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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by freecocoa(f): 3:59pm On Apr 24, 2012
#Youknowitsanigerianmoviewhen#

*Undergraduate girls live in mansions and own more than 4 expensive cars.
*Girls are paid 1 million for one night stands(runs)
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by balo(m): 3:59pm On Apr 24, 2012
u knw its a 9ja movie when an accused in the court room trying to get himself/herself freed, turns 2d judge & say:
"Oluwa mi, kin se ejo mi. eyin na e wo oo".
meaning, "My lord, it is not my fault. see for yourself". den he/she look 2wards d camera angle, face bcom blurred & a clip is shown proving d innocence of d accused, & wen dey return 2d court scene, evry1 shouts "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
and he/she is freed.
very common in yoruba films.

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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Fhemmmy: 4:01pm On Apr 24, 2012
kool J: ...When a housewife who's obviously staying at home is fully dressed in her complete traditional regalia...

That beats me too . . And wearing some 7 inch high heels
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:02pm On Apr 24, 2012
when the setting is in the 80's but the actors/actresses r using IPAD & Bold 5

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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:04pm On Apr 24, 2012
when they paint their faces with chalk/white paint and wear red dresses in the dark(witch scene)
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Mbuko91(m): 4:05pm On Apr 24, 2012
goldylock: When you hear a lot of Gbagaun from top actors!
lmao.....especially eucharia,mr.ibu(his stock in trade)...,etc
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by MrResource(m): 4:06pm On Apr 24, 2012
When Emeka needs a bike and the bike man appears suddenly and acts sooo gentle
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 4:07pm On Apr 24, 2012
When babalawo has screen/projector on which he makes his clients "see" what

actually happened or what led to what.
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:07pm On Apr 24, 2012
when a gunshot sounds like the echo from a drum
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by jify(f): 4:08pm On Apr 24, 2012
this thread is so funny
... when the actresses in the same movie keeps exchange ear-rings and necklace. Rita dominic wears an ear-ring in one scene and the next scene another actress wears the same ear-ring.
don't know why the camera keeps showing on almost every movie. most times i look out for the camera showing.
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:10pm On Apr 24, 2012
when they drink a bottle of gulder and get drunk
when a policeman chants incantations in order to make an arrest!
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 4:11pm On Apr 24, 2012
jify: this thread is so funny
... when the actresses in the same movie keeps exchange ear-rings and necklace. Rita dominic wears an ear-ring in one scene and the next scene another actress wears the same ear-ring.
don't know why the camera keeps showing on almost every movie. most times i look out for the camera showing.

When rita wears her afro wig, u see chioma chukwuka wear it in another scene

i look out for the camera too .
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 4:12pm On Apr 24, 2012

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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:13pm On Apr 24, 2012
when you see "TO BE CONTINUED", "WATCH OUT FOR PART2"

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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 4:13pm On Apr 24, 2012
shocked
outline: when the setting is in the 80's but the actors/actresses r using IPAD & Bold 5


Do they really shoot movies that depict '80s setting
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 4:14pm On Apr 24, 2012
When there's a bar fight with table full of bottles yet not a single broken

They re so careful, cant afford to break a bottle of coke.
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:15pm On Apr 24, 2012
kool J: shocked


Do they really shoot movies that depict '80s setting

OFcourse! guess you ddnt subscribe for AFRICA MAGIC grin
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Zi: 4:19pm On Apr 24, 2012
When Emeka Ike (& co) as old as he is, is always a uni student with back pack chasing girls around. Emeka Ike is 40 from my guess, why must he be featuring in campus scenes as student!

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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by amosy007: 4:20pm On Apr 24, 2012
Fhemmmy: When a vehicle they left home with is different from the one they had an accident with . . . tongue
Saw one movie, they left home with Black Range Rover and when they claim they had an accident, they were inside a black pathfinder . . . Who are they fooling?
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by MrResource(m): 4:21pm On Apr 24, 2012
when the film is being shot in a village,something bad happens to an actor/actress...
You see two villagers[strange faces] walking down the road carrying firewood, and... they stop...next thing is ''did you hear...''
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by amosy007: 4:21pm On Apr 24, 2012
Fhemmmy: When a vehicle they left home with is different from the one they had an accident with . . . tongue
Saw one movie, they left home with Black Range Rover and when they claim they had an accident, they were inside a black pathfinder . . . Who are they fooling?
U ofcos ...no be u dey watch am?
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by odedipapa(m): 4:21pm On Apr 24, 2012
Wen u hear but d bakground music instead of dialogue
Wen d movie ends wit either a Pastor,an Alfa or a native Doctor
Wen dey always av to remembr sumtin dt happened in d past
Wen adverts run for 20mins n d movie itself is 45mins
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:21pm On Apr 24, 2012
When a college student looks as old as his father
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by koolJ1(f): 4:22pm On Apr 24, 2012
outline:

OFcourse! guess you ddnt subscribe for AFRICA MAGIC grin

I dnt even watch nollywood,don't have the stomach for it. I jst laugh my butt off when when my friends pick out the unending faults or I peek at a scene or two. The lapses are just unbearable
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:22pm On Apr 24, 2012
when yu see 5 YEARS AFTER, and the person still looks the same

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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by aieromon(m): 4:22pm On Apr 24, 2012
A stranger walks into your living room and you ask ''How did you enter my house?''
No knock,nothing.smh

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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by outline: 4:23pm On Apr 24, 2012
kool J:

I dnt even watch nollywood,don't have the stomach for it. I jst laugh my butt off when when my friends pick out the unending faults or I peek at a scene or two. The lapses are just unbearable

its hilarious! you should see it, more comedy than AY SHOW grin
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Zi: 4:25pm On Apr 24, 2012
The most annoying of all to me is d background song to A Million Tears

'You are the treasure that I seeked'
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by jify(f): 4:26pm On Apr 24, 2012
Zi: When Emeka Ike (& co) as old as he is, is always a uni student with back pack chasing girls around. Emeka Ike is 40 from my guess, why must he be featuring in campus scenes as student!
my thoughts, even jim iyke, ramsey noah, mercy johnson, rita dominic, chika ike. with all the young men and women queuing up for acting roles.

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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by timpaker(m): 4:27pm On Apr 24, 2012
when some is shot through the window without the glass shattering.
When every problem is been caused by someone in the village.
When couples always cover themselves wih thick blanket while kpecusing.
When all mother-in-law are always wicked.
When a gun is fired with torn paper scattering in the air.
When Aki and Pawpaw are always regarded as kids despite having to kiss an oversize chick on set.
To be continued....
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Zi: 4:28pm On Apr 24, 2012
The most annoying of all to me is d background song to A Million Tears

'You are the treasure that I [b][/b]seeked'
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by jify(f): 4:28pm On Apr 24, 2012
when u see a father and his daughter and u wonder who is older

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