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| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Yahoo1(m): 9:28am On Sep 16, 2012 |
A man was boasting of how his dog was a very good one to his friend,'my dog can do almost anything,it gets my paper every morning,it checks my email and facebook acount,it sends message to my gf,it goes to the market too and it even acts as my chauffeur.'' the man claimed. ''oh,i know that.''his friend said indifferently. ''how do you know? The man asked. ''My dog told me''.the friend answered sarcastically. |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Yahoo1(m): 9:36am On Sep 16, 2012 |
In a church,the pastor said all members should contribute money depending on how beautiful your wife is! Everybody was contributing huge amounts proudly,except one man,he donated #50,the pastor asked him,young man,why are you this stingy? Are you telling me your wife is not worth thousands?! The man replied,''No she isnt. The pastor asked him to point out his wife.''Eliza,Eliza,' he shouted. The pastor heard a weak,''sir'' from the back,as one woman stood up! As the pastor saw the woman,he asked the money collector to give the man change. |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Yahoo1(m): 9:45am On Sep 16, 2012 |
3 widowed friends died and met in heaven;Bob,sam and tom. They were told they would be given private cars they would use to drive themselves around heaven,the quality of their car would depend on how faithful they have been to their wife! So off they go,later sam was driving with his new pick up truck and met Bob,who was driving a motorcycle,'Hey Bob,nice one you got there! ''.yeah,lucky me,i saw my wife riding a bmw,''Bob said with a grin. ''ay,me saw evelyn my wife riding a toyota camry.''sam said. So they continued on their way,they met Tom riding his Limo. ''hey there,you got to be one of the most faithful man ever,''they both exclaimed,but you dont look happy,why? Tom,amidst sobs said,''I saw Linda my wife riding a skateboard. |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by ciphoenix: 5:55pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
English pastor n warri interpreter. ENG:- As it is written in the Bible. WARRI:- As dem yan 4 Bible ! ENG:- Jesus entered the boat with his disciples ! WARRI:- Bros J cum enta canoe with im padi dem ! ENG:- As the boat was sailing, there was a great storm ! WARRI:- As that canoe dey move, na im yawa cum gas ! ENG:- The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind ! WARRI:- as d yawa dey gas, na Im kasala burst join ! ENG:- The disciples became so afraid and they shouted Master ! Master ! WARRI:- Na im liver fail im padi dem, na im dem begin dey hala Bros eh ! Bros eh ! ENG:- Jesus got up and calmed down the wind ! WARRI:- na so Jesus get up kon arrange the mata ! ENG:- HE turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith ! WARRI:- Na im Jesus luk I'm padi dem, shake im head kon provoke..."O BOI ! UNA FALL MA HAND O !" ENG:- The disciples replied and said "what manner of man is this ?" WARRI:- im padi dem kon hala "shoo ! Bros J, which levels na, you BE WINSH ? |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Jorian(m): 12:10am On Sep 17, 2012 |
Na whoa oo. Which kind gurl go de de. I no go even go sef but if plenty money de involve like bundle of 5k note na route hmmmm hmmmm 1 I go take |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by jakalinajain12(f): 6:59am On Sep 18, 2012 |
Its really very nice post... Thanks for sharing such a beautiful post.. |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Klazicboi(m): 2:51pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
u are to follow route one |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 6:40pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Chykason: i cast and bind you, you this stalking, mal-nourished, post-hiding, bow-legged evil-spirit!buwahahahahahahahahahahahah...*dies* |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by jackpot(f): 9:24am On Sep 19, 2012 |
lalaosky:that was my alter ego talking. . .  Don't mind that midget called Dani. Everytime he fails his Post-UTME, he vents his anger on me by hiding my hard-earned posts!  Honestly, I feel like calling him "Bush Pig" but I wouldn't  |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 10:01am On Sep 19, 2012 |
jackpot: that was my alter ego talking. . .lmao...jackpot, i knew you are funny but iyaf neva laff ma a.s.s off to your posts like this one you made... Fiffle wey see me they laff come they ask me weda i don madt ni this dani guy must be one helluva of a tough mod that you and bin cant stop calling him bushpig..lol anyway you gats manage am like that cos mod power intoxicates |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by supersta: 4:51pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Joke of the Day Daddy Jobs A teacher asked the class what their fathers did for a living. "My Dad runs the fire station. He's the station officer." Said Johnny. "Very good Johnny" said the teacher,"Anyone else?" "My Dad runs the local prison," said Steve Jr. "Excellent Steven. Is he the prison governor?" the teacher asked. "No Sir, he's the hardest & meanest bloke in there" Please make man yi teeth no fal down  all the way from http://www.adveertbuk..com |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by supersta: 4:51pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Joke of the Day Daddy Jobs A teacher asked the class what their fathers did for a living. "My Dad runs the fire station. He's the station officer." Said Johnny. "Very good Johnny" said the teacher,"Anyone else?" "My Dad runs the local prison," said Steve Jr. "Excellent Steven. Is he the prison governor?" the teacher asked. "No Sir, he's the hardest & meanest bloke in there" Please make man yi teeth no fal down all the way from http://www.advertbuk..com |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Ajibel(m): 4:51pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
why was this thread stickied   |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:56pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Ajibel: why was this thread stickied who released you from reformatory ?  |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by jackpot(f): 8:51pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
~vicky~:vicky dear, you look so sexy like a bottle of Coke. Dear, can we have FUN, pls? Or should we wait till the lights are turned off? |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bright007(f): 10:37am On Sep 21, 2012 |
bumps into thread and after 5 phucking minutes...still couldn't find a yoke?The mod who stickied this thread must be intoxicated with fanta.. ; |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bright007(f): 10:37am On Sep 21, 2012 |
bumps into thread and after 5 phucking minutes...still couldn't find a yoke?The mod who stickied this thread must be intoxicated with fanta.. ; |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Kayoski(m): 12:55pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
ask ur mummy. |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 3:55pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Argument, a HUSBAND told his WIFE, 'women are just DONKEYS. All women are DONKEYS!' The next day as they were travelling along the highway,a DONKEY crosses right in front of their car. The WIFE tells her HUSBAND, "Sweetheart, be careful. Your mother is crossing the road..." LOL... |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by shakara4u(m): 4:46pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
*strolls in,grabs a chair,whoose serving the drinks* hihihihihihi@ vicky jackpot: vicky dear, you look so sexy like a bottle of Coke.*strolls in,grabs a chair,whoose serving the drinks* hihihihihihi@ vicky na 14years oooooooh,make una d wait for darkness well well |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 4:48pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
shakara4u: *strolls in,grabs a chair,whoose serving the drinks*  |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by shakara4u(m): 4:55pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
kips the jokes coming joooor finally here....you must talk ooooh about you and jackpot,its talk for another day |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:10pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Mr Shakara4u had just came back from church. He was singing good praises and was so happy. He went to his wife and lifted her up high. The wife was shocked as hehad never done this before so she asked what made him happy. Mr Shakara4u replied: "The pastor said we should lift our problems to God and he shall set us free." #wife fainted# |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:14pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Vicky : (Low Voice) Sweety, Last night I had a dream about you. : Acidosis: (excited) Oooh, Tell meSomething Honey... : GIRLFRIEND: I dreamt We were traveling in a bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone. : Acidosis: (with luv): Oh, Definately, i was searching forYou..Right?" : Vicky: (Frown) NO, You were shouting, Driver! Driver!!, Please, Give me My Change before You Die ooO, Abegiiiii.. |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:17pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Akpors thought that LOL means'LOTS OF LOVE' So he wrote an SMS To his girlfriend.Saying'My dear,i'm sorry about the death of your sister.,LOL. |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by shakara4u(m): 5:28pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
~vicky~: take it or leave,she get wahala sha,but i luv her..dont they all have |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 5:34pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Akpors took his new girl-friend home to meet his parents.... His dad whispered to him "Where the hell did you meet her? She's cross eyed, bald, bow legged and she's got no teeth" Akpors responds "There's no need to whisper Dad she's also deaf !! |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by larride(m): 8:27pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Nice one you got Vicky. |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by Nobody: 8:33pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
larride: Nice one you got Vicky.this one that you said something 9ce, hope all is well, anyway thanks all the same |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by larride(m): 8:38pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
Vicky, beht why, haba, shey i no fit compliment you again ni... Bush Rat |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by shakara4u(m): 8:51am On Sep 24, 2012 |
larride: Vicky, beht why, haba, shey i no fit compliment you again ni... this children again vicky spill sum more |
| Re: FUN TIME WITH VICKY SEASON II by bunmioguns(m): 3:38pm On Sep 24, 2012 |
To My Dearest Vicky, I do believe God above Created you for me to Love He picked you out from all the rest As He knows I Love you best I once had a heart both brave and true but now I give it to you take care of it as I have done now you have two and I have none If I go to heaven and you're not there I'll paint your face On the golden stairs So all the angels there can see what you my darling Vicky mean to me Love always, Bunmioguns |
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