O.lateef:
Where pastor says u must marry someone with good faith whereas pastor marry d most beautiful gurl in d church....

Lol...

Na wa.....ona funny no be small........


Well time will keep revealing who realy are servants of Yahweh and followers of his son.......

Jesus said""by there fruits we shall know them""

When once a church practices things contrary to Jesus's words,principles and actions then we shuld double chech that church.....

When a church won't follow d blue print set by Jesus through d apostles and early christians,then we gotta scrutinize such chirches.....

When a church realizes its standard or doctrines are way below bible standards and stubbornly refuses to make adjustments to allign its teachings with d bible ,then we shuld be ready to know what to do.............

D bible shuld be our yard stick,and if a church won't wanna measure up or refuses to measure up,its clear how we shuld define that church......

D most annoying part is where pastors have become so rich from there followers and d followers still can't realize that they are been plundered off there belongings is what drives me nuts.......

A pastor drives a limozine to church or stroles around with his private jet and with body guards strapped around with guns and d members can't still understand that its immoral to do that......
Then I just wonder how mant tink....

lepasharon: churches that celebrate:
new year
easter
christmas
mothers day
fathers day
haloween

churches that:
tell you jesus is god
tell you its ok to eat pork
preach the trinity

Well you are not christian. If i m right, you don't use the bible maybe from HOY (if you know what i am talking about)

Mr Heavenly Judge, representing God in Judging The Body of Christ!.
Tow things that made you create this your post is:
1. Poverty
2. lack of Knowledge.
3. Heavenly Conscious and earthly Useless.
4. Religious.
Am not judging you because God has created you a free moral being but i just want you to know where you've never studied in the Scripture before you came up with that posts you created out of SIGHT.
1. Mr Judge, What should Church Preach-Is it SIN or Heaven.
2. Mr Judge, How much was your offering last time (#50, 100 or highest 200)whereas those BAD churches your condeming are giving (Clean 100,000 as least offering per sunday and every weekly activities). If God hate offering, what did he do to solomon. or what is he saying in Malachi 3:8-10
3. the only problem is that you are not filled with the HolySpirit. If you are filled with the HolyGhost, then you will automatically become a SON of God (Romans 8:14, John 1:12, Acts 1:cool i don't want to say much thing to you because you don't study the scripture by the inspiration of the HolyGhost for Him to reveal the mysteries of the Kingdom of God that was given to you to know(Mark 4:11)and that is why you thought that Poverty here on earth to go to Heaven is Prosperity in Heaven....Men! Its a BIG RELIGIOUS LIE(check, lazarus was a poor but righteous man, and when he died and got to heaven-he had to be under papa Abraham who rich on earth.) if you are poor and hoping to go to heaven, its well with you! Heaven is where you will go Certainly if you have received Christ in your life....but hoping to be rich there, men! sorry, you've got to serve somebody. Jesus did not make you a place in Heaven but on earth to have DOMINION and carry on the creation process... So!if na SIN oboy no Vex,Sin no b d problem wit u d problem b say u dey sin-conscious! and 4 buying private jet go see am 4 bible (Deuteronomy 8:1cool....I no want talk 2 u- just go give ur life 2 christ and try to be filled with d Holy Ghost, na Him alone go Change Ur MIND....(Romans 12:2,Ephesians 4:22-23,)Finally, before i go for my planned Goals 2day, check dix wit ur mind,.... person wey wane 2 dey hear say HE IS A SINNER at all time and go run to go answer altar call for forgiveness of Sins and person wey Just Believe say His sins are forgiven and dat he is no more a sinner and is under the leadership of the Holy Ghost-no Vex who dey go heaven.
Here is it,
1. You need 4 Power for Wealth (Deuteronomy 8:1cool who is the Holy Ghost (Acts 1:cool
2. You need to Study the Scripture and not Open ur eyes and be a religious church-chief judge.
3. the d secret of d life of jesus (Isaiah 11:2-4) d vs 3 said dix "and he will delight in the fear of the Lord.

He will not judge by what he sees with his eyes,
or decide by what he hears with his ears; "
God Bless You, and try 2 understand the Principle of Posterity and then Posper! Because God delights in your Prosperity (Psalms 35:27) If u no prosper, how can u fianace d gospel of christ 2 b preached all over d world.

THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY. I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK THAT ALL NAIRALANDERS ARE FOOLISH & CARNAL.

Those that put on trousers and wear clothes that display some part of their breast.

No church will lead you to hell.....The choice of where to spend eternity lies with you!

solidbroda: If You Attends Theses Kind Of Churches, Your Hell Fire Is So Sure

Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie.
Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering.
Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing.
Churches that encourages material competition.
Churches that you cannot afford to send your kids to their private schools after your contributions.
Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves.
Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear.
Church leaders who only prophesy footbal, bad things to occur without providing way out. sign of marketing their churches.
Jerry coils church filled pastors.
Churches were ladies put on skirt that would flatter their figure so much that the church would ignore.
Churches in which the choir master bleeps almost all the choir ladies and yet the man is still serving.
Churches that would preach about salvation ones in a year.
You can add yours too

Makes no sense. If you can't afford the school fees, its probably because the standard of the school is equivalent to the fees. Should the standard be reduced?

"Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie" - Senseless! Its called evangelism.

"Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering" -Senseless! Tithes and offerings are not hammered well enough, they are necessary info.

"Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing." -Senseless! They don't usually encourage that, they encourage people to come just the way they are.

"Churches that encourages material competition." - Elaborate

"Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves." - I agree with you

"Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear." - Who does that?

I'm bored, can't continue..

Just noticed that some Muslim peeps are dropping their opinions...well religious war on NL looming.
I just don't want some Muslim brothers threatening they will bomb, or decimate some christian brother or, even blow up Nairaland ('cause you can't handle the honest truth about your religion).

poverty and sickness is another think that attract people , Jesus is the way ,click my signature now for the biggest offer so far in Nigeria history 18+ only

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Lmao........

Y do they need bodyguards??

They are now like celebrities and cocaine dealers that need bodyguards strapped up with 9mm ,protecting them......

Its pathetic what these pastors have turned christianity into....

Some will soon attack me,telling me Jesus had his disciples surrounding him and that peter did use a sword on an army guard.....

Sometimes I wonder where these apologists keep there brains[/quote] nobody wl atack u because u hav done atack urself.

989900: Just noticed that some Muslim peeps are dropping their opinions...well religious war on NL looming.
I just don't want some Muslim brothers threatening they will bomb, or decimate some christian brother or, even blow up Nairaland ('cause you can't handle the honest truth about your religion).

LOL, now d truth is bitter nd a bomb to u?, seek for d truth nd d truth shall set u free, religious war my feet

lepasharon: churches that celebrate:
new year
easter
christmas
mothers day
fathers day
haloween

churches that:
tell you jesus is god
tell you its ok to eat pork
preach the trinity

sori but some of dis ar d basics of xtianity and if u dnt do them u arent a xtian. Peace.

bvc:

Makes no sense. If you can't afford the school fees, its probably because the standard of the school is equivalent to the fees. Should the standard be reduced?

"Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie" - Senseless! Its called evangelism.

"Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering" -Senseless! Tithes and offerings are not hammered well enough, they are necessary info.

"Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing." -Senseless! They don't usually encourage that, they encourage people to come just the way they are.

"Churches that encourages material competition." - Elaborate

"Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves." - I agree with you

"Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear." - Who does that?

I'm bored, can't continue..

u ar jst ignorant

Nigerians are about the only people on earth who believe church-going and membership of any particular church is the way to Heaven. Churches in Nigeria are business concerns and only the foolish and gullible fall into their trap. What with churches where the banners with pictures of the pastor and pastor mrs are the logo of the church. Be wise as serpents and gentle as doves... Jesus himslef said it...

ezeuba: What with churches where the banners with pictures of the pastor and pastor mrs are the logo of the church. Be wise as serpents and gentle as doves... Jesus himslef said it...

Something I was about to share. Nice point.

Churches dat encourage MASTURBATN. Churches where d congregation drop their offerings at d feet of deir pastor

Churches that support homosexuals.

lepasharon: churches that celebrate:
new year
easter
christmas
mothers day
fathers day
haloween

churches that:
tell you jesus is god
tell you its ok to eat pork
preach the trinity

Without even checking ur profile, I'm 99% sure dat u r a muslim. All I can tell u is 2 accept d truth cos Jesus is d Way,Truth and Life. U cannot come unto d Father xcept thru Him. He is God. If u don't accept Him, u r doomed 4 destruction cos d end of ur own belief is destruction.

haibe:
sori but some of dis ar d basics of xtianity and if u dnt do them u arent a xtian. Peace.

.seconded.tel dem.useless new evil innovation.

oh oh religion and ignorance, my pple preish 4 lack of knowledge, infact i pity dat guys dat posted dis thread, u need de holy ghost 2 teach u wat christianity is all abt. On till den u will be free frm religion

solidbroda: If You Attends Theses Kind Of Churches, Your Hell Fire Is So Sure

Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie.
Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering.
Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing.
Churches that encourages material competition.
Churches that you cannot afford to send your kids to their private schools after your contributions.
Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves.
Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear.
Church leaders who only prophesy footbal, bad things to occur without providing way out. sign of marketing their churches.
Jerry coils church filled pastors.
Churches were ladies put on skirt that would flatter their figure so much that the church would ignore.
Churches in which the choir master bleeps almost all the choir ladies and yet the man is still serving.
Churches that would preach about salvation ones in a year.
You can add yours too

you no be GOD naa...leave it for GOD almighty to JUdge

[stupid=uhonmora].

...churches who purchase private jets and claim is for the work of the ministry.[/quote]

U must be crazy......if nt work of God it will be work of your father.

Pastor Kun: @Topic
The church one attends does not determine if one would go to hell, however on must be very careful cause the church we attend influences us heavily and can actually lead one to or away from salvation. What is more important though is our personal relationship with God and following the teachings of christ.

Very wonderful! Absolutely well said!!

Din't wanna say anything @ first, but now I must. It is somewhat incomprehensible but totally unapologetically to label these churches in the manner in which @ poster just did.

These are my findings and truth about these churches:

Pastors of these days now use a whole Sunday service to preach about tithes.
Churches now devote time and prayers for tithers and none for non-thithers.
Most Pentecostal Pastors are dubious. They often guessed and call out 3 or more people with problems to come out for special prayers (it's not a rocket science)
Coincidentally, most of these Pastors have similar past with same story of how they are blessed with monetary gift (Something thought in Bible school)
Churches have now abandoned the "give to your neighbour" slogan but would rather tell you to give to the church.
Churches now make you feel bad for not having enough, always quoting "Jesus was rich", and "it is a sin to be poor" (Not all will be rich: Word!)
Churches encourages people to steal in order not to be left out when others are giving testimonies.
Pentecostal Churches discriminate between the rich and those struggling.
The mega Churches now take upto 4 different offerings from its congregation

* I notice some malamu and apoche Xtians saying the Church does not force you to give. Really? Have you heard some Pastors preach their Armageddon sermon? They scare the Poo out of their congregations. They condemn those not tithing and even go as far as saying they would die with gun shots if not tithing (ask Creflo Dollar)

Most of these Churches even sell prayers and anointing by calling out people to the altar base on the amount of money you have.

Gandhi once said "I like your Christ, not your Christians, your Christians are unlike your Christ". Food for thought for all Xtians including Pastor lovers.

churs dat als conderms orda pastors, we 2 dey find fault 4 dis country sef

masotemi: No church will lead you to hell.....The choice of where to spend eternity lies with you!

.

Baba, park well. Who told u dat? I pity u. Don't u know dat wen u get accustomed to false teachings, u won't even know wen u begin 2 compromise ur faith and become lukewarm. Salvation is a personal tin but if d doctrines of ur church is against God's word, i'll advise u 2 RUN (Flee every appearance of evil)

church wey pastor dey do jerry coil, n wey slapping na their culture.

churches that a member won't goto church cos he doesn't have tittle to contribute
churches that willingly opens a kiosk branch beside beer parlour and pubs
@op those kinda churches are clubs, they both start with c and virtually same thing happens in both cases besides smoking(no be sin though)

youngbesttips: Mr Heavenly Judge, representing God in Judging The Body of Christ!.
Tow things that made you create this your post is:
1. Poverty
2. lack of Knowledge.
3. Heavenly Conscious and earthly Useless.
4. Religious.
Am not judging you because God has created you a free moral being but i just want you to know where you've never studied in the Scripture before you came up with that posts you created out of SIGHT.
1. Mr Judge, What should Church Preach-Is it SIN or Heaven.
2. Mr Judge, How much was your offering last time (#50, 100 or highest 200)whereas those BAD churches your condeming are giving (Clean 100,000 as least offering per sunday and every weekly activities). If God hate offering, what did he do to solomon. or what is he saying in Malachi 3:8-10
3. the only problem is that you are not filled with the HolySpirit. If you are filled with the HolyGhost, then you will automatically become a SON of God (Romans 8:14, John 1:12, Acts 1: i don't want to say much thing to you because you don't study the scripture by the inspiration of the HolyGhost for Him to reveal the mysteries of the Kingdom of God that was given to you to know(Mark 4:11)and that is why you thought that Poverty here on earth to go to Heaven is Prosperity in Heaven....Men! Its a BIG RELIGIOUS LIE(check, lazarus was a poor but righteous man, and when he died and got to heaven-he had to be under papa Abraham who rich on earth.) if you are poor and hoping to go to heaven, its well with you! Heaven is where you will go Certainly if you have received Christ in your life....but hoping to be rich there, men! sorry, you've got to serve somebody. Jesus did not make you a place in Heaven but on earth to have DOMINION and carry on the creation process... So!if na SIN oboy no Vex,Sin no b d problem wit u d problem b say u dey sin-conscious! and 4 buying private jet go see am 4 bible (Deuteronomy 8:18)....I no want talk 2 u- just go give ur life 2 christ and try to be filled with d Holy Ghost, na Him alone go Change Ur MIND....(Romans 12:2,Ephesians 4:22-23,)Finally, before i go for my planned Goals 2day, check dix wit ur mind,.... person wey wane 2 dey hear say HE IS A SINNER at all time and go run to go answer altar call for forgiveness of Sins and person wey Just Believe say His sins are forgiven and dat he is no more a sinner and is under the leadership of the Holy Ghost-no Vex who dey go heaven.
Here is it,
1. You need 4 Power for Wealth (Deuteronomy 8:18) who is the Holy Ghost (Acts 1:
2. You need to Study the Scripture and not Open ur eyes and be a religious church-chief judge.
3. the d secret of d life of jesus (Isaiah 11:2-4) d vs 3 said dix "and he will delight in the fear of the Lord.

He will not judge by what he sees with his eyes,
or decide by what he hears with his ears; "
God Bless You, and try 2 understand the Principle of Posterity and then Posper! Because God delights in your Prosperity (Psalms 35:27) If u no prosper, how can u fianace d gospel of christ 2 b preached all over d world.

all oda post na soso yeye

bvc:

Makes no sense. If you can't afford the school fees, its probably because the standard of the school is equivalent to the fees. Should the standard be reduced?

"Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie" - Senseless! Its called evangelism.

"Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering" -Senseless! Tithes and offerings are not hammered well enough, they are necessary info.

"Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing." -Senseless! They don't usually encourage that, they encourage people to come just the way they are.

"Churches that encourages material competition." - Elaborate

"Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves." - I agree with you

"Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear." - Who does that?

I'm bored, can't continue..

bvc:

Makes no sense. If you can't afford the school fees, its probably because the standard of the school is equivalent to the fees. Should the standard be reduced?

"Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie" - Senseless! Its called evangelism.

"Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering" -Senseless! Tithes and offerings are not hammered well enough, they are necessary info.

"Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing." -Senseless! They don't usually encourage that, they encourage people to come just the way they are.

"Churches that encourages material competition." - Elaborate

"Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves." - I agree with you

"Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear." - Who does that?

I'm bored, can't continue..

bvc:

Makes no sense. If you can't afford the school fees, its probably because the standard of the school is equivalent to the fees. Should the standard be reduced?

"Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie" - Senseless! Its called evangelism.

"Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering" -Senseless! Tithes and offerings are not hammered well enough, they are necessary info.

"Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing." -Senseless! They don't usually encourage that, they encourage people to come just the way they are.

"Churches that encourages material competition." - Elaborate

"Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves." - I agree with you

"Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear." - Who does that?

I'm bored, can't continue..

Tell me the church u are attending and I will tell u where u are going. And if u are not attending any. Am so so sorry for u. Thank God u are not in the Dana plane. Second chance awaits u. Don't enter that ur poor car without accepting Jesus. And others pls pray for this man. That's what he needs. I think this is not the worst thread rather the best thread thru which many including solidbroda

bvc:

Makes no sense. If you can't afford the school fees, its probably because the standard of the school is equivalent to the fees. Should the standard be reduced?

"Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie" - Senseless! Its called evangelism.

"Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering" -Senseless! Tithes and offerings are not hammered well enough, they are necessary info.

"Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing." -Senseless! They don't usually encourage that, they encourage people to come just the way they are.

"Churches that encourages material competition." - Elaborate

"Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves." - I agree with you

"Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear." - Who does that?

I'm bored, can't continue..

bvc:

Makes no sense. If you can't afford the school fees, its probably because the standard of the school is equivalent to the fees. Should the standard be reduced?

"Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie" - Senseless! Its called evangelism.

"Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering" -Senseless! Tithes and offerings are not hammered well enough, they are necessary info.

"Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing." -Senseless! They don't usually encourage that, they encourage people to come just the way they are.

"Churches that encourages material competition." - Elaborate

"Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves." - I agree with you

"Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear." - Who does that?

I'm bored, can't continue..

bvc:

Makes no sense. If you can't afford the school fees, its probably because the standard of the school is equivalent to the fees. Should the standard be reduced?

"Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie" - Senseless! Its called evangelism.

"Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering" -Senseless! Tithes and offerings are not hammered well enough, they are necessary info.

"Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing." -Senseless! They don't usually encourage that, they encourage people to come just the way they are.

"Churches that encourages material competition." - Elaborate

"Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves." - I agree with you

"Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear." - Who does that?

I'm bored, can't continue..

Tell me the church u are attending and I will tell u where u are going. And if u are not attending any. Am so so sorry for u. Thank God u are not in the Dana plane. Second chance awaits u. Don't enter that ur poor car without accepting Jesus. And others pls pray for this man. That's what he needs. I think this is not the worst thread rather the best thread thru which many including solidbroda will come to the real knowledge of the word of truth as spoken by our different men of God.

solidbroda: @youngbesttips. unfortunately i was not able to read your entire article. but i noticed you said i was poor. Well, my second car is a Benz E350 2011 full option and i bought it new. i mean fresh, not toks. My question is, can you even afford a Honda bulldog toks? if you have a car, did you buy it new? If no, you are so poooor.
my final verdict, your brainwashing has exceeded a point of no return. needless to say that church was brought by the white to engage the poor so that they would have a promise of after life. Even yet, those white who brought in churches do or no less practice what they brought or not as how crazy we are about churches here. (common sense is rare reason brainwashing is common). Even a church who goes by a revival theme ''point and kill'', ''1000 husbands'' among many others is only using marketing techniques. well, did you know about the latest scandals of the churches of Rome? i bet you don't.

I kinda really think you going to hell is ur personal decision. No body makes it for ya. God has been so kind enough not to hide :is words from us. Now that's why we got His words as bibles everywhere. Know God for u and be saved. What is God saying? Not som pastor or pop. Gone are the days only a few were privillaged to Gods words. Know God for ur self. Oh! Have we forgotten what christainity is all about? LIKE CHRIST. In real essence, christainity ain't a religion, it's a way of life. What church I attend can sure greatly influence way decission but not make the final decission for me. KNOW GOD FOR YOURSELF. It's ur free will and free decission.