millinmax2:

I tire of when u reach here day ask for coffee....I beg bar man gimme 2 shot of ogogoro mk i take am sempe as rain don de fall again 4 we Doormot dis morning....Ikinrin de wait me for house o o !

Enter Gutter joh!
The one wey you buy since monday you never still setlle payment, you here again dey ask for more.

Na that cold go kill you. Waka commot before I shout thief ontop your head.

millinmax2:


How choochie sef de taste ? ..My own ikinrin sef de beg me make i come do the same things and me de fear o o she say if man no chop am i no go enter the place..Advice me on wetin man go do now as conji wan scatter my brain o o !

If your babe clean no shaking.
E get some okpeke wey clean die. From head to feet everything smooth die, that honey pot area come smooth like baby yahnsh omo, if you jam that kin babe ehn, na between that area you go wan die put. Aside the smoothness and thing come clean well.

But if na thos yamayama smelling babes wey you dey always follow, na suicide mission you wan witness be that.

acidtalk:


Enter Gutter joh!
The one wey you buy since monday you never still setlle payment, you here again dey ask for more.

Na that cold go kill you. Waka commot before I shout thief ontop your head.

Why u de fall my hand na..Oya take money for dat yesterday own me go knw how i go take settle for this one wey i wan take bf night...Oya gimme my shot bf this babe talk say she wan de go na..

millinmax2:


Why u de fall my hand na..Oya take money for dat yesterday own me go knw how i go take settle for this one wey i wan take bf night...Oya gimme my shot bf this babe talk say she wan de go na..

Wetin come do monday, tuesday and wednesday bill, if na only yesterday own alone you wan pay.

Onigbese, sha take before you say na me make you miss your runs.

acidtalk:

Wetin come do monday, tuesday and wednesday bill, if na only yesterday own alone you wan pay.

Onigbese, sha take before you say na me make you miss your runs.

No worry i go bring ur three hundred naira if i don de come from work this evening..Thank u...I beg sef where all those Okpeke's and Okpaka's wey d dis bar sef ?..Na Hang de worry dem abi conji ?

millinmax2:

No worry i go bring ur three hundred naira if i don de come from work this evening..Thank u...I beg sef where all those Okpeke's and Okpaka's wey d dis bar sef ?..Na Hang de worry dem abi conji ?

Mumu pikin. You think say everybody be like you wey no get job?

Dem go work, the one wey go market go market. Na only you siddon don here since 7am dey wait for credit ogogoro.

Sha bring money when you come this evening. Because Seun sef don dey demmand for him rent.

acidtalk:

Mumu pikin. You think say everybody be like you wey no get job?

Dem go work, the one wey go market go market. Na only you siddon don here since 7am dey wait for credit ogogoro.

Sha bring money when you come this evening. Because Seun sef don dey demmand for him rent.

Me sf get work na.....But as rain de fall today i say make i wait for house na...Seun wan collect rent this evening ?..Where make i see money pay am mogbe ooo

acidtalk:


If your babe clean no shaking.
E get some okpeke wey clean die. From head to feet everything smooth die, that honey pot area come smooth like baby yahnsh omo, if you jam that kin babe ehn, na between that area you go wan die put. Aside the smoothness and thing come clean well.

But if na thos yamayama smelling babes wey you dey always follow, na suicide mission you wan witness be that.

Omo u don talk am finish o...this babe sef try na ...So if i chop am now the thing go fit belefu me ?how he de taste sef...he be like sugar or salt?

millinmax2:


Omo u don talk am finish o...this babe sef try na ...So if i chop am now the thing go fit belefu me ?how he de taste sef...he be like sugar or salt?

Ask 190.
Na him specialty be that.

acidtalk:

Ask 190.
Na him specialty be that.

@190....Where u de i beg i wan knw how choochie de taste...Sugary or Salty

acidtalk:

No lele. But I go help you mix small alomo with the coffee oh! If you no want am that way, then cross road go guy am for Mechai kiosk.

No yawa. but bfor i go sip d mixtur, alomo dey shark?

Jluv, i see u o.
na watin u wan drink na?

Sijo01:


No yawa. but bfor i go sip d mixtur, alomo dey shark?

wetin be alomo+coffee combo?
Abeg come sit dwn for my table mk we sip Sapele water together. . . Ogbeni, barman bring three more jugs.
BS: Hw work na, hope say ur boss no dey nack u akpako o.
@acidtalk, TGIF hope say asheis go plenty diz nite, mk we carry go warm body for weekend. . . Meanwhile, abeg pass Goldie come my side mk me ma sample are honie-well.

James-dman:

wetin be alomo+coffee combo?
Abeg come sit dwn for my table mk we sip Sapele water together. . . Ogbeni, barman bring three more jugs.
BS: Hw work na, hope say ur boss no dey nack u akpako o.
@acidtalk, TGIF hope say asheis go plenty diz nite, mk we carry go warm body for weekend. . . Meanwhile, abeg pass Goldie come my side mk me ma sample are honie-well.

wrk dey fine o, e stil dey go on.
sapele water nor good dis kind time na. abi u want mak i begin ring bottle for pipo head 4here.
help me beg bar man mak him giv me fanta, since em nor gree giv me coffee.

hw ur crib na, hope no lele?

Sijo01:




help me beg bar man mak him giv me fanta, since em nor gree giv me coffee.

hw ur crib na, hope no lele?

barman, abeg no vex, give her smirnoff ice n malt.
My crib no too mk sense o, na 24hr house arrest we dey since monday, bt we dey God hand sha
BS: tnx for ur holla @my digit, though i no hear wetin u bn dey yarn, i do appreciate!

James-dman:

barman, abeg no vex, give her smirnoff ice n malt.
My crib no too mk sense o, na 24hr house arrest we dey since monday, bt we dey God hand sha
BS: tnx for ur holla @my digit, though i no hear wetin u bn dey yarn, i do appreciate!

nt wrk ws nt co-operatn. ws actuali ringin because of d situatn of tins. mak u dey careful o abeg.

bck to gist, i go manage malt, oya barman, i dey wait o

Sijo01:

nt wrk ws nt co-operatn. ws actuali ringin because of d situatn of tins. mak u dey careful o abeg.

bck to gist, i go manage malt, oya barman, i dey wait o

Thank u vry much for ur care, i go dey watch my bck.
Barman, where u na, u no dey hear english ne. . . Abeg give her malt drink! Meanwhile i wan piss, where una toilet, abi mk i do am for these empty bottles.

Abeg who dey hia......i need two small bottle alomo i get match wiv on NL geh wey just dey cut me eye since

Its 17:59
oya barman pass me one bottle of guinness stout.

. . . . Sabi gal. Barman add heineken join am, she go mix the guiness with heineken!

U sabi watin dey.
Barman do anytin em tel u, i ready drink all d mixables, no shakin, i don reach houx.

Hw ur day waka na @james?

Sijo01:

Hw ur day waka na @james?

mehn no waka today o. . . Na indoors tinz o.
Hw office 2day, hope say they no give u too much headache o

James-dman:

Thank u vry much for ur care, i go dey watch my bck.
Barman, where u na, u no dey hear english ne. . . Abeg give her malt drink! Meanwhile i wan piss, where una toilet, abi mk i do am for these empty bottles.

Come back here. Ole!
Na so you say you wan piss that last time, you jump fence run away. Piss for your seat. If you insist say na toilet you wan use, make you kuku drop this your chink phone.

Idowuogbo:

D British don't speak like dis brethren! It's strictly queens.

C'mon sharrap dia

Does having a british accent mean one only speaks queens english? So i no fit use British accent speak american english or igbo sef?

Be vely kaiful o .

Been tryna call you to no avail,you don bone my end abi? No longthing.

acidtalk:

Come back here. Ole!
Na so you say you wan piss that last time, you jump fence run away. Piss for your seat. If you insist say na toilet you wan use, make you kuku drop this your chink phone.

see this guy o, na me u dey follow yarn poti, dey neva yarn u say i dey roll for naira,cedi,dollar,pounds,euro,yen. . .any1 wey u want, jst name am.
Na becoz i tk 8 jugs of Sapele water wey no cost more than £20 na im mk u dey do face lyk gorilla wey wan born?
Anywayz tk this one hold body 1st *pulls out five twenty-dollar bills*. If i don exhaust am holla mk i give u more!

James-dman:

see this guy o, na me u dey follow yarn poti, dey neva yarn u say i dey roll for naira,cedi,dollar,pounds,euro,yen. . .any1 wey u want, jst name am.
Na becoz i tk 8 jugs of Sapele water wey no cost more than £20 na im mk u dey do face lyk gorilla wey wan born?
Anywayz tk this one hold body 1st *pulls out five twenty-dollar bills*. If i don exhaust am holla mk i give u more!

You sure say this one no be fake too? Because the last one wey you give me if to say those aboki wey I go change am from know me well well, na kill dem for kill me.

Check am well oh!

acidtalk:

You sure say this one no be fake too? Because the last one wey you give me if to say those aboki wey I go change am from know me well well, na kill dem for kill me.

Check am well oh!

so u wan tell me say u no fit identify real dollar bills. . . People no dey pay u in dollars ne, which kind local bar be this sef?
Anyways, tk this one, atleast u go sabi am well well *gives him N10,000*

freecocoa: C'mon sharrap dia

Does having a british accent mean one only speaks queens english? So i no fit use British accent speak american english or igbo sef?

Be vely kaiful o .

Been tryna call you to no avail,you don bone my end abi? No longthing.

Stop chatting shyte tru ya anus my friend!

U dey try call who? Gal liv talk o! If odas can get me, dee na ur phone get d syndrome.

I just dey look u na! Dey flex! U nid am! *angry face*

*clears throat*
bar man!!! Get me one bottle of beer.

Idowuogbo:
Stop chatting shyte tru ya anus my friend!

U dey try call who? Gal liv talk o! If odas can get me, dee na ur phone get d syndrome.

I just dey look u na! Dey flex! U nid am! *angry face*

Wire your number to me make me sef slap you with phone call.

Brite02: *clears throat*
bar man!!! Get me one bottle of beer.

Tah! Get away there.
No free beer for you tonight. Go carry money come if you wan shack.

Idowuogbo:
Stop chatting shyte tru ya anus my friend!

U dey try call who? Gal liv talk o! If odas can get me, dee na ur phone get d syndrome.

I just dey look u na! Dey flex! U nid am! *angry face*

I swear to you,jokes apart.

I'm really serious,it keeps saying"the -mobile customer you are calling isn't available at the moment" why i go play with that kind thing na?
*sad face*