding, homeboy needs to do a Big shishi on her ( pump her best friend)