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The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by logicboy: 8:44pm On Jun 11, 2012
My uncle used to tell me that God will send me to hell for being an atheist and that all unbelievers will go to hell. The guy used every chance he had to torment me. As a Nigerian parent, the guy always felt that young people in his family should not question him. Stupid Nigerian seniority mentality.

So, it got to a point I could take it no more. So, one sunday afternoon when he had come back from church, I shouted "YOUR MOTHER IS IN HELL". My uncle was shocked.

This is how the conversation went.

Uncle; Are you mad? What is the meaning of that statement?

Logicboy; If I am going to hell as an unbeliever, you pagan mother who died in the village is going to hell!

Uncle; This boy you are looking for trouble, your own grandmother? I will tell your father! Dont let me slap you

(Logicboy moves out of reach)

Logicboy; What? You dont like the bible now? Your mother is in hell. She did not believe in God. She believed in the traditional gods.

Uncle; At least, she believed in something.

Logicboy; Even worse; she broke the 10 commandments. "thou shalt have no other gods before me". She is roasting like suya on a grill grin

Uncle; Sharaap! You're crazy

(Uncle keeps shouting and Logicboy locates the nearest pub.......while drinking his cider, Logicboy wonders if he is drinking to celebrate debunking his uncle or he is drinking the sorrow of the commotion he caused in the house away)


True story......not. Probably fiction


The moral of the story is that;

1) Nigeria is not historically a christian country. Our parents/grandparents/greatgrandparents/ancestors were pagans. To believe that unbelievers go to hell is foolish because you are condemning your parents to hell for some imported religion that is a lie.

2)Logicboy doesnt send or care about age, he will debunk you if you are a religious koran/bible pusher. grin

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Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by Laryokeke: 9:04pm On Jun 11, 2012
I feel u jo
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by logicboy: 9:12pm On Jun 11, 2012
Laryokeke: I feel u jo

Cheers. No shaking!
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by Goshen360(m): 9:15pm On Jun 11, 2012
Smh.....I have told you many times and will repeat it again, I will take you up the day I have you time. All I will do is create a thread for only you and I, just one day anyway because I will not let your waste my precious time for another day. yeyenatu, grin grin grin @ logicboy palasa
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by logicboy: 9:36pm On Jun 11, 2012
Goshen360: Smh.....I have told you many times and will repeat it again, I will take you up the day I have you time. All I will do is create a thread for only you and I, just one day anyway because I will not let your waste my precious time for another day. yeyenatu, grin grin grin @ logicboy palasa


Create that thread. I will debunk you!!
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by Nobody: 4:57am On Jun 12, 2012
Lol...
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by ZUBY77(m): 5:47am On Jun 12, 2012
Hey logicbuddy
I heard from a reliable source that God has forgiven all the people who existed/and still exist wthout the knowledge of him. They will make heaven while atheists who were Christians and later deconverted will be the ones to inherit hell.
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by Nobody: 7:24am On Jun 12, 2012
ZUBY77: Hey logicbuddy
I heard from a reliable source that God has forgiven all the people who existed/and still exist wthout the knowledge of him. They will make heaven while atheists who were Christians and later deconverted will be the ones to inherit hell.
Makes a lot of sense...

Romans 1
18 The wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness and wickedness of people, who suppress the truth by their wickedness, 19 since what may be known about God is plain to them, because God has made it plain to them. 20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities—his eternal power and divine nature—have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse.

21 For although they knew God, they neither glorified him as God nor gave thanks to him, but their thinking became futile and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22 Although they claimed to be wise, they became fools 23 and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images made to look like a mortal human being and birds and animals and reptiles.

24 Therefore God gave them over in the sinful desires of their hearts to sexual impurity for the degrading of their bodies with one another. 25 They exchanged the truth about God for a lie, and worshiped and served created things rather than the Creator—who is forever praised. Amen.

26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. 27 In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error.

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Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by logicboy01: 3:44am On Jul 05, 2012
ZUBY77: Hey logicbuddy
I heard from a reliable source that God has forgiven all the people who existed/and still exist wthout the knowledge of him. They will make heaven while atheists who were Christians and later deconverted will be the ones to inherit hell.


lol.....hell doesnt exist.
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by thehomer: 8:41am On Jul 05, 2012
ZUBY77: Hey logicbuddy
I heard from a reliable source that God has forgiven all the people who existed/and still exist wthout the knowledge of him. They will make heaven while atheists who were Christians and later deconverted will be the ones to inherit hell.

Which source is this? You do know that the God you're talking about has sent lying spirits to people before.
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by logicboy01: 10:28am On Jul 05, 2012
Goshen360: Smh.....I have told you many times and will repeat it again, I will take you up the day I have you time. All I will do is create a thread for only you and I, just one day anyway because I will not let your waste my precious time for another day. yeyenatu, grin grin grin @ logicboy palasa


Still waiting for the thread, Mr Bible pusher
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by rawtruth(m): 11:13am On Jul 05, 2012
logicboy: My uncle used to tell me that God will send me to hell for being an atheist and that all unbelievers will go to hell. The guy used every chance he had to torment me. As a Nigerian parent, the guy always felt that young people in his family should not question him. Stupid Nigerian seniority mentality.

So, it got to a point I could take it no more. So, one sunday afternoon when he had come back from church, I shouted "YOUR MOTHER IS IN HELL". My uncle was shocked.

This is how the conversation went.

Uncle; Are you mad? What is the meaning of that statement?

Logicboy; If I am going to hell as an unbeliever, you pagan mother who died in the village is going to hell!

Uncle; This boy you are looking for trouble, your own grandmother? I will tell your father! Dont let me slap you

(Logicboy moves out of reach)

Logicboy; What? You dont like the bible now? Your mother is in hell. She did not believe in God. She believed in the traditional gods.

Uncle; At least, she believed in something.

Logicboy; Even worse; she broke the 10 commandments. "thou shalt have no other gods before me". She is roasting like suya on a grill grin

Uncle; Sharaap! You're crazy

(Uncle keeps shouting and Logicboy locates the nearest pub.......while drinking his cider, Logicboy wonders if he is drinking to celebrate debunking his uncle or he is drinking the sorrow of the commotion he caused in the house away)


True story......not. Probably fiction


The moral of the story is that;

1) Nigeria is not historically a christian country. Our parents/grandparents/greatgrandparents/ancestors were pagans. To believe that unbelievers go to hell is foolish because you are condemning your parents to hell for some imported religion that is a lie.

2)Logicboy doesnt send or care about age, he will debunk you if you are a religious koran/bible pusher. grin

Hmm, one wonders why it took the Logicbobo such a long time to tell this 'true' story. For, considering your endless hunting expeditions in storyland from where u have been sending to this forum countless tales (and) of woes of God and His believers, such an interesting and personal 'encounter' with your uncle would have certainly made headlines long b4 now. Anyway, u have brought laughter out of many who needed such fun to begin their day.
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by logicboy01: 1:29pm On Jul 05, 2012
rawtruth: Hmm, one wonders why it took the Logicbobo such a long time to tell this 'true' story. For, considering your endless hunting expeditions in storyland from where u have been sending to this forum countless tales (and) of woes of God and His believers, such an interesting and personal 'encounter' with your uncle would have certainly made headlines long b4 now. Anyway, u have brought laughter out of many who needed such fun to begin their day.

lol.....I already hinted that the story was fiction.
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by Nobody: 5:30am On Jan 13, 2013
Bump morning y'all..
Re: The Fastest Way To Convert A Nigerian Christian Into An Atheist! by Nobody: 6:12am On Jan 13, 2013
So what was the fastest way? undecided

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