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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Tascocent(m): 6:38pm On Jul 23, 2012
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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by idnole4(m): 6:41pm On Jul 23, 2012
How would you write N43,000 in Yoruba? Perhaps this person can only read and write in Yoruba.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by ayobase(m): 6:45pm On Jul 23, 2012
naijababe:

I can bet you it's the person that wrote it is Yoruba, some of the Yoruba artistes pronounce thousand as tawzin in their movies grin

Finally, someone broke the waters!
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by COUNTAWO: 6:45pm On Jul 23, 2012
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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by kaysy(m): 7:00pm On Jul 23, 2012
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You'r adding another Joke to an already existing one

@freecocoa, we met sometime ago in the romance section, though i'v been very busy though
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by EfemenaXY: 7:01pm On Jul 23, 2012
I sure say if that guy write love / toasting letter...that one sef na die! grin grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by OtunbaGm: 7:06pm On Jul 23, 2012
Am very sure the guy is either an Edo,then it must be a Delta man for the way He wrote TAWSAN!

A yoruba man will put U instead of W.(TAUSAN). As per an aboki, my hand no dey cos d fear of BH is ........
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by olusipimp(m): 7:10pm On Jul 23, 2012
don't blame him or her my pals.....he/she is treading d path laid down by own first lady.....not only fotitiri,na sebentitirin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by SSaemoenl(m): 7:12pm On Jul 23, 2012
She got it right FOTITIRI TAWZAN, Nah lol
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by bdnolabs: 7:41pm On Jul 23, 2012
Idea is need jor
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Tinyemeka(m): 7:50pm On Jul 23, 2012
Stuff doesn't seem that funny to me. sad
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by menix(m): 7:53pm On Jul 23, 2012
Depointer1: Lol!!!!!! Is that from my state's Permanent Secretary?
Re u talkin abt d recent sworn in perm sec. Cous d writin looks similiar...
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by owabor(f): 8:00pm On Jul 23, 2012
4 him 2 have had d boldness 2 walk up to d bankin hall, shows dat if given d chance to go 2 scul, can even do beta dan our half baked graduates.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Dotman01(m): 8:09pm On Jul 23, 2012
Yorisb: FOTITIRI, FIFTITIRI, SISTITIRI.... grin grin grin grin grin
SEFUNTITIRI, ETITIRI, NAITITIRI, ONDREDITIRIIIIII. grin grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Emmyk(m): 8:11pm On Jul 23, 2012
lmfao
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by abolo: 8:14pm On Jul 23, 2012
Gej have you seen what you have caused
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by igboboy1(m): 8:29pm On Jul 23, 2012
OtunbaGm: Am very sure the guy is either an Edo,then it must be a Delta man for the way He wrote TAWSAN!

A yoruba man will put U instead of W.(TAUSAN). As per an aboki, my hand no dey cos d fear of BH is ........

Onye ara...na your otunba left yansh write am....Delta State is the most educated state in the federation....
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Imeobong(m): 8:34pm On Jul 23, 2012
@ OP where dis guy frm?/// why did u remove d name?// grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by bigmaut: 9:03pm On Jul 23, 2012
He!He!!He!!!That is fucking funny grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by jkeva: 9:04pm On Jul 23, 2012
I tell u ds is way better n d person hs better handwritting than d once have seen while serving in a bank in d north, some will use up to 5 slips n still make mistakes until u help dem in filling it, it ws fun initially bt later became normal thing wen i see it, outta 100%, may b jst 35% can write normally.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Abrantie: 9:25pm On Jul 23, 2012
It's not that funny if you consider the fact that people use "net-speak" or shorthand to type messages. If I were to type: "fortiree thusand" or "Nt funi atall" on NL right now, no one would laugh and accuse me of being illiterate.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Sabotage4700(m): 9:38pm On Jul 23, 2012
abeg any how him write am e still sound the same jhoor!
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Ndipe(m): 9:44pm On Jul 23, 2012
Not funny at all, the person is an illiterate, not their fault they couldnt go to school. In Ameria, they could be enrolled in an Adult program, that is why literacy is emphasized in this country. In Nigeria, even the most intelligent people sometimes drop out of school because of finances. Lets not laugh at the person, it's emblamatic of an uncaring society.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by bizgynbala(m): 9:47pm On Jul 23, 2012
PermanentSecretary things......
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Oshiite: 10:13pm On Jul 23, 2012
Thats montessori way of writing,,writing as it sounds

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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by paveinc(m): 11:30pm On Jul 23, 2012
na yoruba man write that tin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Next2Bezee(m): 12:16am On Jul 24, 2012
Yorisb: FOTITIRI, FIFTITIRI, SISTITIRI.... grin grin grin grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by FriendMark(m): 1:52am On Jul 24, 2012
o boy. No be small tin oh
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by ABAKA72(m): 2:25am On Jul 24, 2012
Lol! Lol!! Lol!!!, laugh don choke me, wetin man no go see for nairaland, imagine WONHONDREDTIRI, TUHONDREDTIRI, WONTAWSONTIRI, haba this one na real clown.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by bambuzz88: 3:29am On Jul 24, 2012
kaysy: According to his own understanding...
make una see wetin i see
His own way of writing Forty Three Thousand Naira.


educated illiterate lol................
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by mikron(m): 3:39am On Jul 24, 2012
afam4eva: lol

It reminds me of an Aboki that was asked for his "Sexx" and he replied and said "I do it twice a week. At times up to five times if i'm in the mood."
sometimes even with a camel he further added
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Cyberconnect12: 7:03am On Jul 24, 2012
osuyam: Mod. Please take this to the front page.
The highest joke of the week.

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