Ajibel:

what haff i done na to warrant the insalt

abi na bad thing
*stand in front of me..maybe u could be my tv*

Laitesmart: Hw many tyres has your tricycles? When was the last tym u fuelled it?

larride:

My tricycle has 5 tyres and i fuel it 4days before it was stolen.


I dey bring mopol come from barack come this BAR tomorrow morning if una no produce my tricycle

neyshed: sharaap lier..no fuel inside...**hey guyx! Carpon & Paramole**we are broke after selling d Tricycle..Na that Escalade wey dey inside d V.I.P garage be d next on paper..

neyshed: sharaap lier..no fuel inside...**hey guyx! Carpon & Paramole**we are broke after selling d Tricycle..Na that Escalade wey dey inside d V.I.P garage be d next on paper..

bright007: switch on the GPRS system on my escalade....types in Jackpot's Lounge....and relaxes my back as I let go off d power steering......
...Awakened by the voice-over from d GPRS..."Destination attained"..."Destination attained"... activates full security....and highlights from my escalade...(This bar is no longer safe)..walks majestically into bar...sees efe,larride,neyshed,vicky and others in the general bar....waves them as they all chorused "good evening Sir"....(They all seem happy knowing I will offset their bills)....walks into d VIP section...

larride:

Walks to him in the VIP section, can i sit with you?

bright007: switch on the GPRS system on my escalade....types in Jackpot's Lounge....and relaxes my back as I let go off d power steering......
...Awakened by the voice-over from d GPRS..."Destination attained"..."Destination attained"... activates full security....and highlights from my escalade...(This bar is no longer safe)..walks majestically into bar...sees efe,larride,neyshed,vicky and others in the general bar....waves them as they all chorused "good evening Sir"....(They all seem happy knowing I will offset their bills)....walks into d VIP section...

Lol!



welcome sah

bright007: switch on the GPRS system on my escalade....types in Jackpot's Lounge....and relaxes my back as I let go off d power steering......
...Awakened by the voice-over from d GPRS..."Destination attained"..."Destination attained"... activates full security....and highlights from my escalade...(This bar is no longer safe)..walks majestically into bar...sees efe,larride,neyshed,vicky and others in the general bar....waves them as they all chorused "good evening Sir"....(They all seem happy knowing I will offset their bills)....walks into d VIP section...

Laitesmart:
Dis kin motor wey u talk sef no dey uk. Not to talk of 9ja. By the way how many steering the car get? For your mind. U don 4get say na bank PHB first dey nurse this kin ambition... Be careful make wetin happen to them no happen to u... Lol

PretiEbony: **sights dem 4rm afar discussing and catwalks to their table** Hey guys! Can i join yhu?.??

bright007: ...err...Yes..err..but u have to make your stay snappy because of ya dunlop flippers and ya trouser wey dey fear ground......beckons him to take d sit beside my table...watches as his eyes moves to and fro from one delicacy on d table to d other...errr...bro..wat should they offer you?

larride:

I want four plates of heineken and 10 bottles of pepper soup

*serves him the plates of heineken*

er bros, make i add toothpick join?

Ajibel: I having running stomach. Lady jackport, u dey cook ur food well

~vicky~:

hi, sweery

jackpot: hi, sweery

jackpot:
yes, we sabi cook delicious delicacy. I assure you after patronizing us, you'll be having a "walking" stomach

larride: ^^^^^^^ Me sef wan watch adult film

Laitesmart: Yeeeee! I die o! Pepper don enta my eyes o! I wan make one lady cum help me blow am. Abeg

~vicky~:


jackpot Mr Bar joint how body