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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Nobody: 4:41pm On Jul 23, 2012
Depointer1: Lol!!!!!! Is that from my state's Permanent Secretary?
Oboy My hand no dey ooo, grin grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by MacLovington(m): 4:43pm On Jul 23, 2012
AT least the guy use number six. it makes sense. He only wrote as if it was one of our local languages.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by dani1luv: 4:45pm On Jul 23, 2012
Beht why?? grin grin grin angry angry
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by PastorOluT(m): 4:49pm On Jul 23, 2012
ayobase: COL!
All na for d understanding!
The guy tried jare!

correct d grammer while he count d dough!
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by onandon: 4:49pm On Jul 23, 2012
This isn't funny, blame this on IBB, OBJ and other (older and new generation) thieving politicians that benefited from free education back in the days... It's such a pity that the resources meant to educate and comfort Nigerians have been diverted for their personal use e.g Ibori.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by wizzmc: 4:50pm On Jul 23, 2012
Please note that the man is not an illiterate, he is only an under-literate. Illiterate will neva av d idea of wt 2 write.....

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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by PastorOluT(m): 4:53pm On Jul 23, 2012
osuyam: Mod. Please take this to the front page.
The highest joke of the week.
correct him while he count d dough
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by jossysage: 4:57pm On Jul 23, 2012
Yorisb: FOTITIRI, FIFTITIRI, SISTITIRI.... grin grin grin grin grin


semiti tiri,hahahahahahahahahahahaha! make u na leave dis guy alone na o.so far he don get the figure right.dat is nigerian guy for you! grin angry sad cool grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Nobody: 5:00pm On Jul 23, 2012
LMAO! grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by mu2sa2: 5:11pm On Jul 23, 2012
|The language is immaterial if the meaning is plain.

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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by jessybarbie(f): 5:17pm On Jul 23, 2012
Given the fact that the cashier at the bank have approved it and lodged the money, nothing else matters. He have paid in the money period!
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Prince9137(m): 5:19pm On Jul 23, 2012
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FITITIRI
SITITIRI
SEMUTITIRI
ETITIRI TA OSAN.
LMM4AO...Guys,let it roll pls.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jul 23, 2012
From the reasoning and writing way i guess na hausa man
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Bolarge1(m): 5:20pm On Jul 23, 2012
I WONDER WHY UNA DEY LAUGH THIS PERSON NO BE BOKO HARAM TRANSLATION BE THIS?

Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by freecocoa(f): 5:29pm On Jul 23, 2012
grin grin grin

Definitely written by my aboki neighbor.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Sirmikky1(m): 5:38pm On Jul 23, 2012
nice...,but sounds too rythmic wt the correct version for an illiterate
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Zi: 5:43pm On Jul 23, 2012
He has a very legible hand-writting, and I admire that.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by PrinceDudu(m): 5:44pm On Jul 23, 2012
freecocoa: grin grin grin

Definitely written by my aboki neighbor.

Definitely not an Aboki because the F in Fotitiri would have been P as in Potitiri, and the Tawzan would have also look like Zaozan Nayra. grin grin grin grin

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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by dani1luv: 5:44pm On Jul 23, 2012
TentiTIRI
ElewunTiri
TwEfitiri
tetitiri
fuckitiri
grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Nobody: 5:45pm On Jul 23, 2012
Sisi_Kill: Well, you can't really blame the person who wrote that receipt. As children we were told to sound the words out in order to spell them. . .What could be more sounding outty than FOTITIRI TAWZAN.

I'm actually quite impressed they included the W in the TAWZAN. Most people wouldn't have since it is a silent W.

I can bet you it's the person that wrote it is Yoruba, some of the Yoruba artistes pronounce thousand as tawzin in their movies grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by freecocoa(f): 5:53pm On Jul 23, 2012
PrinceDudu:

Definitely not an Aboki because the F in Fotitiri would have been P as in Potitiri, and the Tawzan would have also look like Zaozan Nayra. grin grin grin grin

That's so true,oya let's make that my yoruba neighbor then grin.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Sike(m): 5:57pm On Jul 23, 2012
LMFAOOOO
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Balyz: 6:01pm On Jul 23, 2012
afam4eva: lol

It reminds me of an Aboki that was asked for his "Sexx" and he replied and said "I do it twice a week. At times up to five times if i'm in the mood."
ive heard this joke countless of times. Its fictious
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by kaysy(m): 6:02pm On Jul 23, 2012
The guy really funny sha! see where he even placed the comma cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin
@freecocoa watz up baby, its been a long time i'v heard from u
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by medman: 6:02pm On Jul 23, 2012
LWKM o... Laugh Wan Kill Me o....
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by oladayo042: 6:12pm On Jul 23, 2012
Yeepa! Written as it sounds. grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by freecocoa(f): 6:19pm On Jul 23, 2012
kaysy: The guy really funny sha! see where he even placed the comma cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin
@freecocoa watz up baby, its been a long time i'v heard from u
I'm doing alright but have we met before?

Don't be offended o,old age is affecting my memory wink.

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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by proudlyafrican(m): 6:22pm On Jul 23, 2012
Quite hilarious.I have not put up a smile today but this made me smile...Thanks OP.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Mbuko91(m): 6:30pm On Jul 23, 2012
onandon: This isn't funny, blame this on IBB, OBJ and other (older and new generation) thieving politicians that benefited from free education back in the days... It's such a pity that the resources meant to educate and comfort Nigerians have been diverted for their personal use e.g Ibori.
haba! Na light thread b dis na...leave d vex for politics section na...abeg
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Clemzy16(m): 6:34pm On Jul 23, 2012
bigfat02: he is a very educated illiterate...
YES O
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by ayobase(m): 6:34pm On Jul 23, 2012
Pastor Olu T:

correct d grammer while he count d dough!

Do I look like Prof. Soyinka?
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by lalahdgooner(m): 6:34pm On Jul 23, 2012
Most importantly, that guy effectively communicated what he needed to communicate.

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