Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Game which awards points as follows:

ONE POINT

Run one lap around the office at top speed. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.

When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew.

Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye."

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.

THREE-POINTS

Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it." - Double points if you do this to a manager.

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

FIVE POINTS

At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.

Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".

After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.

While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!"

In a colleague's diary, write in 10 am: "See how I look in tights".

Carry your laptop over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"

Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"

Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"

Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc.) during a very important conference call.

Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away.

i love thissss piece
jest imagined myself doing all this in the office, lol

djcrookie ur a dynamite, thanks 4 making me laff hard and good!

After playing this game, some people might get fired.

EVERYBODY, will get fired.

10 POINTS
Walk into your boss' office and say "wow, sir your wife is the bomb in bed".

And ure'out

i played the game and ended up with disastrous results, they are currently typing my 1wk suspension letter

Or u mean 'till eternity suspension letter'.

anybody that tries this will not resume for work the next day.

And yrs 2 come.

hehe

He he he he he he he he.

my boss managed to get me off the hook. i finally escaped with a very stern warning from the MD. will i do it again? yes!!! when i get the employment letter for the British Gas interview i attended today

it has been scientifically proved that thunder does not strike twice in the same place.so u might not be lucky the next time.

Brimback what if the british gas company reject your request.

Brimback what if the british gas company reject your request.

tope_teadr:

Brimback what if the british gas company reject your request.

Na true talks oh!.

am on my 4th job, i have had to reject over 5 job offers to date, plus i have never failed an interview

Everyday no be christmas

am not being boastful but i dont expect to fail the interview, God's favour is on me and i did very well at the interview

God's favor might as well leave u, coz u messed up 4 trails jobs.

@tope_teadr
what do u mean by 4 trial jobs?

i have been a graduate for over 12 yrs and have have been VERY gainfully employed for over 11 years.
i moved jobs, i was not sacked or right sized.

i am simply about to move jobs again.

am sure you woulda gotten it now!!!

what more do i have to say?

Saucekid, just laugh for now.