Just no ask mumu question

Mynd_44: Just no ask mumu question

E be like the acho don dey get at you..no vomit here o..

Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See pigin. Omo me no reach dis level oooooooo. Make i find place hide mesef+dem dey beer parlour. Ma muuuumy go beat me if she kno sey i dey here.

Goldieluks: O boy yeeeeh....#sips eva water#

***notice say na eva water she dey drink and gives hear one kind look***

na eva water abi na adam water u come beer parlour drink. for beer parlour too, you dey form. Abeg bar man, bring more my eye never dirty. Moreover make you dey write my bill well o, no be after u go wan high my bill.

acidtalk: OKAY LADIES MAKE UNA OPEN YOUR TWO EARS WIDE OPEN AND HEAR WETIN WE WAN TELL UNA AS E BE SAY UNA NO DEY UNDERSTAND OUR ENGLISH, WE GO TALK AM FOR PIGIN


NOTE :Na ONLY PIDGIN Make Una Take Respond.

If You No Want Make Amadioha Pay You Visit no contribute if you no get wetin to talk.


*No be every man wey dey drive car get money. Some of them be driver, some na their papa car, some na their friend car, some na their neighbor car, some even steal the car sef. Be careful make them no catch you inside car with armed robber because na only man wey get car you wan follow.

* Marriage no be by force, if man say him no wan do again, make una no threaten to kill am. Like that woman wey chase her bobo with knife enter police yard, now na kirikiri she dey chop meal.

*You say you no fit follow small boy. Shey you don forget say that aristo wey you dey follow today na small boy him sef be yesterday. No dey look down on those bobo wey dey toast you today, you no know wetin dem go be tomorrow.

*No be every girl wey stand for road be ashewo. If you open leg because you dey expect brazillian hair, Blackberry, Gucci bag, Prada perf or pocket money after the 'action' you sef be ashewo.

*try dey take yourself out small, even if na mama put. That way una no go dey order like Oliver Twist when him carry una commot.

*Dey try spend small for your man, no be say na just to dey collect from am una sabi.

*No think say all boys wey toast you come for marriage. We wan study you before we for fit talk of marriage.

*Man wey dey find wife no go take you serious if you put pancake for you face like drawing board and wear cloth like say the material no reach. Na only boyfriend you fit find with that kin look.
If you wan marry, begin dress and act like wife material no be like ashewo for allen.

*You sef dey try buy small small thing for your man even if na small body spray. Shame no dey catch you if na just to dey collect from am una sabi.


LADIES MAKE UNA ALSO FEEL FREE TO TALK UNA MIND BUT NO FORGET SAY NA PIGIN ONLY OH!

*Response to the bolded*
Spend small ke, you know hear say Kim K buy "Lambo gini" abi na wetin be the name of that car sef, for Kanya West. tell them to spend big on us, no be only boxers and singlets them go dey buy for us.

amu ukwu:

Respond to the bolded.
Spend small ke, you know hear say Kim K buy "Lambo gini" abi na wetin be the name of that car sef, for Kanya West. tell them to spend big on us, no be only boxers and singlets them go dey buy for us.

You kuku see boxers and singlets and you still dey complain! You suppose give thanksgiving for dat one o, some boys no dey see free groundnut sef.

hbabe:

You kuku see boxers and singlets and you still dey complain! You suppose give thanksgiving for dat one o, some boys no dey see free groundnut sef.

na who go washing am when e dirty?
meanwhile wetin you dey miss?

nuattitude74: Dat is eh, I taya for 9ja babes sha ! Especially the ones wey dey enta any car wey offer dem lift. For Lekki Yesterday na so one babe begin hala for night " I HAVE BEEN ROBBED O ! OMG ! Ye MO GBE ! I'm DEAD " etc etc. When dem ask her wetin happen she say one guy give her lift from CMS and when dem reach Lekki the guy pretend as if the car get problem and tell her make she come down help am push d car to start. Na so the babe come down and as she try to push the car, shuo, na so the guy start the car and JOIN BREEZE ( to Zoom off, disappear ) with the babe Bag ! When dem ask her wetin dey her bag say she carry 298 Thooooousand Naira! People begin hiss mtcheww, mtcheww ! Dem ask her why she nor take drop to Lekki. She say na because the guy look nice and she nor expect say na ominla the guy go be !

hahahahaha

amu ukwu:

na who go washing am when e dirty?
meanwhile wetin you dey miss?

To wash am easy nah; one babe go dey buy and another mbgeke babe go dey wash! QED!

I no know wetin I dey miss o; abi you wan show me something?

Where the drinks for dis beer parlour? Abi na only gist dey the place?

hbabe:

To wash am easy nah; one babe go dey buy and another mbgeke babe go dey wash! QED!

I no know wetin I dey miss o; abi you wan show me something?

Where the drinks for dis beer parlour? Abi na only gist dey the place?

Eh sidon na, tell the bar man wetin you want. meanwhile e get wetin I wan show you but we go go for corner where no person go see us. If that one finish, tell the bar man make e bring more.

*in strong british accent*

What's going on in here?I really don't get what you all are saying.

Can someone please interpret?

hbabe:

You kuku see boxers and singlets and you still dey complain! You suppose give thanksgiving for dat one o, some boys no dey see free groundnut sef.

Nna mehn! This baby girl no bad oh!
Baby, (*with conc ibo accent*)I didn't mind if yah nat gonna buy groundnut for me, all I need is make you follow me go my yard for the weekend. I will spoil you silly like you never see for yah life before.

freecocoa: *in strong british accent*

What's going on in here?I really don't get what you all are saying.

Can someone please interpret?

Nna mehn! This baby na bollow oh!
Na this kin jjc babes dey sweet to maga oh! She no sabi shinshin for we language.


Baby, abi you for follow me go my yard make I interprete wetin we don dey yahn from day one till this moment.

[size=18pt]what in the name of 190 is going on here

someone talk to me or else . . . [/size]

freecocoa: *in strong british accent*

What's going on in here?I really don't get what you all are saying.

Can someone please interpret?

D British don't speak like dis brethren! It's strictly queens.

amu ukwu:

***notice say na eva water she dey drink and gives hear one kind look***

na eva water abi na adam water u come beer parlour drink. for beer parlour too, you dey form. Abeg bar man, bring more my eye never dirty. Moreover make you dey write my bill well o, no be after u go wan high my bill.

#Looks at him, na wa oh see this man with big belle,too much beer#

190_@:
[size=18pt]what in the name of 190 is going on here

someone talk to me or else . . . [/size]

Him come pick crown co*ck. And remenant of the nkobi and suya wey dey ground.

acidtalk:


Him come pick crown co*ck. And remenant of the nkobi and suya wey dey ground.

Goldieluks: I dey H ooh, wetin dey hia?

U see am! U dey H (house), no person wan carry u come beer parlour again. Last time wey u come, u fall hand. Go dey drink eva water.

Oya enter Keke napepe begin come ukwu udara, but no fall hand again with u eva water again.

Prof Amu:

U see am! U dey H (house), no person wan carry u come beer parlour again. Last time wey u come, u fall hand. Go dey drink eva water.

Oya enter Keke napepe begin come ukwu udara, but no fall hand again with u eva water again.

But Prof i no sabi drink beer na.

Errmm. . . Abeg barman u get Sapele water? Bring five jugs sharp sharp!
@acidtalk, no ashewo for this ur joint. . . Wetin person go use clear eyes when e start to dirty?

Goldieluks:


But Prof i no sabi drink beer na.

U no dey take beer or u no dey take anything achohol. Ok,u know say u be my person, that ur name,I like am. Oya make I tell u wetin u go do since we be say u like water *i no know whether u be fish* Pour the water inside any wine bottle wey u see around, carry am enter the keke na pepe begin come immediately but u no go sit near me, because e be like u too form. And with ur formings,u fit spoil shows for me. And no let any person knw say na water dey inside the bottle..

Prof Amu:

U no dey take beer or u no dey take anything achohol. Ok,u know say u be my person, that ur name,I like am. Oya make I tell u wetin u go do since we be say u like water *i no know whether u be fish* Pour the water inside any wine bottle wey u see around, carry am enter the keke na pepe begin come immediately but u no go sit near me, because e be like u too form. And with ur formings,u fit spoil shows for me. And no let any person knw say na water dey inside the bottle..

No i go take white wine instead.

Goldieluks:


No i go take white wine instead.

Oh u dey even take acho sef, how u come dey drink water last time. Here na beer parlour,them no dey sell wine here unless na gordon spark u go drink. For wine, buy am with ur money come. I dey wait.

This Nkwobi don sawa

Prof Amu:

Oh u dey even take acho sef, how u come dey drink water last time. Here na beer parlour,them no dey sell wine here unless na gordon spark u go drink. For wine, buy am with ur money come. I dey wait.

okay since dem no dey sell wine here,i don go be that. Na goat head be that?

Mynd_44: I see say them don approve say make out beer parlour dey this street. We go do thanksgiving ooo

Abi na....tomorrow na friday and jolly go too many...Hayam coming wit my new Babe (Ikinrun) Oh Ikirunka abi wetin dem de call ham sf. .

Goldieluks:


your blokos.

Wetin do him Blokos ?

millinmax2:

Wetin do him Blokos ?

millipede wetin consign fowl and beret?

amu ukwu:

hahahahaha

Hahahahahahahahahaha..I laugh So tay Water comot for my eyes....

James-dman:
Errmm. . . Abeg barman u get Sapele water? Bring five jugs sharp sharp!
@acidtalk, no ashewo for this ur joint. . . Wetin person go use clear eyes when e start to dirty?

The ashewo level tire me too oh!
All these babes just dey shy dem think say we be those kiss and tell guys.

Shymmex wey promise to bring full truck load of ashie sef we no see am again.

But come oh! This goldie babe no go bad to carry go oh! But I hear say na dollars she dey collect and me no get that kin money here.