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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 5:56am On Oct 17, 2012
Ajibel:

grin
i'd need cold salad for d evening and some chilled drinks preferably water
cheesy cheesy cheesy
am a broke niqqa,
weirdo shocked
cant afford yur expensive drinks embarassed
but i dnt need tooth pick cheesy
and pls tune in to ABS, i want to watch WRESTLING
*serves his orders, tunes the radio and notices every station is off-air, except BBC Arabic version* grin grin grin

*looks for an earphone. . .finds one. . .connects it to the radio and. . .plugs it into Ajibel's ears* grin grin grin

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:08am On Oct 17, 2012
larride: Barman, give me 3 plates of eba and egusi with no meat
3 plates? shocked

*serves his orders*

Abeg, turn on the radio, i wan listen to Sports Radio
bro, ask Ajibel to borrow you an earpiece! cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:15am On Oct 17, 2012
bright007: Oya all the small children in this bar close ya eyes....oya barman put porrn mojo...I wan watch adult film..
shocked
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:17am On Oct 17, 2012
larride: ^^^^^^^ Me sef wan watch adult film
aproko shocked
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bingbagbo(m): 10:16am On Oct 17, 2012
jackpot: aproko shocked




GAY angry !!


Abeg give me a bottle of chilled breastmilk , bread and suya grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 1:18pm On Oct 17, 2012
bin gbagbo:



GAY angry !!


Abeg give me a bottle of chilled breastmilk , bread and suya grin
angry

Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 9:44pm On Oct 17, 2012
Bartender, wetin dey this bar tonight? hungry dey wire me no be small
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:55am On Oct 18, 2012
*drives into bar with my customized baby jeep* cheesy

Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:06am On Oct 18, 2012
..mehn see this baby jeep....ehnnn Jackpot...How much is the original of this model?Âm asking this in a good way?gringringringrin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 9:10am On Oct 18, 2012
larride: Bartender, wetin dey this bar tonight? hungry dey wire me no be small
yes oo, we get fried akamu with bread, roasted rice, jollof yam, lizard barbecue, duck-flavored lemonades cheesy cheesy cool cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:41am On Oct 18, 2012
bright007: ..mehn see this baby jeep....ehnnn Jackpot...How much is the original of this model?Âm asking this in a good way?gringringringrin
mine is the original jor but I fit give you make you photocopy tongue cheesy grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 8:34pm On Oct 18, 2012
jackpot: yes oo, we get fried akamu with bread, roasted rice, jollof yam, lizard barbecue, duck-flavored lemonades cheesy cheesy cool cool

Okay, oya give me fried akamu with bread

drags him to the corner **********na tomorrow i go give you money oooo***********
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 5:16pm On Oct 19, 2012
Bruuuuum::::::::: bruuuuum!!!!
Brings d engine of my porsche cayenne to a halt;
swaggers into bar, the bar tender gives me a smile with his crooked and yellow teeth,
i locate a table and sit'

now una fiti gee me ofe nsala witi bonga fishi, and one Nuvo, and ice bucket make i relax.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 9:59pm On Oct 19, 2012
shey this bar woman don get belle ni
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:48am On Oct 20, 2012
larride:

Okay, oya give me fried akamu with bread

drags him to the corner **********na tomorrow i go give you money oooo***********
larride: shey this bar woman don get belle ni
was actually waiting for tomorrow so that I can serve your meal and COLLECT MY MONEY CASHHHHH grin grin grin


*prepares the fried akamu with bread, serves it in a tray* cheesy

*still holding the tray in my hand* tongue

oya, where your money grin grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ajibel(m): 1:12pm On Oct 20, 2012
kpoi kpoi
tubalala
kpoi kpoi
tubalala
tubalalalaa kpoye
tubalalalaa kpoye
tubala
tubala
kpoi kpoi kpoi
*anthem of the madman as i march into the bar*
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 7:50pm On Oct 20, 2012
Hello Bar
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Laitesmart(m): 7:13am On Oct 21, 2012
Ajibel: kpoi kpoi
tubalala
kpoi kpoi
tubalala
tubalalalaa kpoye
tubalalalaa kpoye
tubala
tubala
kpoi kpoi kpoi
*anthem of the madman as i march into the bar*
Which grade be dis madness? Raw or finished?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:27pm On Oct 21, 2012
larride: Hello Bar
nice to meet you, dear. Welcome to "our" relaxation spot. wink cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ajibel(m): 7:38pm On Oct 21, 2012
Laitesmart:
Which grade be dis madness? Raw or finished?

a finished rawed madness professor cheesy

@bar waiter(ess)...am looking 4my ATM and so cant pay 4my food now angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:55pm On Oct 21, 2012
larride: Hello Bar
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 10:24pm On Oct 21, 2012
Omg, i tell this woman say i no wan eat beans but she no listen to me embarassed, shey na fart i go use scatter this bar today ni embarassed embarassed embarassed God abeg no let make i fart today embarassed embarassed embarassed


embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed release 4 hot farts

Thank God say na silent one.


Hello Bar, wetin dey now cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool




****shifts my bottom to one corner and release another hot bomb****
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by engrfcuksmtin(m): 9:09am On Oct 22, 2012
Hello bar!!!
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Asabaman(m): 2:51pm On Oct 22, 2012
what is on today's menu. please..... cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by engrfcuksmtin(m): 2:55pm On Oct 22, 2012
Madam pls can I have chilled monkey tail with monkey pepper soup.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 4:01pm On Oct 22, 2012
See as una dey patronize bar for afternoon, lazy peeps
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:27pm On Oct 22, 2012
Asaba man: what is on today's menu. please..... cool cool cool cool cool
A and B
rice and pap
fried beans
duck-flavored lemonades
etc cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 6:41pm On Oct 22, 2012
Asaba man: what is on today's menu. please..... cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 6:44pm On Oct 22, 2012
Bar-man,what's selling the most here? I want to 'be among'.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 8:42pm On Oct 22, 2012
Ben-10:
Bar-man,what's selling the most here? I want to 'be among'.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Na Ben-10 be this
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 7:31am On Oct 23, 2012
larride:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Na Ben-10 be this
Ask google
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 3:51pm On Oct 23, 2012
bright007: Ask google

Google is on vacation embarassed embarassed

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