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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 12:08pm On Oct 03, 2012
dani1luv:
haba!!Dani..why smoke dey commot for ya head?shey u dey hell fire ni?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:30pm On Oct 03, 2012
bright007: haba!!Dani..why smoke dey commot for ya head?shey u dey hell fire ni?
lol. The smoke from his head is even confused. The thing carry kweshun mark cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:36pm On Oct 03, 2012
PretiEbony: **sights dem 4rm afar discussing and catwalks to their table** Hey guys! Can i join yhu?.??
*dogwalks over to where she is* cheesy

Why not? Sure!
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by slimchi2k2(m): 1:07pm On Oct 03, 2012
very tired,dnt no wat to eat or drink
jackpot d u av red bull or any energy drink
i dnt underst wat u said,b\4
give my sweet mum vicky wat ever she want
and my presido bin g,
as i said, i will pay,
u dnt nid 2 worry
sir\madam
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by dani1luv: 1:38pm On Oct 03, 2012
bright007: haba!!Dani..why smoke dey commot for ya head?shey u dey hell fire ni?
Questions for the gods grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 3:21pm On Oct 03, 2012
Barman... U no go answer me??
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bunmioguns(m): 3:34pm On Oct 03, 2012
Laitesmart: Barman... U no go answer me??



his 10 MB don finish grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 4:49pm On Oct 03, 2012
angrywhich kind bar be dis sef? wey person go order for sumtin dem no go ansa peson. abeg i dey go joor. make i go look for better bar joor.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:11pm On Oct 03, 2012
dani1luv:
Questions for the gods grin grin grin
Daniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. . . smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:14pm On Oct 03, 2012
Laitesmart: Please . Can u serve me palmwine diluted with ogogoro?.. And fried 409.. Make it snappy pls.
*mixes palmine with ogogoro and serves him*

*eyes his pocket*

er bros, which one is 409?
cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:35pm On Oct 03, 2012
Asaba man: *enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn! 2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one bottle of alhaja and pepper soup and pls one isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for Vick?

champagne grin
Valiantvaliant: Lets clarify things here. Vicky and Jackpot can you please idicate your genders respectively. Thank you.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:47pm On Oct 03, 2012
~vicky~:


champagne grin

na hia u kan hide smh
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:51pm On Oct 03, 2012
bennyraz: na hia u kan hide smh

am not hiding Mr. and stop shaking your head, if may fall off smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by dbrightest: 6:04pm On Oct 03, 2012
~vicky~:


am not hiding Mr. and stop shaking your head, if may fall off smiley

hi babe kiss
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bunmioguns(m): 8:16pm On Oct 03, 2012
d-brightest:


hi babe kiss


abeg comot for here jọ, does this place look like brothel.......


Beside where is dt gayy barman
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by JojoArmani(m): 8:22pm On Oct 03, 2012
Ben 10 and Dani1 is present in dis thread cos is a bar.

Haaaaaaaa evidence dat our moderators re drunkers.(no offence just Jokin) b4 i go chop BAN. grin grin

Welcome back anyway
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2012
ĥėļļő barman...I need 2 bottles of chilled subsidy bitters and a plate of cow wings peppersoup...sharp-sharp
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:50pm On Oct 03, 2012
bunmioguns:


abeg comot for here jọ, does this place look like brothel.......


na jealouusy go kill you, this midget. undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 10:20pm On Oct 03, 2012
driving by on my new bicycle ***sights bar, park my new bicycle with style***


Bartender, abeg bring me some hot isi-ewu and 5 bottles of alomo bitters
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 11:03pm On Oct 03, 2012
Bar fooooool, where is my order? bring it here now orrrrr !!!
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 11:58pm On Oct 03, 2012
Where is this bartender now?

******walks out angrily out of bar*********
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:40am On Oct 04, 2012
larride: driving by on my new bicycle ***sights bar, park my new bicycle with style***


Bartender, abeg bring me some hot isi-ewu and 5 bottles of alomo bitters
*serves him hot isi-ewu and 5 bottles of Alomo Bitters*

bros eh, we got Car Bicycle Wash too. You're guaranteed we can even wash your bicycle carpets!
cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:45am On Oct 04, 2012
larride: Where is this bartender now?

******walks out angrily out of bar*********
oga sah, you nefa pay for Heineken. Pay me my money jor
*holds him back by his 3-quarter jeans* angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:50am On Oct 04, 2012
Asaba man: *enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn!
2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one
bottle of alhaja and pepper soup and pls one
isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for
Vick?
*places the orders on their tables*
~vicky~:


champagne grin

**serves her the bottle of champagne and looks on as she looks left & right b4 guzzling it down** cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 1:00am On Oct 04, 2012
bright007: ĥėļļő barman...I need 2 bottles of chilled subsidy bitters and a plate of cow wings peppersoup...sharp-sharp
welcome cousin

*arranges bench sofa for him*

*serves him the 2 bottles of chilled subsidy bitters*

*goes in and hurriedly throw cow wings inside pot on a lit stove, adds it a cup of pepper, pours in little water, boils it for 2 minutes*

*dishes the contents inside a plate and serves him too*

here you go bro, your COW WINGS PEPPER soup!
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 1:02am On Oct 04, 2012
bennyraz: smh
er, bro, you got Parkinsons? undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:43pm On Oct 04, 2012
slimchi2k2: very tired,dnt no wat to eat or drink
jackpot d u av red bull or any energy drink
i dnt underst wat u said,b\4
give my sweet mum vicky wat ever she want
and my presido bin g,
as i said, i will pay,
u dnt nid 2 worry
sir\madam
yes bobo. We have. smiley

how many plates?
cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:44pm On Oct 04, 2012
peeps and exit angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 6:08pm On Oct 04, 2012
Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 6:50pm On Oct 04, 2012
err...cousin..is it only refreshment services you offer here?I need some down sector massage and need to feel some multi-coloured yanshes ooo.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:12pm On Oct 04, 2012
larride: Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup
*serves him three bottles of alomo bitters*

oga, wait small make I go fry your pepper soup cheesy

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