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Afrikaans

Poes / Doos - Pussy

Fok jou - ~censored~ you

Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off

Hoer - LovePeddler

Slet - Slut

Kak - ~censored~

Poephol - Asshole

Dom Doos - Dump Pussy

Gaan fok jouself - Go ~censored~ yourself

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Arabic

Koos - cunt.

nikomak - ~censored~ your mother

sharmuta - LovePeddler

zarba - ~censored~

kis - vagina

zib - privates

Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your ass!

kisich - pussy

Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion

Mos zibby! - ~censored~ my privates!

Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your privates!

kelbeh - ~censored~ (lit a female dog)

Muti - jackass

Kanith - ~censored~

Kwanii - gay

Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass

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Armenian

Aboosh - Stupid

Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot

Myruht kooneh - ~censored~ your mother

Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should ~censored~ in your mouth

Esh - Donkey

Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick

Kuk oudelic shoon - ~censored~ eating dog

Juge / jugik - privates

Vorig / vor - ass

Eem juges bacheek doer - Kiss my privates

Eem voriga bacheek doer - Kiss my ass

Toon vor es - You are an ass

Toon esh es - You are a jackass

Metz Dzi-zik - Big Breasts

Metz Jugik - Big privates

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Bengali

baing chood - sister ~censored~

chood - ~censored~/~censored~

choodmarani - mother ~censored~

haramjada - bastard

dhon - privates

good - pussy

khanki/maggi - LovePeddler

laewra aga - dickhead

tor bapre choodi - ~censored~ your dad

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Bulgarian

Gus - Ass

Coochka - ~censored~

Pederas - Gay / gay

Luyno - ~censored~

Luyno Guava - ~censored~ Head

Peeshka Guava - Penis Head

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Czech

Do prdele - (literally, "In the ass", "Up yours"

Mrdat, prcat - very dirty words for "~censored~,"
used only by the lowest of the low(whores, thugs, etc.)

Chces mrdat?
(ksesh mrrdat?) - "Do you want to ~censored~?"

Hovno - "~censored~"

Prsa - Tits

Pinjor - Cock

Hovno Hlava - ~censored~ Head

Peecha - Pussy/Cunt

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Chinese (multiple Dialects)

Cantonese (phonetic, more or less)

Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street", general purpose swearword
(ie can fit in any context, like "~censored~!" or "~censored~ you"
or "you bastard" etc etc etc. add words before and
after for effect

D'iu ne lo mo - ~censored~ your mom

sAY Baht Poh - ~censored~

tiu nia ma chow hai - ~censored~ your mom's smelly cunt

sek si - eat ~censored~

hum kah chan - death to your family!

lok chat - privates

hamsap - Hot person (not a swear word actually,
just an insult)

chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt

gai - LovePeddler

Mandarin (phonetic, more or less)

gun ni ma /
chao ni niang - ~censored~ your mom

chao ni niang de zhu
zong shi ba dai - ~censored~ your mom's ancestors
grandmas great grandmas

daH bien - ~censored~

Liu mang - standard swear for bastard/assmunch/etc

Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles.

Hokkien (Phonectic, more or less)

Cheeby - Pussy

Lan Jiao - Dick

Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair

Ni Na Bu - Your ~censored~ Mother

Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy

Lan Hoot - Balls

Neh - Breast

Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby
- ~censored~ Your Bloody Mother's smelly pussy

Ka Ni Na - ~censored~ Your mother

Ka Ni Lao Beh - ~censored~ Your Father

peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go ~censored~ by someone

peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go ~censored~ by dogs

and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt

keh - LovePeddler

Hakka (Phonectic, more or less)

diao nia meh - ~censored~ your mom

chew hai - smelly cunt

bot nia meh see
tai lang - ~censored~ your mom's smelly cunt

chap jong - bastard

guy - LovePeddler

nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog ~censored~ your mom

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Dutch (Holland)

lul - privates

kut - cunt

kak, stront - ~censored~

opdekontneuker - up-the-ass-~censored~

hoer - hooker

eikel - dickhead

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Estonian

kuradi munn - (Lit. devil's privates)

kuradi puts - (Lit. devil's cunt) [strong]

kurat vo~tku - ~censored~ you (Lit. let devil takes it)

kurat, saatan - devil

kusema/pissima (v) - to piss

mine persse! - (Lit. go into ass)

mine vittu - ~censored~ off (Lit. go into cunt)

munn - privates

nussima,nikkuma (v) - to ~censored~

piss/kusi - piss

raisk - rotted

sitt - ~censored~

sittuma (v) - to ~censored~

vitt/puts - cunt

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Finnish

vittu - ~censored~(Lit. cunt)

helvetti - hell

vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead)

kusipaeae - pisshead

paskiainen - bastard

paska - ~censored~

Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt

Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head

Ime munaa, runkkari - ~censored~ cock, self-servicer

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French

merde - ~censored~

manges la merde - eat ~censored~

tu m'emmerdes - you're pissing me off
(Lit. you're shitting on me)

tu me fais chier - you are pissing me off

vas faire foutre
a la vache - go ~censored~ a cow.

encule - ~censored~ you (anal style!?)

salope, ordure, conasse,
poofias - ~censored~

va te faire voir,
va aux diable,
aux pelotes,
fous la camp,
va te faire cuire un oeuf,
va chier,
te faire voir chez lez Grecs!
- go to hell!, ~censored~ off!

vas te faire foutre - go get ~censored~ (lit: stuff you)

vas te faire enculé - ~censored~ you

fils de pute - son of a ~censored~

tu m`emmerdes! - ~censored~ yourself!

une vieille bique,
il est becheur - an old ~censored~, pompous ass

le con, la conasse,
la chatte - cunt

baiser - to ~censored~

ce sont des conneries - that's a load of ~censored~

leche moi et saire me renier
- lick me and make me come

tete moi le dard, enculé!
- ~censored~ my privates,
you ~censored~ gay!

mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose

putain, pute - LovePeddler

cul - ass

bite - cock

pauvre con - asshole (lit: you poor cunt)

vas pisser dans
les fleurs - ~censored~ off (lit: go piss in the flowers)

c'est rien que
de la merde - its just a bunch of ~censored~

maudite vache - asshole/~censored~/etc - (lit: damned cow)

va chier - go ~censored~

tu mangeras le tas - you can eat the pile
(usually an answer to "va chier"s)

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German

Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole

Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken

Scheisse - ~censored~

Fotze - cunt

Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt

Schwuchtl - gay (noun)

Lesbe - Lesbian

Mutterficker - ~censored~

Hurensohn - sonuvabitch

Hure - LovePeddler

Depp - idiot

Drecksau - dirty pig

Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead)

Fick dich! - ~censored~ you

Fick mich - ~censored~ me

(dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic)

Schlampe - tramp or slut

das geht dich einen feuchten
Scheissdreck an - none of your ~censored~ business
(Lit. that concerns you like wet ~censored~)

du verdammter
Arschficker - you damn ~censored~

Auf Wiedersehen
Fickakopf - Goodbye ~censored~

himmeldonnerwetter - *no translation--very strong curse*
(Lit. heaven thunder weather)

Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass

mach es dir selber - go ~censored~ yourself

scheissekopf - shithead

Lichten mein asch. - kiss my ass, Lit.- Lick my ass

Lichten mein
Hosenschlange! - lit. - Lick my trouser snake

schnoodle noodle - privates snot

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Greek

vlaca - stupid (noun), slowpoke

Malacca - masturbator, harshest swear for a male

malaka self-servicer gamisou - ~censored~ off

Ay gamisou - go ~censored~ off

to mounee tis manas sou - ~censored~ your mother's pussy

mounee - pussy

poutsos - privates

poustis - gay

Fila mou to kolo - kiss my ass

As to thialo - Go to hell

Skila - ~censored~

Boostie Mav-ro malaka
skit-tah - nigger privates sucking gay.

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Haitian Creole

dan bounda ou - up your ass

kolan guete maman ou - ~censored~ you

L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the ~censored~)

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Hebrew

Zonah - LovePeddler

Zayin - cock

Harah - ~censored~.

Mishugena - freak

Hutzpa - balls (as in he's got a lot of nerve)

Beitsim - Balls

ben zonah - son of a ~censored~ (son of a LovePeddler, actually)

lech zayen et
ima shelcha - go ~censored~ your mom

zayin - privates

tahat - ass

mitromem mizdayen
batahat - gay ~censored~

zayin al hakuss
hamasrihach shel
haima hamechoeret
shelcha - ~censored~ your ugly mom's smelly cunt

lech lehizdayen - ~censored~ off

lech timtzotz et
hazayin hakatan shel
aba shelcha me'onen
ehad - go ~censored~ your dad's small privates you self-servicer

lech zayen para - go ~censored~ a cow

timtzotz li et hazayin,
hatichat hara
masriach - ~censored~ my cock you smelly piece of ~censored~

lakek et hatahat sheli - lick my ass

lakeki li a hadagdegan,
zonah - lick my clit you LovePeddler

benzona - son of a ~censored~

lech tiezdayen - ~censored~ you

ben sharmuta - like son of a ~censored~

manyak - just a cures

coos ima selha - your mother's vegina

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Hindi

chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context)

gaandu - asshole

mah-der chod - mother ~censored~

tatti - ~censored~

Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod - Sister ~censored~

Madar Chhod
maa-duhr chod - Mother ~censored~

Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod - Brother ~censored~

Chutiya choo-tia - ~censored~

Gaand gaa-nd - Ass

Lund luh-nd - Cock

Chut choot - Pussy

Mammey mumm-aye - Breasts

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Indonesian

bangsat - bastard

bule - caucasian

gila - crazy

isep kontol - Mouth Action

isep kontol gua - ~censored~ my privates

kontol - privates

memek - vagina

monyet - monkey

ngentot - ~censored~

ngentot lu - ~censored~ you

ngewe - ~censored~

pantat - ass

pantat besar - big ass

peler - privates

pentil - nipple

toket - women's breast

toket besar - big breast

jembut - pubic hair

biji - testicles ( slang, lit. means "seed" )

pentil - nipple

palaji - ( slang ) foreskin

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Italian

puttana - LovePeddler

fungula / scopa - ~censored~

merda - ~censored~

Vaffanculo - ~censored~ off

No Skuche ala Gats! - what the ~censored~ do you want from my balls?

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Jamaican

bumboclot - you are full of ~censored~

teras - your ass

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Japanese (phonetic, more or less)

baka yaroo - stupid bastard

Chikushoo - oh ~censored~! (literally: "Animal"

Kuso - ~censored~

Imi imishe Kuso - Eat ~censored~ ~censored~

Urusai Kono Bakayaro - Shut up you crazy ~censored~!

ChingChing - privates

ketsunoana - Asshole

Pai Pai - Breasts, nipples

onara - fart

onara atama - fart head

onani - masterbate

anato wa onani o
shimasuka is - Do you masterbate

kin tama - golden balls

kisama - lord of the donkeys

Anata wa dame des - You are a nasty person

manko - pussy

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Korean (phonetic more or less)

Ssibal-seki /
Samanes-seki(?) - Son of ~censored~

eemee sheemee pek
poejee dah - your mother has a bald pussy

Geseki - Son of a ~censored~

Yumago - ~censored~ you

shibseki - all the bad stuff combined, ~censored~, LovePeddler etc.

Ko-chu-pado - ~censored~ my privates

Kochu - privates

Dong-mogo - eat ~censored~

K-sa-key - ~censored~

She-pa-nom - No exact translation but it is the worst
word you could ever say in Korean.

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Malaysian (phonetic, more or less)

pookih lang chiau pakalau mah bong
- may your ass, boobs, and privates all fall off

anak haram - bastard

cibai - pussy (?)

pantat - ass

puki/pepek - pussy

puki mak - ~censored~ your mother (also "mother's cunt"

saya hendak pukimak - I want to ~censored~ your mom

isap telur - ~censored~ my balls

cor-nek / shuhana - privates

tetel - boobs

chin hooi - asshole

bodoh - dumb ass

celaka - idiot

puki-thiam - LovePeddler house

bohsia - young Hot ~censored~

tet tet - breast

tah fei kei (TFK) - masturbate

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Macedonian (phonetic, more or less)

pitch-ga da mahl-a - literally "return to your mother's cunt"

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Norwegian!

Helvete - Hell

Pule - ~censored~

Faen - Damn

Dritt - ~censored~

drittsek - shitbag

Fitte - Cunt

fleskepanne - meathead

pikk - privates

hore - slut

din faens rompeslikker - you damn asslicker

din mor suger
pikk i helvete - your mother ~censored~ cock in hell

ditt lusne, skitne,
stinkende,
raatne grisetryne - you lousy, dirty stinking, rotten pigface

dra meg hardt i rompehara /
knull meg hardt og fort - ~censored~ me hard and fast (basically, )

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Persian (phonetic, more or less)

Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt

kosskesh - love-vendor (literal: "one who stretches pussy"

coony - gay

kesafat - you dirty piece of ~censored~

beshoor - no brained

madar kharbeh - mother ~censored~

an - diarhhea

kos-khol - person who is crazy and obessed for a
girl's pussy

amale - dirty piece of ~censored~ labor worker

khar - idiot

an damagh - booger

khange khodah - screw-up of god

antareh gav - "annoying cow"

bee-sharaf - [bad insult]. def. (?)

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Polish

huj - privates

dupek - asshole

dziwka - LovePeddler (light)

kurwa - LovePeddler (hard), fig. "Oh ~censored~!"

spieprzaj - piss off

spierdalaj - ~censored~ off

pojebany - ~censored~ up

pierdolec - ~censored~

Gówno (pron. GOOVnoh) - ~censored~

zajebiste - "~censored~ awesome"

Coor-va - ~censored~

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Portuguese

foder - to ~censored~; Present Indicative: eu

broche - cock sucking

chupa-me a - ~censored~ my cock

foda-se - ~censored~ (figurative)

pica, piroca, caralho - cock

puta, cabra - ~censored~

vai para o caralho - piss off vai-te

corno - gay

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Russian

Sooka - ~censored~/traitor/LovePeddler

Yob - ~censored~ (verb root)(ie "I ~censored~"="Ya Yebur"

baltattsya kak govno v prorubi
- to be flighty or indecisive (?)
(Lit. to bob like ~censored~ in a hole in the ice)

Yob tvoiu mat' - "~censored~ you!" or "Oh ~censored~!"
(literal: "~censored~ your mother" or
"I just ~censored~ your mother"
(perhaps the harshest insult in Russian)

poshol na khui - ~censored~ off (Lit. go onto a privates)

poshol v zhopu - ~censored~ off (Lit. go into an asshole)

tebya ne ebut,
ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own ~censored~ business
(Lit. you're not being ~censored~,
so don't wiggle your ass)

paashol v'chorte - go to hell

kooshi govno ee oomree - eat ~censored~ and die

ya eemay-you o-chen
balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow privates

tva-ya mama sa-seet
kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - You mother ~censored~ cow dicks.

per-ee-staan haameetca - stop bitching

yob tvoyu mat - ~censored~ your mother

bivneetca - showing off asshole

peesa - polite privates

govno - ~censored~ (literally)

bliad - "Oh ~censored~!" (lit. LovePeddler)

Khui - cock

pizda - cunt

manda - cunt

zhopa - an asshole or an ass

sraka - an ass (extremely vulgar)

mudak - an asshole (a person only)

bliad' - LovePeddler

govniuk - shithead

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Serbian

Jebem ti mater u picku! - I ~censored~ your mother in her pussy!
(Yebem tee mutter oo peetchqu)

Bog te jebo! - May God ~censored~ you!
(Bog te yebo)

Jebo ti pas mater! - May a dog ~censored~ your mother!
(Yebo tee puss mutter)

Crko dabogda stoko seljacka!
- May you drop dead, you redneck ox!
(Crko dubogda stocko selyachka)

Popusis mi kurac krasni!
- ~censored~ my lovely privates!
(Popoosheesh me quratz krusnee)

Peecko smrdlyeeva - You smelly pussy.
(when you are a wimp, or afraid to do something)

Govno yedno - You piece of ~censored~.

Peechka - pussy.

Sranje! - ohhh, ~censored~!

Some! - you stupid ass.

Yebachu te! - I'll ~censored~ you.
(have two meanings.
1. if you want to fight with someone.
2. when you are about to ~censored~ a chick.

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Slovenian

Pejt u pizdu mater! - Go to (in) your mothers vagina
(Peyt oo PEEZ-doo MA-ter)

Preklet vosu! - Cursed donkey (literally "Bloody fool"
(Prek-LET voh-SOO)

kurac - privates
(KOOH-ratz)

pizda - vagina
(PEEZ-dah)

drek - ~censored~

peder - gay
(PEH-dehr)

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Spanish

Chingas tu madre - ~censored~ your mom

Mierde - ~censored~

Chupa me, puto - ~censored~ me, asshole!

chupe me verga /
chupa me la peha - ~censored~ my privates

puta - (feminine) LovePeddler, ~censored~

puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole

joto - gay (mex.)

pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.

Marricon - gay

Mariposa (Mex.) - gay (lit. butterfly)

chingar - to ~censored~

cagar - to ~censored~

coger - to ~censored~, (lit. to catch)

chupar - to ~censored~

verga - privates (lit. broomstick)

pinche - ~censored~ (sp?)

chorizo - privates (lit. sausage)

panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar)

culo - ass

huevos - testicles (lit. eggs)

chichis - breasts

pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair)

me cago en la hostia - i ~censored~ in the communion wafers

Cago en tu leche - I ~censored~ in your milk.

beso mi culo - kiss my ass

hacete cojer - go and get ~censored~

hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches

metete un palo en
el culo - shove a stick up your ass

me cago en la puta
madre que te pario
hijo de puta - I ~censored~ on the ~censored~ mother that gave you
birth you son of a ~censored~

chimba - pussy (colombian spanish)

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Swedish

fitta - cunt

kuk - cock

pattar - tits

fan - damn

mammaknullare - ~censored~

din morsa luktar
friterad getröv
i fittan - your mother smells like fried
goatass in her cunt

kuksugare - RoosterDrinker

knullare - ~censored~

rövhål - asshole

helvete - hell

bög - gay

jävlar - ~censored~

sug min kuk - ~censored~ my cock

hora - LovePeddler, prostitute

pess - piss
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Tagalog (Philippine)

TAE - ~censored~

Putanginamo - ~censored~ you

maliit ang titi mo - you got a small privates

magkantutan tayo - let's ~censored~

naninigas ang titi ko - I got a hard on

didilain ko ang tingil mo - I'll lick your clit

sipsipin mo ang titi ko - ~censored~ my privates

lunukin mo ang tamod ko - swallow my come

malaki ang susu mo - you got big tits

anak ka nang puta - son of a ~censored~

puke nang ina mo - your mom's pussy

tukmol - ugly

Igao walang kang diti - you are dickless

Igao walang kang puit - you are buttless

Bi-HO KEE KEE - Stinky pussy.

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Turkish

Siktir lan - get ~censored~

Anani sikerim - i'll ~censored~ your mum

got veren - ass giver

ibne - gay

um - cunt

chukumu yala - ~censored~ my privates

ananin yara var,
ve baban jelos oldu - your mums got a privates and your
father jealous.

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Vietnamese

goo - privates

geeum - pussy

dum [doom] mare may - ~censored~ your mother

lo-de - asshole

du-ma-nhieu - go ~censored~ yourself

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Ukrainian

Hivno - ~censored~

Khui - cock

Sraka - ass

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Unique English

Anally retentive Pubic Louse

Cum Guzzling Fat ~censored~

Gap Toothed trailer park discount LovePeddler

Lying sack of Siberian snake ~censored~

gapped toothed, beer guzzlin', cousin ~censored~

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Yiddish

Putz - dickhead

Yutz - asshole

Schlemeil - asshole (the one that "screws"

Schlmazel - asshole ("gets screwed" by the schlemeil)

Mishugena - freak

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igbo

onyeara - you are crazy

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broken english

badbelle - enemy of progress

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you may add more languages if you wish

ENGLISH

You are stupid

pidgin english

ur phada - you lack home training

English/Pidgin English

Stop acting like a fool/you don old reach to get sense

Hmm.

yoruba/english

were gidi ni ele i/this is a strong correct mad person

ijew/english

ene bebe teri - shut up your mouth

maukachi!

Warri / English
@Poster Bros shun your brain dey Trek ?/ Are you this dumb ?

english/more english
he is insane/the thinking faculty and ability to be say something comprehensive is faulty

pidgin english


na play i de play oh - i'm just kidding, please.

I never knew someone could be so jobless,well keep it up,besides go enroll for the next rythm unplugged so,u can make people laugh,cheers/.

we sef know say u dey play

AIMAEZUE:

I never knew someone could be so jobless.

broken english: make u ne de yan okpata, na wo say i de jobless? with d helep of AltaVista u sef fit translate languages sharp sharp.

English: i'm not really jobless, with the help of AltaVista you too can translate languages in seconds.

@poster_paster

you are wrong in some places. eg cunt in turkish is amjik. where did u get all these from anyway?

In French/English/Yoruba/Igbo

Werre gidi is this Monsieur, Onye ara Ka Obu,

r_o_b_b_y:

@poster_paster

you are wrong in some places. eg cunt in turkish is amjik. where did u get all these from anyway?

check properly, this post is on the "joke section". it is meant to amuse you. get it

Omo i wan go sleep till 2moro

@femo2000 Now what d f*ck does that have to do with anything ?

na wa o.

Ben, some people are just jobless.

area english: c all this pips wey de spend all their time 4 d jokes section de yan okpata, na them de cal me jobless . . .wel, god no de sleep.


english: see Pot calling Kettle black

Serious medical fault