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Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by skales(m): 4:16pm On Mar 06, 2012
15. When you make an Ibo man accountant general in your firm

14. if u have worked in a company for 10 years
without promotion.

13.when you fail maths and english in waec

12.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic
than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko
haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody
shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church
during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

4.when u violation a millatary man`s only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original
documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko
haram suicide bomber
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Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by bunmioguns(m): 4:30pm On Mar 06, 2012
skales:

[s]15. When you make an Ibo man accountant general in your firm[/s]

14. if u have worked in a company for 10 years
without promotion.

13.when you fail maths and english in waec

12.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic
than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko
haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody
shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church
during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

4.when u violation a millatary man`s only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original
documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko
haram suicide bomber
Like

it is nt funny, cant u try and be reasonable for a while. . . . and beside, it had been posted here two times, why must u post it again. . ,. . , . Mr Dan, abeg lock dis damm thread
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by Nobody: 6:30pm On Mar 06, 2012
Mr skales ve seen dis b4 bt u try cool cool
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by bingbagbo(m): 6:50pm On Mar 06, 2012
@ op stup!d man angry angry
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by skales(m): 9:45pm On Mar 06, 2012
~vicky~:

Mr skales ve seen dis b4 bt u try cool cool






Good to know u like the joke
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by Nobody: 1:22am On Mar 07, 2012
j̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ four comments since yesterday? Aww. . .too bad. Haven't Ɣ☺ΰ‎​‎​ figured out why? Well U̶̲̥̅̊ copied ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ pasted slimyem's joke. That's more like stealing! She posted this last week ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ it was funny then, but now hearing it †ђξ second
Tiime ąЙd̶̲̥̅̊ even coming from U̶̲̥̅̊ now makes it worse than dry.
Hmmm. . .well, j̶̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊ƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇̇τ̣̣̥ saying. . .no offence intended
Here. . .dis is †ђξ link, check it out fƠ̴̴̴̴͡я̲̅ yourself. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-881426.0.html
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by skales(m): 7:12am On Mar 07, 2012
angry
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by Onyeasi(m): 7:59am On Mar 07, 2012
old joke. Mtcheewww
Re: Top 15 Signs To Know Forces Are Following You From The Village by Nobody: 3:03pm On Mar 07, 2012
skales:

Good to know u like the joke



who says i like d joke hun!!!! undecided undecided undecided

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