you are a very proud person and u lack maturity

Himi15:

megxo: If You Attends Theses Kind Of Churches, Your Hell Fire Is So Sure

Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie.
Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering.
Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing.
Churches that encourages material competition.
Churches that you cannot afford to send your kids to their private schools after your contributions.
Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves.
Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear.
Church leaders who only prophesy footbal, bad things to occur without providing way out. sign of marketing their churches.
Jerry coils church filled pastors.
Churches were ladies put on skirt that would flatter their figure so much that the church would ignore.
Churches in which the choir master bleeps almost all the choir ladies and yet the man is still serving.
Churches that would preach about salvation ones in a year.
You can add yours too....................etc, etc.....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah...............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,pls fellows stop embarrasin urself or rather wash d dirty linen inside
dont u knw muslims are readin these too

Churches that encourage and in fact hold promiscuous gay and homosexual weddings
Churches that makes your heart skip each time you decide to go there .
Churches a poor man cannot stroll in for prayers.
Churches that within your heart,you know the people there are far better than you but out of your own greed you still go
Churches that does lucky dips, bonanza and misinterpreting with the real harzest bazaar just to fool unsuspecting members.
Churches that both their interiors and exteriors including the architectural building looks like federal palace hotel or a banking.
But guys really with all these happening so fast,don't you think we are at the apocalyptic end times ?
Am 30 and I am already thinking 60
When I was 19 as a boy,telling my father about relationships would be suicidal,
But now a 19 year old is already proposing marriage ?
Are u still reading ? Okay just keep reading.
During my parents time,there wasn't more of plane crashes but now plane drops like paper kites from skies.
Americans had never believed they would see a black president in this life time in white house but they did.
Every thing u must transact on must have a generally accepted code,ur bb pin,passwords,credit and debit cards so that you will have cash but must use the cards.
Non academic scholars are now our image of who kids want to be wen they gro up no more the wole soyoinkas and achebes,the shakespears,because they cannot afford not to quickly taste the good life since everything is moving fastly before the trumpet sounds.
New unbreakable records that we all thought was unbeatable life records are now being over broken.
Places that we all crave and relish to visit as young poor kids are now like stroll places to us,I mean my people visit jand,the carribeans like fish ponds without counting costs again.
We used to and can recite schools and universities in all their totality including their PMB mail bags just incase you might need to write them,but I can tell you that right in your backward a university exists which. You never had heard of its name before.
Young educated adults of two year old relationship just suddenly kill themselves or a young and hopeful man suddenly commits suicide because of bully something we never used to take seriously and even the bullied bullies back or commits suicide because of a premiership football where he or she stays far off in a remote area of the country and the club might not even know the village or the country's name not too talk of the persons fisrt name.
I know am not the only person thinking this way but this is how I feel deep inside of me ang I guess the end time is getting closer by the hour.
Please for some of who still cannot understand these things I want you to get closer to God and youi will amazed about these things.
People will hate you,you will loose your friends and even family and even that Church or place or worship you attend will scare you,you will rather want to have fellowship with God in your house.
Please don't get me wrong this is strictly for spiritually minded people of conscience that believe in God Almighty.
Take a pause before you take that next step and ponder around deeply about all these things both here and globally only very few people will agree because only very few will be chosen.
I am as scared as anyone but stronger in spirit as I hardly read my Bible these days buy still get filled spiritually-end times-
I worked hard on my job but still don't feel the job until I start getting vigilante about these times.
Check how often yoi easily get provoked and wondered why you over reacted and blew it up extensively on nothing that is so important.
Have u wondered how you went to that expensive eatery and hotel to eat nonchallantly food and drinks you don't really want or you don't just feel like you hungry after almost a whole day evev when you are not fasting.
See never blame anyone falsely including that guy that killed himself for it wasn't him but a0 sign of the end times,lil things will irritate you and if you are not vigilant about these end times you will get tested and conform by loosing it,just like that pastor gets tested and committed adultery or find yourself doing things you would never had expected someone with sound pedigree and nature would do e.g drinking heavily,sex and drugs,
I had once been provoked and it was just last year and I got so irritated and heartbroken that I locked up myself in my room thinking someone would come say sorry or console me but to my utmost surprise I started feeling chickening and empty and right there a stare at my ceiling suddenly inspired me getting a rope to probably hang myself.
To Almighty God,I had written about a nine-page suicide with my own hands but whether I was joking or not that was what I encountered and it only took a strong and ever spirited Jesus boy like me to get back to my sense because I was actually going to do it-suicide but like end time mysteries,if these things don't happen to you and you call yourself a child of God,please retrace and be more vigilant.
See the bad will become good and the good will become bad,but my friend never expect it good because the bad at these times are the good and the bad is good.
Please be at alert,don't loose it,the days might look longer and the nights colder but I can tell you that is what am experiencing also,no one knows the actual times but we all know it happen.
More funnier is that a lot of the pastors both fake and real know these times but none will be able to preach it anymore,so the pains and the truth would only be in everyones heart and the saved will clearly identify with what is of good or bad with without a church,pastor,or fellowship but the truth in your heart leaves you over fulfilled with inner happiness even when to others you look ugly,downcast but deep in your are the missing grip everyone is chasing but can't find because a lot have completely lost it including so called child and well respected Men of God so inorder to fulfill Vague happiness they seek for materialistic pleasure cars,beautiful houses,fat accounts,but completely spiritually empty more reasons you go to some churches and other worship centre you get surprised about what some pastors say that makes you wonder if arr actually in a church
-end times
A church that hold a raffle draw and bonanza might sound innovative but if you follow the end time awareness mindset you will be more amazed about more things that wound astound you that you too have been partaking in thing you among the right people but millions don't even know because they don't know what they do.the ratio most times is incredible !imagine a ratio of about 4- 100 isn't that incredible.
Please let someone who still feel this way sometimes ignore the whims and caprices of the ununderstandables and stick to that inner voice of yours seeing the true light,it is in your and not your face,good to look good but it is in the heart for that is where the truth lies and happiness also.these are. Signs of the end times !

@solidbrOda truth is dt most churches according to scriptures r not gud, "...men whose God is their belly... Anoda says "and they ll keep for themselves teachers who shall teach them what they want to hear...." But if u spoke in general terms without targetting specific churches, I wud have seen reasons with you. Secondly, one who has wealth does not brag about what he has, my guess is that you've not even entered a mercedez E350, cos one who is wealthy wudn't have this kind of time visiting nairaland and raising topics, it's either u r idle, or u r suffering from poverty disillusions. Get real bro, everyman has a right to choose a path for himself, I wouldn't judge you but your original post has, it tells me u r no where near the faith. So check urself again.

solidbroda: @youngbesttips. unfortunately i was not able to read your entire article. but i noticed you said i was poor. Well, my second car is a Benz E350 2011 full option and i bought it new. i mean fresh, not toks. My question is, can you even afford a Honda bulldog toks? if you have a car, did you buy it new? If no, you are so poooor.
my final verdict, your brainwashing has exceeded a point of no return. needless to say that church was brought by the white to engage the poor so that they would have a promise of after life. Even yet, those white who brought in churches do or no less practice what they brought or not as how crazy we are about churches here. (common sense is rare reason brainwashing is common). Even a church who goes by a revival theme ''point and kill'', ''1000 husbands'' among many others is only using marketing techniques. well, did you know about the latest scandals of the churches of Rome? i bet you don't.

Owning a car is not a measure of wealth

Pastor Kun: @Topic
The church one attends does not determine if one would go to hell, however on must be very careful cause the church we attend influences us heavily and can actually lead one to or away from salvation. What is more important though is our personal relationship with God and following the teachings of christ.

yes u are 100% right.

Some churches can actually send u to hell bt all mosques are hell colleges, graduate from there by bombing innocent citizens and go straight to HELL.

Worst thread i have even seen. Na jealousy dey kill u na

Another brain-washed fellow

@ youngbesttips, so having dominion over God's creation means amassing as much wealth as one can from church proceeds? Ha...!

@ poster is not talking about prosperity for himself but the enrichment of church owners or overseers with offerings, tithes, donations, pledges etc.

The emphasis of the gospel should be more on sin and repentance than on prosperity and miracles...simple

that makes it all churches all over the world

ijawkid:

Hehehehehe

Mayb soon they'll need space shuttles to preach d gospel within micro seconds.....

Lol

very soon there will explore mars 2 preach d gospel there meanwhile ppl arround them neva repent lolz...

TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT, ANY CHURCH THAT ENCOURAGES LADIES TO WEAR TROUSES, SAYING CHRISTIANITY IS A TIN OF THE HEART NOT THE APPEARANCE IS NOT HEAVEN CONTIOUS. THEY'RE ONLY AFTER THE MONEY NOT THE SOUL.

safarigirl: Just talk wetin dey your mind, na Catholic you dey talk of, abi? @ OP, Churches that encourage the congregation to condemn other churches. 2. Churches where the pastor reads the Bible upside down. 3. Churches where every member of the congregation speaks in tongues, but nobody interpretes. 4. Churches where each member's place in 'Heaven' is determined by how much he donates to the church. 5. Churches where the pastor performs all sorts of 'miracles' daily, even to the point of 'curing' AIDS and cancer. 6. Churches that have monthly 'revivals' where they 'cast' and 'bind' every 'demon' tormenting worshippers.

Let everyone that speak, speak like an oracle of GOD. Quote according to the scripture not by sentiments. Study to show thyself approved

lastpage:
In 2012?
1.) Jesus Christ is Jesus Christ....SON of God. Period.
2.) God is God, Jehovah is His name, He is the Spiritual FATHER of Jesus Christ. (Joseph the Carpenter was his earthly father)
3.) Holy Spirit is Holy Spirit, "the Spiritual Power" with which God accomplishes things.

[size=14pt]That they "work together or are in complete Harmony is TRUE " ....but does not make them "coalesce or erase their individuality"![/size]

Anyone who calls him/herself a Christian and cannot understand this three simple sentences, needs a healing!
Stop preaching bulshyte pleaze!

Lastpage!

goodmorn, ow re u? if u don't believe in d trinity, well that's u. 2012 has nothing to do wit it, 'Jesus Christ The Same Yesterday, Today And Forever' Heb 13:8. Jesus Christ said 'I and My Father are one' in the NT. Read Phil 2:5-11. for trinity, read 1Jn 5:17. God Bless!

Shakdut: Oh! Na tru o. How many miracle self performd by jesu,where here in nigeria,na everyday,dey ar perform miracle even jesus nt fit get power reach dem

dear, ow re u? Jesus Christ did a lot of miracles and promised us that we ll do greater things Jn 14:24

lepasharon: churches that celebrate:
new year
easter
christmas
mothers day
fathers day
haloween

churches that:
tell you jesus is god
tell you its ok to eat pork
preach the trinity

The ones that preach 72 virgins, violence, Do not preach about Jesus as the son of God, Celebrate 30 days fasting,

lepasharon: churches that celebrate:
new year
easter
christmas
mothers day
fathers day
haloween

churches that:
tell you jesus is god
tell you its ok to eat pork
preach the trinity

The ones that preach 72 virgins, violence, Do not preach about Jesus as the son of God, Celebrate 30 days fasting, do gymnastic for prayers!

Ekuzzy:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah...............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,pls fellows stop embarrasin urself or rather wash d dirty linen inside
dont u knw muslims are readin these too

lepashoron

shayhune:


Without even checking ur profile, I'm 99% sure dat u r a muslim. All I can tell u is 2 accept d truth cos Jesus is d Way,Truth and Life. U cannot come unto d Father xcept thru Him. He is God. If u don't accept Him, u r doomed 4 destruction cos d end of ur own belief is destruction.

lepasharon: churches that celebrate:
new year
easter
christmas
mothers day
fathers day
haloween

churches that:
tell you jesus is god
tell you its ok to eat pork
preach the trinity

just for sharon!!!
Places that preach 72 virgins, violence, Do not preach about Jesus as the son of God, Celebrate 30 days fasting, do gymnastic for prayers!

Ekuzzy:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah...............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,pls fellows stop embarrasin urself or rather wash d dirty linen inside
dont u knw muslims are readin these too

When do you intend to stop being a hypocrite? Did the OP mention anything about muslims or islam?....lakumn deenukum walyadeen...(Your is for u and ours is for us) ...

Ekuzzy:

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah...............hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,pls fellows stop embarrasin urself or rather wash d dirty linen inside
dont u knw muslims are readin these too

When do you intend to stop being α̲̅ hypocrite

solidbroda: If You Attends Theses Kind Of Churches, Your Hell Fire Is So Sure

Churches that market their programs as if they want to sell big time like mimi and indomie.
Churches that tell you first thing in the morning about tithe and offering.
Churches that encourage mini skirt, and all kinds of flamboyant dressing.
Churches that encourages material competition.
Churches that you cannot afford to send your kids to their private schools after your contributions.
Churches that would hardly donate to charity, or even if they do, it is just to promote themselves.
Churches that would always tell you what you want to hear.
Church leaders who only prophesy footbal, bad things to occur without providing way out. sign of marketing their churches.
Jerry coils church filled pastors.
Churches were ladies put on skirt that would flatter their figure so much that the church would ignore.
Churches in which the choir master bleeps almost all the choir ladies and yet the man is still serving.
Churches that would preach about salvation ones in a year.
You can add yours too

EVEN WITOUT MENTIONING THEIR NAMES, I DON KNW D CHURCHES YU ARE REFERRING TO.... lolzzzz
buh wait oooooooooo, WATIN CONSINE YOU?

Oga solidbroda,
I was not aware you were made the police of the Church.
Try and apply common sense and leave your pride out of it. How old are you? (i am guessing less than 100) all of a sudden you know better than the Ancient of Days, the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the Ending. Take it easy for your little learning is swelling your head to begin to talk about the CHURCH. Show Restraint because that topic is too high for you. Some of the things people are saying concerning the CHURCH because of you, if it were said of some countries, it would amount to TREASON.
A word of advice to all, do not forget that it is the HOLY SPIRIT that established the church of Jesus Christ on earth and is still working till JESUS comes. Do not tell me you have not heard that any sin committed against the HOLY SPIRIT will not be forgiven.
Be Guided, Do not talk about something you do not understand NOR HAVE AUTHORITY TO TALK ABOUT.
Cheers...

edzle: Oga solidbroda,
I was not aware you were made the police of the Church.
Try and apply common sense and leave your pride out of it. How old are you? (i am guessing less than 100) all of a sudden you know better than the Ancient of Days, the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the Ending. Take it easy for your little learning is swelling your head to begin to talk about the CHURCH. Show Restraint because that topic is too high for you. Some of the things people are saying concerning the CHURCH because of you, if it were said of some countries, it would amount to TREASON.
A word of advice to all, do not forget that it is the HOLY SPIRIT that established the church of Jesus Christ on earth and is still working till JESUS comes. Do not tell me you have not heard that any sin committed against the HOLY SPIRIT will not be forgiven.
Be Guided, Do not talk about something you do not understand NOR HAVE AUTHORITY TO TALK ABOUT.
Cheers...

You are the biggest blinded ignorant fool on Nairaland.

edzle:
1. A word of advice to all, do not forget that it is the HOLY SPIRIT that established the church of Jesus Christ on earth
2. and is still working till JESUS comes
3. Do not tell me you have not heard that any sin committed against the HOLY SPIRIT will not be forgiven
..

Sorry
I was following the thread, but I would not intervene.
Step to answer what you said for everyone.

1. The Holy Spirit did not establish any church. The Christian god, originated in the Jewish church, he did not create the Church of Jesus Christ. Neither Jesus Christ created a church. Jesus simply wanted to make changes in the Jewish religion, to which he belonged.

2. Jesus will return? Where did he go? Return to kill him again hanging on a cross? Elios again punished as irascible, criminal and murderer of the Old Testament? Tsk tsk ...

3. No, no. Not all sins are punished. The Christian ios not punish Abraham, David, Moses, Noah (and many others) who committed adultery ...
The Christian God does not punish his friends ... He is offered either to those who sacrifice virgins or burning children in the Holocaust ...
That is the god who comes?
Finally: for you are a Christian and love God so much, I see you are very upset, very aggressive. You should love your neighbor as yourself ... He was not taught that in the Christian school? You are sinning, does not fulfill the word of God ... and as you say, God does not forgive sins.
Happy stay in hell ... Satan is seeking a good place for you, he loves to get Christians.

The Bible says we should not forsake the fellowship of the brethren.Personal relationship with Christ and compliance with His teachings matter more but the type of Church we fellowship in is also significant and must not be taken for granted.If you are in the wrong church whose doctrines are at variance with the doctrines of salvation of Man in the Bible,your faith and beliefs in the Lord will soon become polluted and you will be derailed from God's presence.
Some Xtian sects such as Jehovah's Witnesses, Catholic Church, Seventh Day Adventist, Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Saints operate doctrines which are distorted and totally at variance with the doctrines or tenets of the true Christian faith rooted in the Bible. For example, the Jehovah Witnesses do not believe in the existence of a Heaven or Hell, the resurrection, the virgin birth, the Deity of Christ and many others.If you are among them, how will you be able to maintain a personal relationship with Christ and how can you comply with His teachings when you do not believe in His teachings?
The Bible says that iron sharpens iron and that evil association can corrupt good manners.The fellowship you attend matters much (2 Corinthians 6:14-18).

The Bible says we should not forsake the fellowship of the brethren.Personal relationship with Christ and compliance with His teachings matter more but the type of Church we fellowship in is also significant and must not be taken for granted.If you are in the wrong church whose doctrines are at variance with the doctrines of salvation of Man in the Bible,your faith and beliefs in the Lord will soon become polluted and you will be derailed from God's presence.
Some Xtian sects such as Jehovah's Witnesses, Catholic Church, Seventh Day Adventist, Jesus Christ Church of Latter Day Saints operate doctrines which are distorted and totally at variance with the doctrines or tenets of the true Christian faith rooted in the Bible. For example, the Jehovah Witnesses do not believe in the existence of a Heaven or Hell, the resurrection, the virgin birth, the Deity of Christ and many others.If you are among them, how will you be able to maintain a personal relationship with Christ and how can you comply with His teachings when you do not believe in His teachings?
The Bible says that iron sharpens iron and that evil association can corrupt good manners.The fellowship you attend matters much (2 Corinthians 6:14-18).

lastpage:
In 2012?
1.) Jesus Christ is Jesus Christ....SON of God. Period.
2.) God is God, Jehovah is His name, He is the Spiritual FATHER of Jesus Christ. (Joseph the Carpenter was his earthly father)
3.) Holy Spirit is Holy Spirit, "the Spiritual Power" with which God accomplishes things.

[size=14pt]That they "work together or are in complete Harmony is TRUE " ....but does not make them "coalesce or erase their individuality"![/size]

Anyone who calls him/herself a Christian and cannot understand this three simple sentences, needs a healing!
Stop preaching bulshyte pleaze!

Lastpage!

End of.

uhonmora: ...churches where they slap little children and condemn them to hell.

...churches who purchase private jets and claim is for the work of the ministry.

blind minded christians, to hell with your poverty mindset, if your pastor or imam poor nna by choice.

Churches that encourage masturbation can lead you to hell hell hell fire....

The first mistake Nigerian xtians make is beleiving that if they don't go to a building with a pastor and many strangers every sunday, dem neva go church. Jesus said a church is a gathering of two or more people, praising and worshipping him, these could be you and your family, neighbours, whoever, anywhere, even what people call fellowship is a church, the only thing seperating those family prayers from sunday church is the absence of offering and tithe. YOU ARE YOUR OWN CHURCH, YOU ARE YOUR OWN PASTOR, ONLY YOU CAN DETERMINE WHETHER YOU MAKE HEAVEN OR NOT, GOD DOESN'T CARE BOUT WHAT YOUR PASTOR TOLD YOU OR WHAT HE DIDN'T TELL YOU. You just need your BIBLE.

safarigirl: The first mistake Nigerian xtians make is beleiving that if they don't go to a building with a pastor and many strangers every sunday, dem neva go church. Jesus said a church is a gathering of two or more people, praising and worshipping him, these could be you and your family, neighbours, whoever, anywhere, even what people call fellowship is a church, the only thing seperating those family prayers from sunday church is the absence of offering and tithe. YOU ARE YOUR OWN CHURCH, YOU ARE YOUR OWN PASTOR, ONLY YOU CAN DETERMINE WHETHER YOU MAKE HEAVEN OR NOT, GOD DOESN'T CARE BOUT WHAT YOUR PASTOR TOLD YOU OR WHAT HE DIDN'T TELL YOU. You just need your BIBLE.

you are seriously blessed

can we say also for the church that kenneth E hagin belongs to or Cs upthegroove or a.a allen, smith wigglesworth or is because the healing is done in nigeria because we praise foreign thing more that our own ? i say a milllion times" NO " both local or foreigner God is no respecta of person he can use anybody because people are leading people astray here,about healing and deliverance thinking any healing from any church in nigeria are false james 5 Vs 14-15 where james was addressing the church .know the world for ourself and dont judge any church
P.s you can read "how to be led by the spirit of God by kennth E.hagin for more spiritual growth

You don't know what manner of spirits we carry