A well-worn N500 note and a similarly distressed N5 note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation. The N500 note reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life," the N500 note proclaimed. "I've been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano and Abuja, the finest restaurants in these cities, performances at Muson Centre and Glover Hall, hottest night clubs all over the country "So tell me," says N500 note, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?" The N5 note replies, "Oh, I've been to the Apostolic & Methodist Church,Redeemed Christian Church,Catholic Church,Deeper Life Bible Church,Baptist Church, Then N500 note interrupts, What is Church? Please help d N500 note go to church.

Jayvin01!!!!!!!!

hey jay ,. . .what did i ask you to do with this thread?

u try

toyinrayo:

hey jay ,. . .what did i ask you to do with this thread?

u said i should publish the whole thing

funny shit

@javin01 ;Dand the 1naira coin comes to me and complains that ure so stingy dat u cant even give it out to the beggars as alms

well done poster.
no only for Aso rock, N500 dey attend service

;d ;d ;d

clemcykul:

@javin01 ;Dand the 1naira coin comes to me and complains that ure so stingy that u can't even give it out to the beggars as alms

LOL---------^{shakes head}

ituen:

well done poster.
no only for Aso rock, N500 dey attend service

hmnnnnnnnnnnnnn

jayvin01:


u said i should publish the whole thing

ur not serious!! when did we talk abt u publishing it?

500 naira dey rock executive coach.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d omg

tope_teadr:

500 naira dey rock executive coach.

LMFAO. . .omg,