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Top 13 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From Your Village by Nobody: 8:11pm On Feb 28, 2012
1) when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko
haram suicide bomber
2) when your only child joins the Nigerian police
force 3) when a Rat eats your name out of all your
original documents
4) When u vomit pounded yam and egusi in
church
during a 3 days fasting and prayer service .
5) Even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly
6) when u mistake super glue for an eye drop
7) If u r a christian in d midst of boko haram
N u e claiming to be a Muslim and your phone
starts ringing "LET SOMEBODY SHOUT
HALLELUYA" cool when you are posted to Maiduguri for NYSC
9) If you are an Arsenal Fan lmao
10) If your car spends more time at †ђξ
mechanic than on †he road
11) If u slap a military man
12) When you fail maths and english in WAEC 13) If you have worked in a company for 10years
without promotion.
Re: Top 13 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From Your Village by Lucario007(m): 8:15pm On Feb 28, 2012
Kudos 2 ur fotocopyin machine. mtcheew.
Re: Top 13 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From Your Village by Nobody: 8:35pm On Feb 28, 2012
Lucario007:

Kudos 2 ur fotocopyin machine. mtcheew.
Park well jooor must u respond
Re: Top 13 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From Your Village by jpilata(m): 9:24pm On Feb 28, 2012
Good work
Re: Top 13 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From Your Village by Natasha2(f): 6:55pm On Feb 29, 2012
Lucario007:

Kudos 2 ur fotocopyin machine. mtcheew.
true angry angry its 15 signs angry
Re: Top 13 Signs To Know Forces Are Following U From Your Village by sutoboy(m): 11:07pm On Feb 29, 2012
nice one

but re u a Muslim?

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